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Reviews by 'Arch Stanton'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
381
reviews published to date.
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Black slab inspires monkey.
Feb 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Astronaut old-age pensioner.
Feb 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)
Ace demonstrates neat parking.
Aug 5, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Airplane! (1980)
Jokes delivered jet speed.
Apr 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
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All The President's Men (1976)
Deep Throat spills beans.
Apr 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Bullitt (1968)
McQueen original maverick cop.
Feb 8, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid (1969)
Sundance can't swim... funny.
Feb 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Calendar Girls (2003)
WI develop titillating calendar.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Cape Fear (1962)
Mitchum stalks Pecks Polly.
Dec 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Cast Away (2000)
Kelly's Hunt. Hanks Chucked.
Mar 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Cast Away (2000)
Hanks hankering catches tanker.
Mar 28, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Chinatown (1974)
Private dick, bandaged nose.
Dec 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Crocodile Dundee (1986)
Dundee checks bloke's didgeridoo.
Mar 22, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Doctor Zhivago (1965)
Bolshevics shun surgeon poet.
Nov 24, 2005
Unscored
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Five Easy Pieces (1970)
Nicholson tinkles truck ivories.
Feb 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
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For A Few Dollars More (1965)
Chiming watch starts shooting.
Dec 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Full Metal Jacket (1987)
Pyle can't climb obstacle.
Sep 18, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Killing, The (1956)
$2,000,000 in cheap suitcase.
Jul 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Last Picture Show, The (1971)
Bottoms Bridges Shepherd, Leachman.
Mar 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Maggie's ma- trailer trash.
Mar 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Never Say Never Again (1983)
Not so secret toupee.
Apr 18, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Now Voyager (1942)
Bully mamma bosses Bette.
Sep 7, 2005
Scored 2/5
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One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Bibbit loses nut, cherry.
Jul 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
McMurphy's philosophy - lift sink.
Jul 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Red Sorghum (1987)
Woman marries leprous brewer.
Mar 15, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Red Sorghum (1987)
Becomes Japanese red wine.
Mar 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Road To Perdition (2002)
Targets shot, shot again.
May 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Shane (1953)
Ladd,Heflin uproot stump.
Nov 11, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Smiles Of A Summer Night (1955)
Swedish summer lovin' blast.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Nun makes clothes fast.
Feb 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Spartacus (1960)
Lom with fake tan.
Nov 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Summer With Monika (1953)
Bergmans pessimistic love story.
Mar 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Sunday Too Far Away (1975)
Cook drinks lemon essence.
Feb 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Terminator uses minigun.
Mar 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
T1000 passes through bars.
Mar 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Terminator, The (1984)
Terminator terminated at terminus.
Feb 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Terminator, The (1984)
Terminator pressed into... inaction.
Feb 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Transporter, The (2002)
Stratham gets well oiled.
Feb 18, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Violent Cop (1989)
Kitano beats caught criminals.
Feb 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Computer takes the huff.
Feb 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
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39 Steps, The (1935)
Donat dunks in river.
Feb 14, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Alien (1979)
Don't french kiss Alien.
Apr 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
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And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
Silver screen Python sketches.
Mar 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Badlands (1973)
Malicks malevolent malcontents massacre.
Apr 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Blade Runner (1982)
Batty gives Tyrell headache.
Nov 28, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Blazing Saddles (1974)
Hedley Lamarr hates cliches.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Bullitt (1968)
Robert Vaughn sublimely oleaginous.
Feb 8, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Calamity Jane (1953)
Day - whipping and singing.
Mar 3, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Cast Away (2000)
Crashed castaway finds tutu.
Mar 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Pa Walton in box.
Sep 11, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Crimes And Misdemeanors (1989)
Landau has problem - Houston.
Mar 22, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Crimes And Misdemeanors (1989)
Gist - Opthalmologist feels guilt.
Mar 22, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Crocodile Dundee (1986)
Dundee has big chopper.
Mar 22, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Die Another Day (2002)
Bond in hover bovver.
Mar 1, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Die Hard (1988)
Willis abseils from explosion.
Jan 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Doctor Zhivago (1965)
Film about poetic surgeon.
Nov 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
For A Few Dollars More (1965)
Cleef has mobile armory.
Dec 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Forrest Gump (1994)
Forrest peas, Jenny carrots.
Jan 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
French Connection, The (1971)
Popeye nabs narcs.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
If... (1968)
McDowel on a motorcycle.
Sep 18, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Killing, The (1956)
Robbers, money blown away.
Jun 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
L.A. Confidential (1997)
Hudgens gets big adios.
Mar 27, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Mask Of Zorro, The (1998)
Banderas wears a bandana.
Mar 28, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Frankie cynical about God.
Mar 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Now Voyager (1942)
Bette gets a makeover.
Sep 7, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Sampson plays strong indian.
Jul 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Raising hands and washbasins.
Jul 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Predator (1987)
Alien has luminous blood.
Feb 22, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Prisoner Of Zenda, The (1937)
Flavia gets trouser sword.
May 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Roger And Me (1989)
Flint - Rogered and out.
May 26, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Serenity (2005)
River hides on ceiling.
Mar 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Cannibal enjoys music, disemboweling.
May 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Smiles Of A Summer Night (1955)
Ingmar's summer lovin' flick.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Some Like It Hot (1959)
Curtis, Lemmon, Monroe - zowee!!
Nov 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Nun whizz song writer.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Flibbertijibbet is also clown.
Feb 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Cloud pinning perplexes nuns.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Sunday Too Far Away (1975)
Thompson is gun shearer.
Feb 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
T1000 imitates floor tiles.
Mar 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
T100 finds 'alternate power'.
Mar 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
T1000 sticky when hot.
Mar 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Terminator, The (1984)
Robot into serious leather.
Feb 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Terminator, The (1984)
Schwarzenegger: psychopathic mechanical man.
Feb 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Thunderbolt And Lightfoot (1974)
Redneck McKinney blasts rabbits.
Nov 30, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Touching The Void (2003)
Climbing partner burns trousers.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Treasure Of The Sierra Madre, The (1948)
Gold changes Dobbs's soul.
May 25, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Violent Cop (1989)
Jap cop slap happy.
Feb 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
XXx (2002)
Diesel motorcycles from explosion.
Jan 14, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Zorro, The Gay Blade (1981)
Zorro plays pink oboe.
May 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
12 Angry Men (1957)
One unprejudiced juror.
Feb 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Computer and astronauts incompatible.
Feb 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)
Ventura ace with pea-shooter.
Aug 5, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore (1974)
Waitress - foul mouthed Ladd.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Animal Crackers (1930)
Marx and Hungerdunger Brothers.
Jul 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Mongo mad if shot.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Braindead (1992)
Zombies get ass mown.
May 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Broadway Danny Rose (1984)
Woody represents stuttering ventriloquist.
Apr 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Broadway Danny Rose (1984)
Mobsters buttonhole Danny Rose.
Apr 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Bullets Over Broadway (1994)
Cusack plays Woody Allen.
Dec 19, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
Cage Aux Folles, La (1978)
Serrault is drag queen.
Nov 28, 2005
Scored 4/5
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