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Reviews by 'Arch Stanton'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
381
reviews published to date.
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Adventures Of Robin Hood, The (1938)
Green sleeves, brown tights.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Adventures Of Robin Hood, The (1938)
Prince John Invisible Man.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Airplane! (1980)
A planeload of gags.
Apr 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore (1974)
Burstyn singing road movie.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Alien (1979)
Weaver rockets from explosion.
Jan 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Alien (1979)
Don't french kiss Alien.
Apr 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
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All The President's Men (1976)
Woodstein open up Watergate.
Apr 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Blade Runner (1982)
Batty gives Tyrell headache.
Nov 28, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Blazing Saddles (1974)
Hedley Lamarr hates cliches.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid (1969)
Butch exuberant with explosive.
Feb 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid (1969)
Sundance is naturally blabby.
Feb 28, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Cast Away (2000)
Wilson plays Himself.
Mar 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(11)
Cast Away (2000)
Returned castaway served seafood.
Mar 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Cast Away (2000)
Crashed castaway finds tutu.
Mar 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Crash (2004)
Blinkered views cause crashes.
Mar 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Die Hard (1988)
Willis abseils from explosion.
Jan 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Fistful Of Dollars, A (1964)
Clint avenges humiliated donkey.
Aug 18, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(5)
For A Few Dollars More (1965)
Kinski's face lights matches.
Dec 18, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
For A Few Dollars More (1965)
Hunchback of El Paso.
Dec 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Forrest dangles, Jenny swings.
Jan 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Forrest Gump (1994)
Field brings up Forrest.
Jan 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(3)
French Connection, The (1971)
Popeye nabs narcs.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Gladiator (2000)
Crowe, Phoenix cross swords.
Sep 7, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Harvey (1950)
Elwood P's 6'3' pooka.
Mar 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
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If... (1968)
McDowel on a motorcycle.
Sep 18, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Killers, The (1946)
Gardner titivates big Swede.
Dec 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
L.A. Confidential (1997)
Exley insults Lana Turner.
Mar 27, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
L.A. Confidential (1997)
Spacey gets shot surprisingly.
Mar 27, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Long Goodbye, The (1973)
Gould strikes matches everywhere.
Sep 10, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Metropolis (1927)
Blade Runner forerunner.
Nov 28, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Broken nosed Maggie boxes.
Mar 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Million Dollar Baby (2004)
God compared to Krispies.
Mar 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Monster's Ball (2001)
Billy Bob Boffs Berry.
Sep 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Monster's Ball (2001)
Racist corrections officer corrected.
Sep 20, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Predator (1987)
Alien has luminous blood.
Feb 22, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Prisoner Of Zenda, The (1937)
Flavia gets trouser sword.
May 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Producers, The (1968)
Busby Berkley style swastika.
May 1, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Roger And Me (1989)
Flint - Rogered and out.
May 26, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Shane (1953)
Sodbuster buys soda pop.
Nov 16, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Cannibal enjoys music, disemboweling.
May 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Smiles Of A Summer Night (1955)
Swedish summer lovin' blast.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Some Like It Hot (1959)
Curtis, Lemmon, Monroe - zowee!!
Nov 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Some Like It Hot (1959)
Marilyn likes saxaphone players.
Nov 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Nun makes superb nanny.
Feb 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Nun marries a sailor.
Feb 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Georg's mountains are magnificent.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Spartacus (1960)
Curtis talks a song.
Nov 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Spartacus (1960)
Spartacus the ankle biter.
Nov 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Sunday Too Far Away (1975)
Thompson is gun shearer.
Feb 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Sarah's been working out.
Mar 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
T1000 quick silver robot.
Mar 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Terminator, The (1984)
Terminator terminated at terminus.
Feb 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Texas Chain Saw Massacre, The (1974)
This lumberjack's not ok.
Feb 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Thunderbolt And Lightfoot (1974)
Redneck McKinney blasts rabbits.
Nov 30, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Touching The Void (2003)
Andes climber breaks legees.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Treasure Of The Sierra Madre, The (1948)
Hustons have problem - Bogart.
May 25, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Treasure Of The Sierra Madre, The (1948)
Gold changes Dobbs's soul.
May 25, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Unforgiven (1992)
Assaulted prostitute hires assassins.
Nov 21, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Virgin Spring, The (1960)
Von Sydow fells tree.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Viridiana (1961)
Beggars pray, workers toil.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Wild Strawberries (1957)
Borg should've chilled out.
May 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
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12 Angry Men (1957)
One unprejudiced juror.
Feb 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Computer and astronauts incompatible.
Feb 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)
Ace demonstrates neat parking.
Aug 5, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Adventures Of Robin Hood, The (1938)
Hood makes valid points.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Airplane! (1980)
Plane, audience in knots.
Apr 5, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore (1974)
Waitress - foul mouthed Ladd.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Alien (1979)
Kane- egg on face.
Apr 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Alien (1979)
Nostromo crew bite it.
Apr 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Alien (1979)
Alien bursts onto scene.
Apr 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
American Beauty (1999)
Masturbation is Lester's climax.
Jun 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Cast Away (2000)
Kelly's Hunt. Hanks Chucked.
Mar 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Cast Away (2000)
Wilson jumps ship eventually.
Mar 28, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Cast Away (2000)
Hanks hankering catches tanker.
Mar 28, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Cast Away (2000)
High sea Fedex people.
Mar 28, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Crash (2004)
Saint Christopher doesn't help.
Mar 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Crash (2004)
Deanna Troi is shopkeeper.
Mar 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Five Easy Pieces (1970)
Karen bowls big zeroes.
Feb 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Five Easy Pieces (1970)
Jack only wants toast.
Feb 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Forrest remembers his shoes.
Feb 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
French Connection, The (1971)
Popeye disguised as Santa.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Godfather, The (1972)
Brando, Pacino, Mafioso Filmo.
Feb 4, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Harvey (1950)
Elwood wins over reality.
Mar 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Killers, The (1946)
Lancaster bombs in ring.
Dec 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
L.A. Confidential (1997)
Buzz Meeks found buzzing.
Mar 27, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Last Picture Show, The (1971)
Cinema bangs doors shut.
Mar 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Last Picture Show, The (1971)
Bottoms Bridges Shepherd, Leachman.
Mar 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Long Goodbye, The (1973)
Gould plays slob Marlowe.
Sep 10, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Long Goodbye, The (1973)
Hayden shouts Balls Baby.
Sep 10, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Maltese Falcon, The (1941)
Bye bye black bird.
Jan 30, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Blue Bear swipes Swank.
Mar 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Monster's Ball (2001)
Thornton prefers plastic spoon.
Sep 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Monster's Ball (2001)
Diddy draws, then fries.
Sep 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Red River (1948)
Taking cows to Missouri.
Sep 4, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Samoura�, Le (1967)
Whistling bird is watchdog.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Shane (1953)
Sodbuster busts cheeky sods.
Nov 16, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Nun proficient at puppetry.
Feb 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Nuns ponder wave catching.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Spartacus (1960)
An army of Spartaci.
Nov 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Sunday Too Far Away (1975)
Cook drinks lemon essence.
Feb 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
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