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Reviews by 'Arch Stanton'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
381
reviews published to date.
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Hunger, The (1983)
Vampire Bowie heavy smoker.
Aug 6, 2007
Unscored
Vote
300 (2006)
Xerxes back passage blocked.
Apr 4, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Casino Royale (2006)
James Bond gets knotted.
Mar 17, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Dyeing hair, washing brains.
Aug 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)
Ventura ace with pea-shooter.
Aug 5, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)
Ace demonstrates neat parking.
Aug 5, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
McMurphy's philosophy - lift sink.
Jul 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Raising hands and washbasins.
Jul 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
McMurphy, Ratched don't click.
Jul 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Sampson plays strong indian.
Jul 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Bibbit loses nut, cherry.
Jul 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Animal Crackers (1930)
Marx and Hungerdunger Brothers.
Jul 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Killing, The (1956)
$2,000,000 in cheap suitcase.
Jul 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Killing, The (1956)
Robbers, money blown away.
Jun 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Paths Of Glory (1957)
Disquiet on western front.
Jun 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
American Beauty (1999)
Masturbation is Lester's climax.
Jun 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
American Beauty (1999)
Colonel Fitts in closet.
May 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
American Beauty (1999)
Rose petal besprinkled blonde.
May 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Roger And Me (1989)
Flint - Rogered and out.
May 26, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Treasure Of The Sierra Madre, The (1948)
Hustons have problem - Bogart.
May 25, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Treasure Of The Sierra Madre, The (1948)
Gold changes Dobbs's soul.
May 25, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Treasure Of The Sierra Madre, The (1948)
Bogart, Huston, Holt: gold.
May 25, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Willis in dead end.
May 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Phone Booth (2002)
Farrell's cell phone box.
May 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Cannibal enjoys music, disemboweling.
May 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Starling captures Buffalo.
May 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Scott Of The Antarctic (1948)
Polar explorers exploring expire.
May 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Magdalene Sisters, The (2002)
Psychotics with religious habits.
May 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Magdalene Sisters, The (2002)
Sanctimonious nuns: sadistic psychopaths.
May 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Magdalene Sisters, The (2002)
God fearing nuns frightening.
May 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Scott Of The Antarctic (1948)
Antarctic wastes...explorers.
May 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Wild Strawberries (1957)
Bergman's Borg.
May 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Cinema Paradiso (1988)
Religon cuts movie magic.
May 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Wild Strawberries (1957)
Borg should've chilled out.
May 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Wild Strawberries (1957)
Borg's life's been futile.
May 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Wild Strawberries (1957)
Professor Borg thaws out.
May 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Shows Bush as arse.
May 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Prisoner Of Zenda, The (1937)
Flavia gets trouser sword.
May 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Zabriskie Point (1970)
Hippy steals plane, shot.
May 10, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Zabriskie Point (1970)
Building explodes thirteen times.
May 10, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Three Musketeers, The (1973)
Raquel gets pantaloons sword.
May 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Road To Perdition (2002)
Targets shot, shot again.
May 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Braindead (1992)
Zombies get ass mown.
May 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Cell, The (2000)
J-Lo and V-D'o, Doh!
May 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Me, Myself & Irene (2000)
Carrey makes Vagiclean announcement.
May 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Me, Myself & Irene (2000)
Boyz discuss motherfuckin' electons.
May 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Getaway, The (1972)
McQueen bitch slaps MacGraw.
May 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Zorro, The Gay Blade (1981)
Zorro plays pink oboe.
May 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Samoura�, Le (1967)
Whistling bird is watchdog.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Samoura�, Le (1967)
Delon hitman Jef Costello.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Viridiana (1961)
Fernando date rapes nun.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Viridiana (1961)
Tramps have last supper.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Viridiana (1961)
Indictment of organised religeon.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Viridiana (1961)
Beggars pray, workers toil.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Virgin Spring, The (1960)
Von Sydow fells tree.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Virgin Spring, The (1960)
Max mad - slaughters swineherds.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Virgin Spring, The (1960)
Bergman rape murder vengeance.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Smiles Of A Summer Night (1955)
Swedish summer lovin' blast.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Smiles Of A Summer Night (1955)
Ingmar's summer lovin' flick.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Ben-Hur (1959)
Hawkins catches No. 41.
May 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Producers, The (1968)
Busby Berkley style swastika.
May 1, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Producers, The (1968)
Dancing and singing Hitlers.
May 1, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Narrow Margin (1990)
Hackman hacks off mafia.
Apr 28, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Road To Perdition (2002)
Law shoots and photographs.
Apr 28, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Narrow Margin (1990)
Sikking desperately seeking Archer.
Apr 28, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Solaris (2002)
Clooney's cerebral science fiction.
Apr 28, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Jason And The Argonauts (1963)
Dead sheep up tree.
Apr 28, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Jason And The Argonauts (1963)
Jason and ship - wooden.
Apr 28, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Jason And The Argonauts (1963)
Harryhausens original animated Terminators.
Apr 28, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Calendar Girls (2003)
Plum jam and breasts.
Apr 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Badlands (1973)
Malicks malevolent malcontents massacre.
Apr 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Calendar Girls (2003)
WI develop titillating calendar.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Robocop (1987)
The Re-Enforceder.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Robocop (1987)
Magnet Force.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Robocop (1987)
Shiny Harry.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
King Kong (2005)
Anne - Kong's prime mate.
Apr 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Alien� (1992)
Flushing Alien third time.
Apr 18, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Harold And Maude (1971)
Bud drives E-Type hearse.
Apr 18, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Harold And Maude (1971)
Grief Encounter.
Apr 18, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Marnie (1964)
Hitchcock exits hotel room.
Apr 18, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Never Say Never Again (1983)
Not so secret toupee.
Apr 18, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Yojimbo (1961)
The One Samurai.
Apr 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Boiling Point (1990)
Kitano's bouquet of bullets.
Apr 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Aliens (1986)
Ripley bitch slaps alien.
Apr 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Princess Bride, The (1987)
Buttercup gets trouser sword.
Apr 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Alien (1979)
Alien bursts onto scene.
Apr 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Alien (1979)
Hurt gets gut feeling.
Apr 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Alien (1979)
Don't french kiss Alien.
Apr 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Alien (1979)
Nostromo crew bite it.
Apr 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Alien (1979)
Kane- egg on face.
Apr 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
All The President's Men (1976)
Tricky Dicky's sneaky buggers.
Apr 7, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
All The President's Men (1976)
Woodstein open up Watergate.
Apr 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
All The President's Men (1976)
Deep Throat spills beans.
Apr 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Airplane! (1980)
Plane, audience in knots.
Apr 5, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Summer Of '42 (1971)
Hermie loses his virginity.
Apr 5, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Broadway Danny Rose (1984)
Helium scene a gas.
Apr 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Beastmaster, The (1982)
Dr Doolittle the Barbarian.
Apr 4, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
World Is Not Enough, The (1999)
007 Brosnan Pierces Carlyle.
Apr 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Broadway Danny Rose (1984)
Mobsters buttonhole Danny Rose.
Apr 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Broadway Danny Rose (1984)
Woody represents stuttering ventriloquist.
Apr 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
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