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Austin Powers In Goldmember

(2002)
156 reviews
Film rated 3.1 / 5  (Chick rating: 2.4 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.2 / 5)
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Springer-ish plot shrivels dry.
#1 Stunna 
  Vote (1)   
Beyonce's nod to blaxploitation.
aahaa, muahaha 
  Vote (10)   
Ventriloquist Beyonce's surrogate smooch.
AC 
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Goldmember eats own skin.
Alan Smithee 
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Caine is Powers' fahzzer.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (5)   
Vierdo enjoys vinkie painting.
Andrew 
  Vote (3)   
Powers of Dr Evil.
BaftaBaby 
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Caine tries resurrecting Powers.
Batty 
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Britney's robotic singing exposed.
Batty 
  Vote (4)   
Godzilla makes Austin-tacious appearance.
Batty 
  Vote (1)   
Dutch guy speaks German.
Bavvy 
  Vote (1)   
Austins' nephew turns evil.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (1)   
Goldmember = skin eating freak.
beluga 
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Gold found in Nether-Lands.
bennyr81 
  Vote (2)   
Golden Meyers Production.
bife 
  Vote (2)   
Meyers ridicules Dutch wonderfully.
bife 
  Vote (2)   
Knobs and farting jokes.
big g 
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Flakey foe filches father.
boydegg 
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Fat fuck sumo wrestles.
Brian6 
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Doctor becomes a rapper.
Brian6 
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Myers enacts golden performance.
Brian6 
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Dr. Evil's rhyming escape.
Brian6 
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Golden villain smelts winky.
Brian6 
  Vote    
Austin battles Golden Dutchman.
Brian6 
  Vote    
Dr. Evil turns pimp.
Brian6 
  Vote (2)   
Austin's father, golden suprise.
Brian6 
  Vote    
Doctor raps in prison.
Brian6 
  Vote    
Golden Member; phallic key.
Brian6 
  Vote    
Nigel generalizes The Dutch.
Brian6 
  Vote    
Villain's winky is golden.
Brian6 
  Vote    
Goldmember keeps dead skin.
brycecoolasice 
  Vote (1)   
To the third Powers.
cerealandrubber... 
  Vote (2)   
Old Alfie = Powers pop.
Cheddar's Finest 
  Vote (1)   
Beyonc�ing Back to 1975.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (9)   
Evil's in Austin's past.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (8)   
Midget gets the sack.
Chopper 
  Vote    
24-carat cocksman engrosses.
clay 
  Vote (2)   
Myers reinvents Studio 54.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (1)   
Cruise favours Dixie Normous.
Corduroy Pillow 
  Vote (6)   
Third Powers deserves Caine-ing.
Dante 
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Mini Me changes sides.
David Muir 
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Powers of Three.
demonic 
  Vote (3)   
Myers Powerless this time.
derek in orlando 
  Vote    
Sixties spy spoof threequel.
Dicky 
  Vote    
Caine's cockney spy adMyered.
dididave 
  Vote    
Only gold is member.
dlanod 
  Vote    
Fat Bastard's sumo challenge.
dom 
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Mystery man milking mojo.
Downtown 
  Vote (4)   
Seth Green comb over.
DrZm 
  Vote (1)   
Nigel, Austin, Dougie reunited.
duh 
  Vote (1)   
Nigel reveals Dutch prejudice.
EarthWormJimbo 
  Vote    
Midget is the star.
Ed Birch 
  Vote (1)   
Shrek vs goldicocks.
el guapo 
  Vote (3)   
Myers's Ore full spoof.
el guapo 
  Vote (2)   
Austin's new platform.
Evil Giraffe 
  Vote (1)   
Golden penis? Au my!
Falken 
  Vote (1)   
Mini Me is tripod.
fear the penguins 
  Vote (1)   
Villain produces golden bauble.
FilmBuffoon 
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Fat Bastard befriends Jared.
FireMan 
  Vote    
Tragic smelting accident, hilarity.
FloatingCoffin 
  Vote    
Twin affinity, and Beyonc�.
Fresno 
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Dutch dude likes skin.
george fourman 
  Vote    
Crouching Tiger, Fat Bastard.
GHcool 
  Vote (5)   
Austin's dysfunctional family, 'mole'.
godspellgroupie 
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Knowles knows no comb.
Hatter 
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Bald dwarf beats Austin.
hoggers 
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Austin Pow3rs.
isteratter 
  Vote (1)   
Eating skin induces vomiting.
jillbug 
  Vote    
Austin Powers's 'fashja' funny.
Jimmyfro 
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Villain has 24K dong.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (1)   
Father, son: wholly gauche.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (27)   
First film minus laughs.
Jonny the Welsh 
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Beyonce proves ONLY Goldmember.
JonRoss 
  Vote (1)   
Multiple Myers not golden!
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Au, Behave!
Justin Credible 
  Vote (4)   
24 karat gold carrot.
JWMP 
  Vote    
AU-stin Powers' third film.
Ken 
  Vote (6)   
Devito Mini Me? Surprise?!
Kieran 
  Vote    
Meyers enjoys gold jokes.
knoops 
  Vote    
Myers loses golden touch.
kolo 
  Vote    
Trades on old gimmicks.
Larry 
  Vote (1)   
Film lost it's mojo.
Larry S. 
  Vote (3)   
Myers's absence of phallus.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (13)   
Fahzza bonds with son(s).
lemmycaution 
  Vote (2)   
Bastard joins Weight Watchers.
Lindsey K 
  Vote (7)   
Myers's schtick wearing thin.
Little Old Lady... 
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Third Power's rather weak.
LPH 
  Vote (5)   
Scott Evil Needs Rogaine.
mampers11 
  Vote (2)   
Mini-Me Vernes the tables.
mandodgingdebris 
  Vote (2)   
Great cameos and piss-takes.
Mark8884 
  Vote    
Britney's head disaSpears. Hooray.
Markandlain 
  Vote (2)   
DeVito not shortest actor.
Markandlain 
  Vote (1)   
Myers Caines film-going public.
Markdkny 
  Vote    
Foxy plays with Goldmember.
Maxwell 
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Evil kidnaps Power's dad.
MelissaS 
  Vote    
Mini-Me: mini driver.
MFNickster 
  Vote    
Myers's Powers finally fail(s).
MguyX 
  Vote    
Please say Never Again.
Montgomery 
  Vote (17)   
Seth Green with envy.
Montgomery 
  Vote (8)   
Fat Bastard, thinner bastard.
Montgomery 
  Vote (1)   
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