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Reviews by 'bife'
Current status of
Movie deity (Bronze)
with a total of
4539
reviews published to date.
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'Salem's Lot (2004)
Lowe-point for vampires.
Nov 5, 2005
Unscored
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'Tis The Season To Be Smurfy (1987)
Snowsmurfs.
Oct 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
1 Night In Paris (2004)
The cream of Paris.
Aug 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Paris shows sordid side.
Dec 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
1 Night In Paris (2004)
French letter in Paris.
Dec 15, 2005
Unscored
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1000 Marys (2001)
Virgins galore.
May 16, 2007
Unscored
Vote
11:14 (2003)
Lives & cars collide.
Jan 27, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
200 Motels (1971)
Zappa and the Motel.
Apr 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
3-2-1 Penguins: The Cheating Scales Of Bullamanka (2001)
Penguins appreciate their space.
May 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Robot believes in fairies.
Aug 7, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
Aanslag, De (1986)
Fake death initiates reprisals.
Jul 31, 2005
Unscored
Vote
About A Boy (2002)
Duck killing Grant.
Aug 9, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Admiral Cigarette (1897)
Fag hag bends over.
Jan 28, 2007
Unscored
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Adventures Of Ford Fairlane, The (1990)
Ford, fluffy Dice.
Sep 11, 2006
Unscored
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Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
Queens of the desert.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Airborne (1993)
Seth is very Wiley.
Jan 31, 2005
Unscored
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Airplane II: The Sequel (1982)
Shatner boldly goes, Shirley.
Sep 4, 2005
Unscored
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Alex And Emma (2003)
Luke's rock: Hudson.
Sep 4, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
Alexander The Great (1956)
King Richard conquers Persians.
Mar 10, 2006
Unscored
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Alice (1990)
Mia's transparent.
Jan 16, 2005
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Alice In Wonderland (1933)
Cary Grant mocks Alice.
Aug 13, 2004
Unscored
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Alien Nation (1988)
Legal aliens' immigration problems.
Mar 26, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Death can't stop Ripley.
Apr 1, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Alive (1993)
Hannibal's sporting heroes crash.
May 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Alive (1993)
Wings fail winger.
Jan 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Alligator (1980)
Alligator swims in shit.
Mar 28, 2005
Unscored
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America's Sweethearts (2001)
Bil-Lee Crystal.
Jan 5, 2006
Unscored
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American Gangster (2007)
Washington abuses dead soldiers.
Oct 20, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
American History X (1998)
Racist killer seeks redemption.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
American Perfekt (1997)
Mentally imbalanced psychiatrist flips.
Jan 9, 2007
Unscored
Vote
American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Pubic cake decorating.
May 24, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Wedding Pie.
Aug 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
Being seen causes death.
Aug 20, 2004
Unscored
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Animal House (1978)
Belushi impersonates a zit.
Nov 1, 2006
Unscored
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Another Fine Mess (1930)
Stan the woman.
Aug 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Ant Bully, The (2006)
Kid's a real pest.
Jan 22, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
Are We There Yet? (2005)
Kids don't like Ice.
Aug 14, 2005
Unscored
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Are You Ready For Marriage? (1950)
'Boing', said the Reverend.
Apr 25, 2005
Unscored
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Art House (1998)
McMichael writes a Weston.
May 22, 2006
Unscored
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Arthur (1981)
Drunk Dud loses loot.
Apr 3, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)
Empire has sea view.
Jul 30, 2004
Unscored
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Atomic Train (1999)
Nuclear detonation on track.
Oct 12, 2005
Unscored
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Avengers, The (1998)
Original Avengers need avenging.
Feb 20, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
Avengers, The (1998)
Fiennes spot of weather.
Feb 20, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
Aviator, The (2004)
Howard attempts Herculean undertaking.
Aug 30, 2006
Unscored
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Baby Geniuses (1999)
Baby talk.
Apr 16, 2005
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Backside To The Future (1986)
Sex through the ages.
Mar 10, 2006
Unscored
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Backside To The Future (1986)
Timeline gets screwed.
Mar 15, 2006
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Bad News Bears In Breaking Training, The (1977)
Bears roam through Texas.
Oct 6, 2005
Unscored
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Balance (1989)
Music destroys the world.
Oct 10, 2004
Unscored
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Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Bambi's a round.
Sep 24, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Hart attack
Feb 11, 2013
Unscored
Vote
Barbarella (1968)
Duran Duran discovered.
Sep 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Basic Instinct (1992)
Stone's flash of genius.
Mar 6, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Basil, The Great Mouse Detective (1986)
Professor's a rat.
Aug 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Batman Forever (1995)
Tommy Lee's still Two-Faced.
Aug 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Battle Royale II (2003)
Students violently oppose terrorism.
Sep 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Battlefield Baseball (2003)
Baseball for Zombies.
Jul 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Battling Butler (1926)
Buster immitates Rocky.
May 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Beautician And The Beast, The (1997)
Great Dictator gets nannied.
Mar 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Bee Movie (2007)
House swarming buzzes.
Jun 20, 2010
Scored 1/5
Vote
Beguiled, The (1971)
Clint goes to school.
Feb 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Beckham cameos Like Beckham.
May 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Benny's Video (1992)
Benny makes video-nasty.
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Best (2000)
Footballing legend, by George.
Nov 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Best Of Colin's Sleazy Friends, The (2001)
Porn, videos.
Apr 12, 2011
Unscored
Vote
Bicentennial Man (1999)
Android lives long, prospers.
Mar 27, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Big Chill, The (1983)
Costner never leaves box.
Nov 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Big Fish (2003)
DeVito's bum too hairy.
Feb 21, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Big Fish (2003)
Ewan becomes Albert.
Jan 31, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Big Kahuna, The (1999)
Salesman comes to Jesus.
May 24, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Keanu Reeves, cheating Death.
May 4, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Bill dies, encounters Death.
May 4, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Future rockers play Twister.
Nov 1, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
History Report, The Movie.
May 2, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
Billy Elliot (2000)
Miner's son digs deep.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Biloxi Blues (1988)
Broderick loses his cherry.
Aug 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Bingo Crosbyana (1936)
Bing Crosby gets bugged.
Oct 4, 2004
Unscored
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Birthday Girl (2001)
Kidman selected from catalogue.
Nov 6, 2005
Unscored
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Black Cauldron, The (1985)
Visionary pig sees cauldron.
Mar 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Black Cauldron, The (1985)
John Hurt gets horny.
Mar 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Black Hawk Down (2001)
'Copters shot down.
Apr 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Black To The Future (1986)
Savage travels through time.
May 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Blacksmith Scene (1893)
Smithies get beered up.
Mar 8, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Blade: Trinity (2004)
Blade smeared. With blood.
Aug 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Blades Of Glory (2007)
Korean beheadings frighten Americans.
May 2, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
Blaze (1989)
Governor Blazes a trail.
Aug 20, 2006
Unscored
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Blood And Chocolate (2007)
Chocolate, with added bite.
Apr 3, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice (1969)
60's couples swap partners.
Dec 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Born On The Fourth Of July (1989)
Cruise legless and legless.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Boundin' (2003)
Naked sheep bounces proudly.
Apr 28, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Box Of Moon Light (1996)
Fountain of youth.
Aug 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Boxer, The (1997)
Terrorist retires to gym.
Aug 13, 2006
Unscored
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Boys In Blue, The (1982)
Bobby plays a bobby.
Jul 17, 2004
Unscored
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Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo (1984)
Breakdancers save day.
May 22, 2004
Unscored
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Bride And Gloom (1954)
Olive's nightmare dream marriage.
Oct 19, 2004
Unscored
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Bride Of Frankenstein, The (1935)
Frankenstein shoots his bolt.
May 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Brokedown Palace (1999)
Alice makes Asian trip.
Jun 16, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Broken Blossoms (1919)
Lucy wants Chinese.
Mar 20, 2006
Unscored
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Brothers Karamazov, The (1958)
Brothers Shatner & Brynner!
Aug 25, 2005
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