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Reviews by 'Stone Junction'
Current status of
Movie oracle
with a total of
1305
reviews published to date.
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20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1997)
Cross cross with Gross.
Apr 20, 2010
Scored 1/5
Vote
Shaolin Soccer (2001)
The Bad News Monks.
Mar 26, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Millennium Actress (2001)
Key provides magical memories.
Mar 26, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
House Of Flying Daggers (2004)
Blind assassin kicks asses!
Mar 24, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Secret Window (2004)
Writer reaches Depp end.
Mar 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Letter, The (1940)
Davis wields poison pen.
Mar 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Independence Day (1996)
Interstellar locusts destroy landmarks.
Mar 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
After Dark, My Sweet (1990)
Broken boxer tries kidnapping.
Mar 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Brothers Grimm, The (2005)
Gilliam reimagines fairy tales.
Mar 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Tyler Perry's Diary Of A Mad Black Woman (2005)
Transgendered grandma heaps abuse.
Mar 1, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
Cross And The Switchblade, The (1970)
Preacher fights! With compassion!
Feb 28, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Oldboy (2003)
Kidnapee's revenge, old school.
Feb 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Deathwatch (2002)
War is literally Hell.
Feb 27, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Never Die Alone (2004)
Drug dealer records autobiography.
Feb 24, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The (2003)
Dorian Gray = Wildely evil.
Feb 20, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
American Splendor (2003)
Cartoons have Crumb(y) artist.
Feb 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Sign 'o' The Times (1987)
Overhyped musician plays, preens.
Feb 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
BloodRayne (2005)
Vampiress betrays her blood.
Feb 17, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
Kung Phooey! (2003)
Monks protect sacred... peach?
Feb 16, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
Ghostbusters II (1989)
Baby holds demon's key.
Feb 14, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Magnolia (1999)
Frog hail solves problems.
Feb 14, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Brave New World (1998)
Utopia really a fruitopia.
Feb 13, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Missing, The (2003)
Jones plays pseudoindian tracker.
Feb 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Machinist, The (2004)
Sleepless Christian questions reality.
Feb 9, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Iron Giant, The (1999)
Robot runs on Diesel.
Jan 31, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(15)
Q & A (1990)
Police corruption sickens Hutton.
Jan 31, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Clean And Sober (1988)
Batman has addiction disorder.
Jan 16, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Little Prince, The (1974)
Pilot discovers desert waif.
Jan 14, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Pets Or Meat: The Return To Flint (1992)
Unemployed township revisited, reexamined.
Jan 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Royal Tenenbaums, The (2001)
Father fakes cancer, dies.
Jan 12, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Lost Skeleton Of Cadavra, The (2001)
Aliens, skeleton seek atmospherium.
Jan 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Assault On Precinct 13 (2005)
Hawk[e] scared of Fish[burne].
Jan 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Assault On Precinct 13 (2005)
Police re-enact 'Rio Bravo'.
Jan 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Empire Of The Ants (1977)
Collins battles insect dynasty.
Jan 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Ginger Snaps (2000)
Girl bleeds, gets hairy.
Jan 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hyde (1941)
Tracy Hydes, seeks Bergman.
Jan 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Last Flight Of Noah's Ark, The (1980)
Airplane redesigned as boat.
Jan 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Dogma (1999)
Christ's relative performs abortions.
Dec 31, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
Barrymore's career turns Green.
Dec 30, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Bubba Ho-tep (2002)
JFK, Elvis, mummies. Baby!
Dec 30, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Bubba Ho-tep (2002)
Rock God rocks undead.
Dec 30, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Bubba Ho-tep (2002)
Dead icons battle undead.
Dec 30, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Dawn Of The Dead (2004)
Zombies learn to sprint.
Dec 30, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
The Rapture (1991)
Rogers gets left behind.
Dec 24, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(3)
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Babe boxer beats bias.
Dec 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Pieces Of April (2003)
Giving thanks, at Holmes.
Dec 14, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Deadly Pursuit (1988)
Poitier snuggles mountain man.
Dec 14, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
American Perfekt (1997)
Psycho assassin mentors hitchhiker.
Dec 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Blood And Wine (1996)
Jack pines, Lopez whines.
Dec 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
I've Heard The Mermaids Singing (1987)
Limp Lesbian loves, laments.
Dec 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Girl With A Pearl Earring (2003)
Scarlett judges Firth's worth.
Dec 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Rum Diary, The (2011)
Depp, Benicio, Hunter. Redux.
Dec 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Hardware (1990)
Armoured killer = birthday present.
Dec 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Crying Game, The (1992)
Irish terrorist changes mind.
Dec 7, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(2)
Hotel Rwanda (2004)
Genocide occurs yet again.
Dec 7, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Dracula 3000 (2004)
Astronauts discover Nosferatu. Seriously.
Dec 6, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Phantom Of The Opera, The (2004)
Webber glamourizes disfigured psychotic.
Dec 4, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Assassination Of Richard Nixon, The (2004)
Penn tricks up Dick.
Dec 4, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Ice Age (2002)
Prehistoric 'Incredible Journey'.
Dec 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Return Of The Living Dead 5: Rave From The Grave (2005)
Zombies join mosh pit.
Dec 1, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Lord Of The G-Strings: The Femaleship Of The String, The (2002)
Mythic panties wreak havok.
Nov 30, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(2)
Planet Of The Pitts (2004)
Actor overdoses on insecticide.
Nov 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Dr. Jekyll And Ms. Hyde (1995)
Physician grows a pair.
Nov 27, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Modern Problems (1981)
Telekinesis? Chase? I'm There!
Nov 25, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Gargantua (1998)
Mutated lizard no Godzilla.
Nov 24, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Kiss Before Dying, A (1991)
Young twins love Dillon.
Nov 23, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Fahrenhype 9/11 (2004)
Milquetoasts piss out Bushfire.
Nov 23, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(2)
Dracula II: Ascension (2003)
Vampire gets second chance.
Nov 23, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
Creature (1998)
Nazis fashion adaptable shark.
Nov 22, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Shadow Conspiracy (1997)
Sheen finds government corruption!
Nov 21, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Dracula: Pages From A Virgin's Diary (2002)
Vampire bites, sucks, dances.
Nov 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Dracula (1979)
Langella's vamp. Olivier vamps.
Nov 20, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Princess Mononoke (1997)
Forest Gods mighty pissed.
Nov 17, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(2)
Incredibles, The (2004)
Heroes get sued, quit.
Nov 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966)
Baldy plays holey ghost.
Nov 13, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(3)
Doppelganger (1993)
Drews Barrymores.
Nov 11, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(4)
Life Of Python (1990)
Troupe garners praise, spam.
Nov 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Chicken Little (2005)
Hen tries fowl play.
Nov 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Left Behind II: Tribulation Force (2002)
Sitcom stars battle Anti-Christ.
Nov 8, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
Hellraiser: Hellworld (2004)
Cyberjunkies discover killer website.
Nov 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Bunny (1998)
Elderly rabbit attacks moth.
Nov 2, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
After The Sunset (2004)
Thief wants money, Salma.
Oct 30, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Invisible Agent (1942)
Transparent spy battles Nazis.
Oct 30, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Assassination Of Trotsky, The (1972)
Burton hams up Leon.
Oct 30, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Midnight Mass (2003)
Fundamentalists battle vampires, idiocy.
Oct 30, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Finding Neverland (2004)
Depp does Pan's creator.
Oct 27, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Feeling Minnesota (1996)
Brothers ditzy over Diaz.
Oct 25, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Quentin Tarantino's Star Wars (2002)
Reservoir Wookies.
Oct 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)
Monsters get wet, again.
Oct 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Beneath The Planet Of The Apes (1970)
Heston in monkey's nethers.
Oct 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Ricochet (1991)
Yellow Pages = effective armour!
Oct 23, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
Birth (2004)
Husband's a Kid, man!
Oct 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(16)
P.S. (2004)
Linney shags with Grace.
Oct 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Brain Dead (1990)
Pullman's cerebellum gets pickled.
Oct 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Kinsey (2004)
Psychiatrist REALLY appreciates sex.
Oct 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
If You Could See What I Hear (1982)
Blind Singer beds Belafonte.
Oct 21, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Scanner Darkly, A (2006)
Keanu, Dick get animated.
Oct 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Barfly (1987)
Drunk digs on Dunaway.
Oct 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Johnny Handsome (1989)
Rourke gets even uglier.
Oct 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Ladykillers, The (2004)
Hall slaps Wayans. Repeatedly.
Oct 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
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