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Austin Powers In Goldmember

(2002)
156 reviews
Film rated 3.1 / 5  (Chick rating: 2.4 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.2 / 5)
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Nigel reveals Dutch prejudice.
EarthWormJimbo 
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Dr. Evil's rhyming escape.
Brian6 
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Austin battles Golden Dutchman.
Brian6 
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Golden Member; phallic key.
Brian6 
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Villain's winky is golden.
Brian6 
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Myers enacts golden performance.
Brian6 
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Golden villain smelts winky.
Brian6 
  Vote    
Powers of Dr Evil.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote    
Powers of Three.
demonic 
  Vote (3)   
Mini-Me switches sides.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Mini-Me's penis: makeshift kickstand!
Please Kill Me Now 
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24-carat cocksman engrosses.
clay 
  Vote (2)   
Flaky Dutchman eats skin.
nokenwari 
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Myers's Ore full spoof.
el guapo 
  Vote (2)   
Doctor becomes a rapper.
Brian6 
  Vote    
Dr. Evil turns pimp.
Brian6 
  Vote (2)   
Doctor raps in prison.
Brian6 
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Nigel generalizes The Dutch.
Brian6 
  Vote    
Fat fuck sumo wrestles.
Brian6 
  Vote    
Ventriloquist Beyonce's surrogate smooch.
AC 
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Austin's father, golden suprise.
Brian6 
  Vote    
Austin has daddy issues.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Powers sees Evil's nuts.
rockfsh 
  Vote (3)   
Troyer Traitor.
redPen 
  Vote (4)   
Goldmember keeps dead skin.
brycecoolasice 
  Vote (1)   
The Mole has mole.
Mr. Dutch 
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Fat Bastard befriends Jared.
FireMan 
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Austin's brother is Evil.
Rovark 
  Vote (1)   
Golden gonads perplex Powers.
Rovark 
  Vote (1)   
Twins Fook with Powers.
Rovark 
  Vote (1)   
Sixties spy spoof threequel.
Dicky 
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Multiple Myers not golden!
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Eating skin induces vomiting.
jillbug 
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Flakey foe filches father.
boydegg 
  Vote    
Goldmember needs strong pants.
warrior 
  Vote    
Thin Bastard, vaginal neckline.
redPen 
  Vote (4)   
Crouching Tiger, Fat Bastard.
GHcool 
  Vote (5)   
Austin Knowles it all.
moose 
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Evil's third plot foiled.
Puzzgal 
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Caine's cockney spy adMyered.
dididave 
  Vote    
Beyonce's nod to blaxploitation.
aahaa, muahaha 
  Vote (10)   
Golden penis? Au my!
Falken 
  Vote (1)   
Beyonce: Black to Future.
Yukon 
  Vote (3)   
Goldmember shhhmelts his gigglestick.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
'Giving birth' in silhouette.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Dutchman's golden genitalia glows.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Scott runs like girl.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Sumo jocks suffocate Austin.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Fat Bastard, sumo wrestler!
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Fook twins seduce Austin.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Twin affinity, and Beyonc�.
Fresno 
  Vote    
Beyonc�ing Back to 1975.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (9)   
Evil's in Austin's past.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (8)   
Myers goes Dutch.
Seigiryu 
  Vote    
To Insanity & Beyonce!
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (25)   
Goldmember eats own skin.
Alan Smithee 
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Au, Behave!
Justin Credible 
  Vote (4)   
Bastard joins Weight Watchers.
Lindsey K 
  Vote (7)   
Austin Pow3rs.
isteratter 
  Vote (1)   
Mini-Me: mini driver.
MFNickster 
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Myers, his own enemy.
Portugeezer 
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Austins' nephew turns evil.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (1)   
Scott Evil Needs Rogaine.
mampers11 
  Vote (2)   
Nigel, Austin, Dougie reunited.
duh 
  Vote (1)   
Gold found in Nether-Lands.
bennyr81 
  Vote (2)   
Evil raps before jailbreak.
Paddy C 
  Vote (6)   
Beyonc�, Moles.
soda 
  Vote (4)   
Shrek vs goldicocks.
el guapo 
  Vote (3)   
Old Alfie = Powers pop.
Cheddar's Finest 
  Vote (1)   
Mini-Me joins good guys.
randall 
  Vote (1)   
Meyer's Goldmember loses value.
mr_kit 
  Vote    
To the third Powers.
cerealandrubber... 
  Vote (2)   
Mini-Me Vernes the tables.
mandodgingdebris 
  Vote (2)   
AU-stin Powers' third film.
Ken 
  Vote (6)   
Godzilla makes Austin-tacious appearance.
Batty 
  Vote (1)   
24 karat gold carrot.
JWMP 
  Vote    
Myers Caines film-going public.
Markdkny 
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Big-haired Beyonce beautiful.
silverlynx35 
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Myers deals penis jokes.
The Artist Form... 
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Foxy plays with Goldmember.
Maxwell 
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Austin's new platform.
Evil Giraffe 
  Vote (1)   
Beyonce proves ONLY Goldmember.
JonRoss 
  Vote (1)   
Devito Mini Me? Surprise?!
Kieran 
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Britney's robotic singing exposed.
Batty 
  Vote (4)   
Myers goes double Dutch.
Raz 
  Vote (1)   
Third Power's rather weak.
LPH 
  Vote (5)   
Goldmember not Gold Oscar.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (3)   
Austin horsePowers Godzilla.
Mr Savoir Faire 
  Vote (2)   
Meyers ridicules Dutch wonderfully.
bife 
  Vote (2)   
Britney's head disaSpears. Hooray.
Markandlain 
  Vote (2)   
Seth Green comb over.
DrZm 
  Vote (1)   
Golden Dutch man.
Mr Savoir Faire 
  Vote (3)   
Beyonce is Foxy, Brown.
turrell 
  Vote (14)   
Golden Meyers Production.
bife 
  Vote (2)   
DeVito not shortest actor.
Markandlain 
  Vote (1)   
Mini Me betrays papa.
Pixar 
  Vote (2)   
Evil, Scott, swap.
Pixar 
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Evil gets his sharks.
Pixar 
  Vote (1)   
Myers's absence of phallus.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (13)   
Myer's Golden touch lost.
No 
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