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Reviews by 'Heather'
Current status of
Movie guru
with a total of
179
reviews published to date.
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Ali G InDaHouse (2002)
Hizouse of Commons.
Aug 22, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(1)
American President, The (1995)
Prez woos embarasment-prone lobbyist.
Dec 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Ben-Hur (1959)
Epic chariot race-Hur.
Nov 25, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Bride & Prejudice (2004)
Bennets, Binkleys go Bollywood.
Feb 26, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Burn After Reading (2008)
Clooney rams and runs.
Oct 19, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Silent Bob waxes poetic.
Feb 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Dogma (1999)
Askewniverse's spiritual endeavor.
Feb 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Fight Club (1999)
I'm Jack's split personality.
Sep 27, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Grease (1978)
T-Bird tries being jock.
Jan 7, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Happy Feet (2006)
Antarctic dance party.
Dec 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Drain Snake Terrorizes School.
Jan 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Harry battles Voldemort, puberty.
Jan 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince (2009)
Hogwarts loses great leader.
Jan 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Harry battles turbaned teacher.
Jan 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Inception (2010)
Leo kicks mental thievery.
Sep 16, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Bob protects monkey, reputation.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Kinsey (2004)
Researcher likes playing doctor.
Jan 27, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
Love Actually (2003)
Love triumphs, eight times.
Feb 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Madagascar (2005)
Lemurs 'Move it' twice.
Oct 5, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Mars Attacks! (1996)
Martian warning: Ack-Ack.
Dec 25, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Arthur dis-arms Black Knight.
Feb 4, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Singing! Dancing! Consumption!
Dec 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Night At The Museum (2006)
Romans, Countrymen not friends.
Jan 12, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Notting Hill (1999)
Spike sports stylish scubawear.
Dec 12, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Heist with sexy thieves.
Dec 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Nicholson institutionalized, not imprisoned.
Jan 7, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Party Monster (2003)
Alig beats dead dealer.
Oct 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Pretty Woman (1990)
Roberts tramps into society.
Feb 13, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(13)
Princess Bride, The (1987)
Max's miracle saves kingdom.
Feb 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Robin Hood: Men In Tights (1993)
Jokes, Belt both Everlast.
Jan 11, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Rocky Horror Picture Show, The (1975)
Rocky Curry's transexual's favor.
Mar 27, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Romeo And Juliet (1968)
Zeff's Juliet's a Hussey.
Feb 19, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Saved! (2004)
Evangelist gets knocked up.
Dec 14, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Buffalo Bill's chubby couture.
Jan 6, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Stage Beauty (2004)
Crudup's drag act ends.
Jan 15, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Steel Magnolias (1989)
Hannah's hubby's a bunny.
Jan 2, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Two Weeks Notice (2002)
Sandra woos shallow Hugh.
Dec 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Witches, The (1990)
Mouseboy interrupts witch convention.
Mar 16, 2007
Scored 5/5
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*batteries not included (1987)
Electronic Aliens assist Elderly.
Dec 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
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10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Petruchio becomes smoking slacker.
Dec 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
13 Going On 30 (2004)
Garner flashes forward, back.
Feb 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
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1776 (1972)
Song and indepen-dance.
Dec 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(11)
28 Days (2000)
Sandra sobers, dumps dopefiend.
Dec 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
40 Days And 40 Nights (2002)
Hartnett's Vow is Hard.
Dec 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
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About A Boy (2002)
Human relationships are archipelagos.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Addio Ultimo Uomo (1978)
Castiglioni's film castrations, circumcisions.
Feb 22, 2007
Scored 4/5
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America's Sweethearts (2001)
Walken's creepy, Roberts' thin.
Dec 14, 2005
Scored 4/5
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American Pie 2 (2001)
Trumpet butt wows crowd.
Jan 7, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Aviator, The (2004)
Looney Hughes hoards urine.
Jan 4, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Battle Of Bladders (1903)
Bladder Battle fought midstream.
Feb 22, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(15)
Bean (1997)
Bean bumbles; breaks painting.
Dec 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Because I Said So (2007)
Moore's matron meets match.
Feb 25, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Bewitched (2005)
Nic's twitchy witchy comedy.
Dec 20, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Blood And Chocolate (2007)
Lycan likes human Aiden.
Apr 3, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
Borat bags poop, Pam.
Dec 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
Grannypants get Hugh horny.
Dec 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason (2004)
Thai prostitutes love wonderbra.
Dec 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Jack, Ennis stem rose.
Jan 25, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
Camp (2003)
Singing kids find identity.
Dec 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Casablanca (1942)
Nazis foiled; Rick alone.
Dec 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Casino Royale (2006)
Bond's balls busted.
Nov 25, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Charlie Bartlett (2007)
Anton's Pot Pharm.
Sep 22, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Clueless (1995)
Emma hits Beverly Hills.
Jan 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Collateral (2004)
Cruise cruises for kills.
Oct 8, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Confessions Of A Window Cleaner (1974)
Cleaner gets great view.
Apr 10, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Dave (1993)
Faker wins first lady.
Dec 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Departed, The (2006)
Leo's good cop/mobster.
Dec 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988)
Ruprect's fork is corked.
Feb 21, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Donnie Darko (2001)
Bad bunny beleagers boy.
Dec 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Drop Dead Fred (1991)
Phoebe's figment friend Fred.
Feb 14, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Depp styles hair, hedges.
Jan 18, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Erin Brockovich (2000)
Brockovich exposes cancer cluster.
Feb 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex (1972)
Fabrizio's foreplay is foiled.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Family Stone, The (2005)
Parker tries impressing in-laws.
Dec 28, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Far And Away (1992)
Third-class Irish Cruise.
Feb 5, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
Fargo (1996)
Beware of wood chipper.
Dec 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Bueller Bums Around.
Dec 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Few Good Men, A (1992)
Nicholson covers-up Code Red.
Feb 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Flatliners (1990)
Pre-meds die, revive.
Feb 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)
MacDowell's promise: no wedding.
Dec 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Fried Green Tomatoes (1991)
Bates' insurance wins.
Feb 13, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Get Over It (2001)
Short shorts Shakespeare comedy.
Feb 23, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Girl, Interrupted (1999)
Kaysen's bin-time story.
Jan 7, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Golden Compass, The (2007)
Lyra's daemon: Lynx/ Ferret.
Dec 18, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Gone With The Wind (1939)
Scarlett laments, fiddledeedees.
Jan 15, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Gross Anatomy (1989)
Cadaver unites Modine, Zuniga.
Apr 19, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix (2007)
Hermione, Ron become prefects.
Jan 7, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
Serious Matter: Sirius Escapes.
Jan 3, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Hoosiers (1986)
Milan miracle movie.
Jan 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Ice Harvest, The (2005)
Cusack Survives Wichita Night.
Feb 23, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Incredibles, The (2004)
Superheroes forced into suburbia.
Feb 9, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
Italian Job, The (2003)
MINI motoring mayhem, magnificent.
Dec 14, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
King's Speech, The (2010)
Royal s-s-s-stutter (bollocks!) smoothed.
Jan 23, 2011
Scored 4/5
Vote
Knight's Tale, A (2001)
William becomes Sir Ulrich.
Feb 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Lion King, The (1994)
Lion turned insectivore.
Feb 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Little Nicky (2000)
Satan's Spawn Saves City.
Dec 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
End of ring cycle.
Feb 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (2008)
Penguin Plane = Flightless Folly.
Dec 11, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Madame Doubtfire (2003)
Pere est la nourrice.
Apr 20, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Monsters, Inc. (2001)
Kitty Monster charms Boo.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
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