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Austin Powers In Goldmember

(2002)
156 reviews
Film rated 3.1 / 5  (Chick rating: 2.4 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.2 / 5)
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Villain's winky is golden.
Brian6 
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Nigel reveals Dutch prejudice.
EarthWormJimbo 
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Nigel generalizes The Dutch.
Brian6 
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Myers enacts golden performance.
Brian6 
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Dr. Evil's rhyming escape.
Brian6 
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Fat fuck sumo wrestles.
Brian6 
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Doctor becomes a rapper.
Brian6 
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Golden Member; phallic key.
Brian6 
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Austin's father, golden suprise.
Brian6 
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Doctor raps in prison.
Brian6 
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Golden villain smelts winky.
Brian6 
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Austin battles Golden Dutchman.
Brian6 
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Dr. Evil turns pimp.
Brian6 
  Vote (2)   
Nigel, Austin, Dougie reunited.
duh 
  Vote (1)   
Tragic smelting accident, hilarity.
FloatingCoffin 
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Bald dwarf beats Austin.
hoggers 
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3rd assinine spy spoof.
Troffgopher 
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Knowles knows no comb.
Hatter 
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Myers loses golden touch.
kolo 
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Flaky Dutchman eats skin.
nokenwari 
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Great cameos and piss-takes.
Mark8884 
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Fat Bastard's sumo challenge.
dom 
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Mini Me changes sides.
David Muir 
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Evil, Scott, swap.
Pixar 
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Mystery man milking mojo.
Downtown 
  Vote (4)   
Father, son: wholly gauche.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (27)   
Austin's dysfunctional family, 'mole'.
godspellgroupie 
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Fahzza bonds with son(s).
lemmycaution 
  Vote (2)   
Beyonce: Black to Future.
Yukon 
  Vote (3)   
Mini Me betrays papa.
Pixar 
  Vote (2)   
Godzilla makes Austin-tacious appearance.
Batty 
  Vote (1)   
Please say Never Again.
Montgomery 
  Vote (17)   
Austin Powers's 'fashja' funny.
Jimmyfro 
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Meyers is next Sellers.
Stone Junction 
  Vote (1)   
Britney's robotic singing exposed.
Batty 
  Vote (4)   
Mini-Me joins good guys.
randall 
  Vote (1)   
Myers goes Dutch.
Seigiryu 
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Mole Savages boys face.
Spurting 
  Vote (2)   
Myers's absence of phallus.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (13)   
Villain has 24K dong.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (1)   
Mini Me is tripod.
fear the penguins 
  Vote (1)   
Meyers ridicules Dutch wonderfully.
bife 
  Vote (2)   
Scott Evil goes bald.
The Nige 
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Vierdo enjoys vinkie painting.
Andrew 
  Vote (3)   
Evil gets his sharks.
Pixar 
  Vote (1)   
Beyonce is Foxy, Brown.
turrell 
  Vote (14)   
Beyonc� management cashes in.
Nasher 
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Caine tries resurrecting Powers.
Batty 
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Seth Green with envy.
Montgomery 
  Vote (8)   
Fat Bastard, thinner bastard.
Montgomery 
  Vote (1)   
Golden Meyers Production.
bife 
  Vote (2)   
Meyers enjoys gold jokes.
knoops 
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Cruise favours Dixie Normous.
Corduroy Pillow 
  Vote (6)   
Ventriloquist Beyonce's surrogate smooch.
AC 
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Beyonc�'s Foxxy out-Powers Austin.
SiliconHero 
  Vote (2)   
Myers's Golden Goose leaden.
RedKate 
  Vote (2)   
Old Alfie = Powers pop.
Cheddar's Finest 
  Vote (1)   
Golden penis? Au my!
Falken 
  Vote (1)   
Myers, his own enemy.
Portugeezer 
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Fook twins seduce Austin.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Dutchman's golden genitalia glows.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Britney's head disaSpears. Hooray.
Markandlain 
  Vote (2)   
Golden gonads perplex Powers.
Rovark 
  Vote (1)   
Myers Powerless this time.
derek in orlando 
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Twin affinity, and Beyonc�.
Fresno 
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Scott runs like girl.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Evil's third plot foiled.
Puzzgal 
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Twins Fook with Powers.
Rovark 
  Vote (1)   
Austin has daddy issues.
Please Kill Me Now 
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'Jedi' with semen jokes.
The Person who... 
  Vote    
DeVito not shortest actor.
Markandlain 
  Vote (1)   
Austins' nephew turns evil.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (1)   
To the third Powers.
cerealandrubber... 
  Vote (2)   
Myers beating dead horse.
Pumpkin 
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Myers, limp 3rd time.
steveo 
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Beyonc�ing Back to 1975.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (9)   
Best Actor: Beyonce. Sha-zam!
Stacky 
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Midget gets the sack.
Chopper 
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Caine's cockney spy adMyered.
dididave 
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Fat Bastard, sumo wrestler!
Please Kill Me Now 
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'Giving birth' in silhouette.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Austin's brother is Evil.
Rovark 
  Vote (1)   
Mini-Me's penis: makeshift kickstand!
Please Kill Me Now 
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Film lost it's mojo.
Larry S. 
  Vote (3)   
Goldmember not Gold Oscar.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (3)   
Knobs and farting jokes.
big g 
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AU-stin Powers' third film.
Ken 
  Vote (6)   
Springer-ish plot shrivels dry.
#1 Stunna 
  Vote (1)   
Mojo miniscule. Stop now!
shoon 
  Vote (2)   
Evil raps before jailbreak.
Paddy C 
  Vote (6)   
Evil's in Austin's past.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (8)   
Goldmember = skin eating freak.
beluga 
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Mini-Me switches sides.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Midget is the star.
Ed Birch 
  Vote (1)   
Sumo jocks suffocate Austin.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Goldmember shhhmelts his gigglestick.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Evil kidnaps Power's dad.
MelissaS 
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Beyonc�, Moles.
soda 
  Vote (4)   
Myer's Golden touch lost.
No 
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Only gold is member.
dlanod 
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