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Reviews by 'Stone Junction'
Current status of
Movie oracle
with a total of
1305
reviews published to date.
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Tyler Perry's Diary Of A Mad Black Woman (2005)
Transgendered grandma heaps abuse.
Mar 1, 2005
Scored 0/5
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The Rapture (1991)
Rogers gets left behind.
Dec 24, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(3)
The Package (1989)
Hackman hunts assassin Jones.
Feb 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
The Nude Bomb (1980)
Maxwell Smart battles KAOS.
May 23, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
The Man With One Red Shoe (1985)
Hanks re-does French farce.
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
The Late Shift (1996)
Leno bests Letterman? BLASPHEMY!
Mar 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
The Jackal (1997)
Menacing Bruce wastes effort.
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 2/5
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The Good Girl (2002)
Mallworker sleeps with mallrat.
Jun 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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The Adventures Of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew (1983)
Two hosers do Hamlet.
Nov 17, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Prequel regains shaky footing.
Mar 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Sling Blade (1996)
Mentally slow killer kills.
Oct 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Sleuth (1972)
Cuckold messes with adulterer.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Burton does Hammer Horror.
May 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Sleepwalkers (1992)
Demons allergic to cats.
Dec 27, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Slaughterhouse-Five (1972)
Vonnegut hero flips timelines.
Aug 31, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Skin Deep (1989)
Ritter unsheathes sword-like condom.
Apr 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Kid sees dead psychiatrist.
Mar 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Six Degrees Of Separation (1993)
Poitier poser perplexes people.
Feb 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Sisters (1972)
DePalma's finest Hitchcock homage.
Oct 9, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Sirens (1993)
Naked chicks taunt pastor.
Jul 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Singing Detective, The (2003)
Downey does dancin' dick.
Aug 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Simple Plan, A (1998)
Found money destroys lives.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Silverado (1985)
Every western cliche present.
Jan 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Silver Bullet (1985)
Lycanthrope likes lesser thespians.
Mar 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Silent Partner, The (1978)
Teller double-crosses irate Santa.
Jul 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Hopkins Fosters an appetite.
Mar 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Silence Of The Hams, The (1994)
Parody reaches its nadir.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Signs (2002)
Martians make Mel mad.
Oct 23, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Sign 'o' The Times (1987)
Overhyped musician plays, preens.
Feb 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Shrek 2 (2004)
Big monster, little pussy.
Sep 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Showdown In Little Tokyo (1991)
Dolph bitch-slaps Lee progeny.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Shocker (1989)
Electrical psycho quite mundane.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Shining, The (1980)
Tragic dissolution of family.
Oct 16, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
She's So Lovely (1997)
Sean pens a Robin.
Feb 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Jail isn't so bad.
Nov 6, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Shattered (1991)
Amnesiac suspects foul play.
Jul 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Shaolin Soccer (2001)
The Bad News Monks.
Mar 26, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Shanghai Noon (2000)
Eastern hero, western zero.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Shanghai Knights (2003)
Chan chops up limeys.
Feb 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Shadows And Fog (1991)
Woody tries Kafka, fails.
May 10, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Shadow, The (1994)
Baldwin portrays Batman clone.
Apr 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Shadow Conspiracy (1997)
Sheen finds government corruption!
Nov 21, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Shackleton (2002)
Maverick explorer risks all.
Apr 14, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Sex, Lies, And Videotape (1989)
Loner intrigues depressed housewife.
Mar 25, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
Seventh Sign, The (1988)
Seven signs, one Moore.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Seven Samurai (1954)
Ronin finds life's meaning.
Mar 11, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(2)
Seven Magnificent Gladiators, The (1983)
'Yojimbo' on the cheap.
Jul 1, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
Session 9 (2001)
Haunted asylum irks contractors.
Nov 9, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Series 7: The Contenders (2001)
More documentary than fiction.
Oct 19, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Secretary (2002)
Whack-job gets whack job.
Apr 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Secret Window (2004)
Writer reaches Depp end.
Mar 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Secret Of NIMH, The (1982)
'Watership Down' with mice.
Dec 19, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Secret Of My Success, The (1987)
Alex Keaton boinks Supergirl.
Jun 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Searchers, The (1956)
Duke's best, despite himself.
Oct 18, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Sea Hawk, The (1940)
Flynn swishes, swashes, swashbuckles.
Jan 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Se7en (1995)
Psycho flick disturbs, instructs.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Scream (1996)
Horror aware of itself.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Score, The (2001)
Brando outweighs DeNiro, Norton.
Apr 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
School Of Rock, The (2003)
Dead Rockers Society.
Sep 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Schindler's List (1993)
Devastating view of humanity.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
Scary Movie 3 (2003)
Aliens have penis fingers!
Sep 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Scary Movie (2000)
Funny 'Scream', sans Neve.
Sep 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Scarface (1983)
Pacino's finest overacting ham.
Jan 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Scanners II: The New Order (1991)
Telepaths leak vital fluids.
Apr 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Scanners (1981)
Cronenberg explodes genre, head.
Nov 21, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Scanner Darkly, A (2006)
Keanu, Dick get animated.
Oct 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Scalpers (2000)
Winnipegers hock free tickets.
Jun 23, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Hanks protects his privates.
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(6)
Savage Messiah (2002)
Canadian psychopath torments concubines.
Jul 15, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Salvador (1986)
War in the Woods.
Mar 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Salute Of The Jugger (1990)
Mad Max plays rugby.
Mar 25, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Salton Sea, The (2002)
Tweaker wants revenge, fix.
Oct 9, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Salem's Lot (1979)
Scaly bloodsucker sucks town.
Dec 2, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
Saint, The (1997)
Many disguises, little plot.
Nov 22, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
Ruthless People (1986)
DeVito at his smarmiest.
Jan 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Rushmore (1998)
Nerd + millionaire love teacher.
Dec 9, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Running Scared (1986)
Comedian, dancer act tough.
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Running On Empty (1988)
Puts 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.
Jan 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Running Man (1987)
Arnie ruins terrific novel.
Nov 6, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
Runaway Train (1985)
Convicts hijack penis metaphor.
May 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Run Lola Run (1998)
Girl outruns parallel possibilities.
Jun 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Rumble In The Bronx (1995)
Nonsensical Chan vehicle- unworthy.
Dec 19, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
Rum Diary, The (2011)
Depp, Benicio, Hunter. Redux.
Dec 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Rules Of Engagement (2000)
US patriotism overwhelms realism.
Jan 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Rules Of Attraction, The (2002)
Four co-eds seek love.
Sep 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Royal Tenenbaums, The (2001)
Father fakes cancer, dies.
Jan 12, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Roxanne (1987)
Big nose gets mermaid.
Feb 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead (1990)
Minor characters wonder, wander.
Nov 7, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Rose Red (2002)
Big house grows bigger.
Nov 9, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Rope (1948)
Hitchcock films looooonnnggg shot.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Rookie, The (1990)
Eastwood, Sheen battle crime.
Nov 15, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Ronin (1998)
Hired goons follow package.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Romancing The Stone (1984)
Douglas, Turner ape 'Raiders'.
Nov 8, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Roger And Me (1989)
America, meet your match.
Nov 17, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Rocky V (1990)
Pug-ugly pugilist keeps trying.
Mar 21, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Rocky IV (1985)
American paranoia finds voice.
Nov 20, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Rocky III (1982)
Coiffed poodle challenges heavyweight.
Mar 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Rocky II (1979)
Pugilist gets a rematch.
Mar 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Rocky (1976)
Dumb lug gets opportunity.
Nov 20, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Robot Jox (1990)
Power Rangers, adult-style.
Sep 1, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
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