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Reviews by 'Heather'
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with a total of
179
reviews published to date.
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Zoolander (2001)
Stiller models bad behavior.
Feb 19, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(9)
X2 (2003)
Iceman's parents encourage normalcy.
Jan 4, 2008
Scored 4/5
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X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Mutants battle becoming normal.
Feb 26, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(4)
X-Men (2000)
Meglomaniacal magnetic mutant.
Dec 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Wuthering Heights (1939)
Merle's maudlin moor romance.
Feb 19, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Witches, The (1990)
Mouseboy interrupts witch convention.
Mar 16, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Wimbledon (2004)
Tennis score: love-all.
Dec 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(5)
William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet (1996)
Leo plays thuggy Romeo.
Dec 20, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
While You Were Sleeping (1995)
Bullock, Gallagher's unconscious setup.
Dec 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
What About Bob? (1991)
Bill Invades Dreyfuss' Family.
Dec 29, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Wedding Singer, The (1998)
Sandler sings; Barrymore busses.
Dec 13, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Virgo Meets Taurus (1971)
Virgin versus Bull.
May 9, 2007
Scored 3/5
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VeggieTales: The Ultimate Silly Song Countdown (2001)
Singing veggies act 'food'lishly.
Dec 14, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Urn, The (2007)
Screwy Jewy Funerary Comedy.
Apr 3, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Two Weeks Notice (2002)
Sandra woos shallow Hugh.
Dec 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Two For The Money (2005)
McConaughey McCons gamblers everywhere.
Dec 29, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Twelve Monkeys (1995)
Pitt's simian mind fuck.
Feb 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Toy Story (1995)
Sid gets Andy's Woody.
Feb 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
Tomb Raider (2001)
Jolie as 'titled' adventurer.
Feb 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Titanic (1997)
Kate: 'Goodbye!' Leo: *gurgle*.
Dec 21, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(14)
The Abstinence Teacher (2012)
Bullock's no-sex education.
Jan 18, 2011
Unscored
Vote
Tall Guy, The (1989)
Goldblum gets girl, revenge.
Dec 12, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Strictly Ballroom (1992)
Dancing Aussies in love.
Dec 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Stick It (2006)
Nasty Gymnast flippin' sweet.
May 4, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Steel Magnolias (1989)
Hannah's hubby's a bunny.
Jan 2, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Stage Beauty (2004)
Crudup's drag act ends.
Jan 15, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Speechless (1994)
Wordsmiths court love, votes.
Dec 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Sliding Doors (1998)
Destiny determined by doors.
Feb 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Sirens (1993)
Painter, models puzzle priest.
Dec 29, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Buffalo Bill's chubby couture.
Jan 6, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Sideways (2004)
Wine-y pre-marital adventure.
Feb 22, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Sense And Sensibility (1995)
Dashwoods cry and Hughs.
Dec 29, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Saved! (2004)
Evangelist gets knocked up.
Dec 14, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Saddest Music In The World, The (2003)
Beer legs prove fragile.
Feb 15, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Romeo And Juliet (1968)
Zeff's Juliet's a Hussey.
Feb 19, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Rocky Horror Picture Show, The (1975)
Rocky Curry's transexual's favor.
Mar 27, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Rocky Balboa (2006)
Rocky battles getting old.
Mar 22, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(11)
Robin Hood: Men In Tights (1993)
Jokes, Belt both Everlast.
Jan 11, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Return To Me (2000)
Driver's heart drives Ducovny.
Oct 8, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Quiz Show (1994)
Cheating: Game Show No-No.
Oct 6, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Princess Bride, The (1987)
Max's miracle saves kingdom.
Feb 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Pretty Woman (1990)
Roberts tramps into society.
Feb 13, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(13)
Planet Of The Apes (2001)
Damn Dirty Remake!!!
Feb 7, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Party Monster (2003)
Alig beats dead dealer.
Oct 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Others, The (2001)
Nic's dead-ending.
Jan 8, 2007
Scored 3/5
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One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Nicholson institutionalized, not imprisoned.
Jan 7, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Ocean's Twelve (2004)
Heist crew plus one.
Jan 10, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Ocean's Thirteen (2007)
Third heist's a charm.
Dec 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Heist with sexy thieves.
Dec 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Notting Hill (1999)
Spike sports stylish scubawear.
Dec 12, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Noises Off... (1992)
Sardines & doors!
Feb 24, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Nine Months (1995)
Grant, Arnold assault dinosaur.
Feb 23, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Night Listener, The (2006)
Colette, Culkin confound Robin.
Apr 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Night At The Museum (2006)
Romans, Countrymen not friends.
Jan 12, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Never Been Kissed (1999)
Barrymore, Arquette relive adolesence.
Feb 23, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Nanny McPhee (2005)
Magical Emma disciplines children.
Feb 28, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Multiplicity (1996)
McDowell overrun by Keatons.
Jan 16, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Mr. Woodcock (2007)
Billy Bob beleaguers teens.
Dec 1, 2007
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Singing! Dancing! Consumption!
Dec 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Arthur dis-arms Black Knight.
Feb 4, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Monsters, Inc. (2001)
Kitty Monster charms Boo.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Monster House (2006)
Hungry House eats tresspassers.
Mar 24, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Metamorphosis (2008)
RAID on the psyche.
Dec 1, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(4)
McKinley Train, Penn. R.R. (1897)
Pensylvania Choo-Choo.
May 9, 2007
Scored 2/5
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Matchmaker, The (1997)
McGlory hunt ends McGloriously.
Dec 13, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Mars Attacks! (1996)
Martian warning: Ack-Ack.
Dec 25, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Madame Doubtfire (2003)
Pere est la nourrice.
Apr 20, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (2008)
Penguin Plane = Flightless Folly.
Dec 11, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Madagascar (2005)
Lemurs 'Move it' twice.
Oct 5, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Mad Dog And Glory (1993)
Connected Murray connects DeNiro.
Jan 7, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Love Actually (2003)
Love triumphs, eight times.
Feb 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
End of ring cycle.
Feb 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)
Brooks loses his comedy.
Feb 22, 2006
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Longest Yard, The (2005)
Sandler remakes football classic.
Feb 24, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Little Nicky (2000)
Satan's Spawn Saves City.
Dec 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Lion King, The (1994)
Lion turned insectivore.
Feb 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)
Hershey kisses Christ.
Jan 8, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Last Savage Part 2: Shocking Africa, The (1982)
Africa's unspoken savagery filmed.
Apr 5, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Knight's Tale, A (2001)
William becomes Sir Ulrich.
Feb 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Kiss Of The Vampire, The (1963)
Harcourt honeymoon bites.
Feb 11, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Kinsey (2004)
Researcher likes playing doctor.
Jan 27, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(11)
King's Speech, The (2010)
Royal s-s-s-stutter (bollocks!) smoothed.
Jan 23, 2011
Scored 4/5
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King Arthur (2004)
Bruckheimer makes Camelot mockery.
Feb 14, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Jerry Maguire (1996)
Jerry scores clients, girlfriend.
Feb 8, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Bob protects monkey, reputation.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Italian Job, The (2003)
MINI motoring mayhem, magnificent.
Dec 14, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Incredibles, The (2004)
Superheroes forced into suburbia.
Feb 9, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Inception (2010)
Leo kicks mental thievery.
Sep 16, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Ice Harvest, The (2005)
Cusack Survives Wichita Night.
Feb 23, 2006
Scored 4/5
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I Was A Jewish Sex Worker (1996)
Shiksa shtupps for money.
Apr 30, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Hoosiers (1986)
Milan miracle movie.
Jan 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
Serious Matter: Sirius Escapes.
Jan 3, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Harry battles turbaned teacher.
Jan 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix (2007)
Hermione, Ron become prefects.
Jan 7, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince (2009)
Hogwarts loses great leader.
Jan 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Harry battles Voldemort, puberty.
Jan 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Drain Snake Terrorizes School.
Jan 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Happy Feet (2006)
Antarctic dance party.
Dec 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Phil encounters shadow, repeatedly.
Dec 13, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Gross Anatomy (1989)
Cadaver unites Modine, Zuniga.
Apr 19, 2007
Scored 4/5
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