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Reviews by 'Heather'
Current status of
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with a total of
179
reviews published to date.
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*batteries not included (1987)
Electronic Aliens assist Elderly.
Dec 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
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13 Going On 30 (2004)
Garner flashes forward, back.
Feb 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
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23 1/2 Hours Leave (1937)
Sergeant's madcap leave day.
Feb 19, 2008
Scored 3/5
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40 Days And 40 Nights (2002)
Hartnett's Vow is Hard.
Dec 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
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About A Boy (2002)
Human relationships are archipelagos.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Addio Ultimo Uomo (1978)
Castiglioni's film castrations, circumcisions.
Feb 22, 2007
Scored 4/5
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America's Sweethearts (2001)
Walken's creepy, Roberts' thin.
Dec 14, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Aviator, The (2004)
Looney Hughes hoards urine.
Jan 4, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Ben-Hur (1959)
Epic chariot race-Hur.
Nov 25, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Bewitched (2005)
Nic's twitchy witchy comedy.
Dec 20, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Blood And Chocolate (2007)
Lycan likes human Aiden.
Apr 3, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Blood And Concrete (1991)
Bart's baiting badgers Zane.
Apr 20, 2007
Scored 2/5
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Boxing Helena (1993)
Love compartmentalized.
Sep 22, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Breaking Away (1979)
Little 5, lotsa excitement.
Feb 23, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Jack, Ennis stem rose.
Jan 25, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Casino Royale (2006)
Bond's balls busted.
Nov 25, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Charlie Bartlett (2007)
Anton's Pot Pharm.
Sep 22, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Chasing Amy (1997)
Silent Bob waxes poetic.
Feb 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Clueless (1995)
Emma hits Beverly Hills.
Jan 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Collateral (2004)
Cruise cruises for kills.
Oct 8, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Dead Fish (2005)
Terrence Stamp's flippery flop.
May 1, 2007
Scored 1/5
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Departed, The (2006)
Leo's good cop/mobster.
Dec 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Dogma (1999)
Askewniverse's spiritual endeavor.
Feb 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Drop Dead Fred (1991)
Phoebe's figment friend Fred.
Feb 14, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex (1972)
Fabrizio's foreplay is foiled.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Family Stone, The (2005)
Parker tries impressing in-laws.
Dec 28, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Few Good Men, A (1992)
Nicholson covers-up Code Red.
Feb 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Fried Green Tomatoes (1991)
Bates' insurance wins.
Feb 13, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Get Over It (2001)
Short shorts Shakespeare comedy.
Feb 23, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Golden Compass, The (2007)
Lyra's daemon: Lynx/ Ferret.
Dec 18, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Gone With The Wind (1939)
Scarlett laments, fiddledeedees.
Jan 15, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Gross Anatomy (1989)
Cadaver unites Modine, Zuniga.
Apr 19, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Hoosiers (1986)
Milan miracle movie.
Jan 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Ice Harvest, The (2005)
Cusack Survives Wichita Night.
Feb 23, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Inception (2010)
Leo kicks mental thievery.
Sep 16, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Incredibles, The (2004)
Superheroes forced into suburbia.
Feb 9, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Bob protects monkey, reputation.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
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King Arthur (2004)
Bruckheimer makes Camelot mockery.
Feb 14, 2006
Scored 2/5
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King's Speech, The (2010)
Royal s-s-s-stutter (bollocks!) smoothed.
Jan 23, 2011
Scored 4/5
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Knight's Tale, A (2001)
William becomes Sir Ulrich.
Feb 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Lion King, The (1994)
Lion turned insectivore.
Feb 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Little Nicky (2000)
Satan's Spawn Saves City.
Dec 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Love Actually (2003)
Love triumphs, eight times.
Feb 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Mad Dog And Glory (1993)
Connected Murray connects DeNiro.
Jan 7, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Madagascar (2005)
Lemurs 'Move it' twice.
Oct 5, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Madame Doubtfire (2003)
Pere est la nourrice.
Apr 20, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Mars Attacks! (1996)
Martian warning: Ack-Ack.
Dec 25, 2006
Scored 5/5
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McKinley Train, Penn. R.R. (1897)
Pensylvania Choo-Choo.
May 9, 2007
Scored 2/5
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Monsters, Inc. (2001)
Kitty Monster charms Boo.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Nanny McPhee (2005)
Magical Emma disciplines children.
Feb 28, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Never Been Kissed (1999)
Barrymore, Arquette relive adolesence.
Feb 23, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Night Listener, The (2006)
Colette, Culkin confound Robin.
Apr 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Nine Months (1995)
Grant, Arnold assault dinosaur.
Feb 23, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Noises Off... (1992)
Sardines & doors!
Feb 24, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Ocean's Twelve (2004)
Heist crew plus one.
Jan 10, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Others, The (2001)
Nic's dead-ending.
Jan 8, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Party Monster (2003)
Alig beats dead dealer.
Oct 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Princess Bride, The (1987)
Max's miracle saves kingdom.
Feb 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Return To Me (2000)
Driver's heart drives Ducovny.
Oct 8, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Robin Hood: Men In Tights (1993)
Jokes, Belt both Everlast.
Jan 11, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Rocky Horror Picture Show, The (1975)
Rocky Curry's transexual's favor.
Mar 27, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Saved! (2004)
Evangelist gets knocked up.
Dec 14, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Sense And Sensibility (1995)
Dashwoods cry and Hughs.
Dec 29, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Buffalo Bill's chubby couture.
Jan 6, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Sliding Doors (1998)
Destiny determined by doors.
Feb 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Stage Beauty (2004)
Crudup's drag act ends.
Jan 15, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Steel Magnolias (1989)
Hannah's hubby's a bunny.
Jan 2, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Stick It (2006)
Nasty Gymnast flippin' sweet.
May 4, 2007
Scored 3/5
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The Abstinence Teacher (2012)
Bullock's no-sex education.
Jan 18, 2011
Unscored
Vote
Tomb Raider (2001)
Jolie as 'titled' adventurer.
Feb 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Twelve Monkeys (1995)
Pitt's simian mind fuck.
Feb 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Virgo Meets Taurus (1971)
Virgin versus Bull.
May 9, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Witches, The (1990)
Mouseboy interrupts witch convention.
Mar 16, 2007
Scored 5/5
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X2 (2003)
Iceman's parents encourage normalcy.
Jan 4, 2008
Scored 4/5
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10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Petruchio becomes smoking slacker.
Dec 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Adjustment Bureau, The (2011)
Damon desires Blunt's ballerina.
Jan 18, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
After School Special (2003)
Teens make own porn.
Feb 22, 2007
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Alfie (2004)
Jude flirts, hurts.
Dec 19, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Ali G InDaHouse (2002)
Hizouse of Commons.
Aug 22, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(1)
American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Extra toppings ruin cake.
Dec 29, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
American President, The (1995)
Prez woos embarasment-prone lobbyist.
Dec 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Arrested Development (2014)
Buster's big-screen bustout.
Sep 16, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Bean (1997)
Bean bumbles; breaks painting.
Dec 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Blades Of Glory (2007)
Ferrell, Heder sit-spin.
Jan 26, 2008
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Bride & Prejudice (2004)
Bennets, Binkleys go Bollywood.
Feb 26, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Burn After Reading (2008)
Clooney rams and runs.
Oct 19, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Camp (2003)
Singing kids find identity.
Dec 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Casablanca (1942)
Nazis foiled; Rick alone.
Dec 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Confessions Of A Window Cleaner (1974)
Cleaner gets great view.
Apr 10, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Danny Deckchair (2003)
Bored Aussie flies high.
Dec 20, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Dave (1993)
Faker wins first lady.
Dec 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Fargo (1996)
Beware of wood chipper.
Dec 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Bueller Bums Around.
Dec 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Fighting Temptations, The (2003)
Beyonce, Cuba lead choir.
Feb 24, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)
MacDowell's promise: no wedding.
Dec 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Drain Snake Terrorizes School.
Jan 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince (2009)
Hogwarts loses great leader.
Jan 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix (2007)
Hermione, Ron become prefects.
Jan 7, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Harry battles turbaned teacher.
Jan 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Italian Job, The (2003)
MINI motoring mayhem, magnificent.
Dec 14, 2005
Scored 4/5
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