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Austin Powers In Goldmember

(2002)
156 reviews
Film rated 3.1 / 5  (Chick rating: 2.4 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.2 / 5)
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Myers's schtick wearing thin.
Little Old Lady... 
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Mini Me changes sides.
David Muir 
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Scott Evil goes bald.
The Nige 
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Villain produces golden bauble.
FilmBuffoon 
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Evil kidnaps Power's dad.
MelissaS 
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Big-haired Beyonce beautiful.
silverlynx35 
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Meyer's Goldmember loses value.
mr_kit 
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Evil's third plot foiled.
Puzzgal 
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Flakey foe filches father.
boydegg 
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Eating skin induces vomiting.
jillbug 
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Goldmember eats own skin.
Alan Smithee 
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Sixties spy spoof threequel.
Dicky 
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Golden villain smelts winky.
Brian6 
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Myers enacts golden performance.
Brian6 
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Villain's winky is golden.
Brian6 
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Golden Member; phallic key.
Brian6 
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Austin battles Golden Dutchman.
Brian6 
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Dr. Evil's rhyming escape.
Brian6 
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Nigel reveals Dutch prejudice.
EarthWormJimbo 
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Austin has daddy issues.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Myers beating dead horse.
Pumpkin 
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Beyonc� management cashes in.
Nasher 
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Dutch dude likes skin.
george fourman 
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Myers, limp 3rd time.
steveo 
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Caine tries resurrecting Powers.
Batty 
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3rd assinine spy spoof.
Troffgopher 
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Tragic smelting accident, hilarity.
FloatingCoffin 
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Austin's dysfunctional family, 'mole'.
godspellgroupie 
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Third Powers deserves Caine-ing.
Dante 
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Myers loses golden touch.
kolo 
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Fat Bastard's sumo challenge.
dom 
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'Jedi' with semen jokes.
The Person who... 
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Myers deals penis jokes.
The Artist Form... 
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Myers, his own enemy.
Portugeezer 
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Caine's cockney spy adMyered.
dididave 
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Austin Knowles it all.
moose 
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Austin's father, golden suprise.
Brian6 
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Ventriloquist Beyonce's surrogate smooch.
AC 
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Fat fuck sumo wrestles.
Brian6 
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Nigel generalizes The Dutch.
Brian6 
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Doctor raps in prison.
Brian6 
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Doctor becomes a rapper.
Brian6 
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Powers of Dr Evil.
BaftaBaby 
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Meyers enjoys gold jokes.
knoops 
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Myers's Powers finally fail(s).
MguyX 
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Austin Powers's 'fashja' funny.
Jimmyfro 
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Myers Powerless this time.
derek in orlando 
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Midget gets the sack.
Chopper 
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Evil, Scott, swap.
Pixar 
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Mini-Me: mini driver.
MFNickster 
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Twin affinity, and Beyonc�.
Fresno 
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Fook twins seduce Austin.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Fat Bastard, sumo wrestler!
Please Kill Me Now 
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Sumo jocks suffocate Austin.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Scott runs like girl.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Dutchman's golden genitalia glows.
Please Kill Me Now 
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'Giving birth' in silhouette.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Goldmember shhhmelts his gigglestick.
Please Kill Me Now 
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The Mole has mole.
Mr. Dutch 
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Fat Bastard befriends Jared.
FireMan 
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24 karat gold carrot.
JWMP 
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Myers Caines film-going public.
Markdkny 
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Flaky Dutchman eats skin.
nokenwari 
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Bald dwarf beats Austin.
hoggers 
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Knobs and farting jokes.
big g 
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Great cameos and piss-takes.
Mark8884 
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First film minus laughs.
Jonny the Welsh 
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Best Actor: Beyonce. Sha-zam!
Stacky 
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Only gold is member.
dlanod 
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Goldmember = skin eating freak.
beluga 
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Knowles knows no comb.
Hatter 
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Myer's Golden touch lost.
No 
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Devito Mini Me? Surprise?!
Kieran 
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Foxy plays with Goldmember.
Maxwell 
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Myers goes Dutch.
Seigiryu 
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Goldmember needs strong pants.
warrior 
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Mini-Me's penis: makeshift kickstand!
Please Kill Me Now 
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Mini-Me switches sides.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Austin Pow3rs.
isteratter 
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Myers goes double Dutch.
Raz 
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Austin's new platform.
Evil Giraffe 
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Beyonce proves ONLY Goldmember.
JonRoss 
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Villain has 24K dong.
Joe Blevins 
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Godzilla makes Austin-tacious appearance.
Batty 
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Old Alfie = Powers pop.
Cheddar's Finest 
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DeVito not shortest actor.
Markandlain 
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Evil gets his sharks.
Pixar 
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Seth Green comb over.
DrZm 
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Fat Bastard, thinner bastard.
Montgomery 
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Myers reinvents Studio 54.
Conan The Westy 
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Golden penis? Au my!
Falken 
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Twins Fook with Powers.
Rovark 
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Golden gonads perplex Powers.
Rovark 
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Austin's brother is Evil.
Rovark 
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Nigel, Austin, Dougie reunited.
duh 
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Mini Me is tripod.
fear the penguins 
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Man of mystery downspirals.
Tori 
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Time to end franchise.
noncentz 
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Meyers is next Sellers.
Stone Junction 
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Springer-ish plot shrivels dry.
#1 Stunna 
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