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Austin Powers In Goldmember

(2002)
156 reviews
Film rated 3.1 / 5  (Chick rating: 2.4 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.2 / 5)
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Foxy plays with Goldmember.
Maxwell 
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Trades on old gimmicks.
Larry 
  Vote (1)   
Fat Bastard befriends Jared.
FireMan 
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Film lost it's mojo.
Larry S. 
  Vote (3)   
The Mole has mole.
Mr. Dutch 
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Mini Me changes sides.
David Muir 
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Goldmember needs strong pants.
warrior 
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Fat Bastard's sumo challenge.
dom 
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Seth Green comb over.
DrZm 
  Vote (1)   
Bald dwarf beats Austin.
hoggers 
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Devito Mini Me? Surprise?!
Kieran 
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Austin Powers's 'fashja' funny.
Jimmyfro 
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Midget is the star.
Ed Birch 
  Vote (1)   
Caine's cockney spy adMyered.
dididave 
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Beyonc�'s Foxxy out-Powers Austin.
SiliconHero 
  Vote (2)   
Beyonce proves ONLY Goldmember.
JonRoss 
  Vote (1)   
3rd assinine spy spoof.
Troffgopher 
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Dutch dude likes skin.
george fourman 
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Beyonc� management cashes in.
Nasher 
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Eating skin induces vomiting.
jillbug 
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Villain produces golden bauble.
FilmBuffoon 
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Evil gets his sharks.
Pixar 
  Vote (1)   
Evil, Scott, swap.
Pixar 
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Mini Me betrays papa.
Pixar 
  Vote (2)   
Goldmember keeps dead skin.
brycecoolasice 
  Vote (1)   
Flaky Dutchman eats skin.
nokenwari 
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Mini Me is tripod.
fear the penguins 
  Vote (1)   
Big-haired Beyonce beautiful.
silverlynx35 
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Myers goes double Dutch.
Raz 
  Vote (1)   
Myers, limp 3rd time.
steveo 
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Myers, his own enemy.
Portugeezer 
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Best golden penis movie.
NH 
  Vote (4)   
Mini-Me: mini driver.
MFNickster 
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Best Actor: Beyonce. Sha-zam!
Stacky 
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Myers Caines film-going public.
Markdkny 
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Austin Knowles it all.
moose 
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Mini-Me Vernes the tables.
mandodgingdebris 
  Vote (2)   
Mole Savages boys face.
Spurting 
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Vierdo enjoys vinkie painting.
Andrew 
  Vote (3)   
Nigel reveals Dutch prejudice.
EarthWormJimbo 
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Springer-ish plot shrivels dry.
#1 Stunna 
  Vote (1)   
First film minus laughs.
Jonny the Welsh 
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Myer's Golden touch lost.
No 
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Myers's Golden Goose leaden.
RedKate 
  Vote (2)   
Knowles knows no comb.
Hatter 
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Austin's father, golden suprise.
Brian6 
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Doctor raps in prison.
Brian6 
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Myers enacts golden performance.
Brian6 
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Dr. Evil's rhyming escape.
Brian6 
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Golden villain smelts winky.
Brian6 
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Austin battles Golden Dutchman.
Brian6 
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Nigel generalizes The Dutch.
Brian6 
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Fat fuck sumo wrestles.
Brian6 
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Doctor becomes a rapper.
Brian6 
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Golden Member; phallic key.
Brian6 
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Villain's winky is golden.
Brian6 
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Dr. Evil turns pimp.
Brian6 
  Vote (2)   
Austin Pow3rs.
isteratter 
  Vote (1)   
Old Alfie = Powers pop.
Cheddar's Finest 
  Vote (1)   
Midget gets the sack.
Chopper 
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Knobs and farting jokes.
big g 
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Myers Powerless this time.
derek in orlando 
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Scott Evil goes bald.
The Nige 
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Austin's new platform.
Evil Giraffe 
  Vote (1)   
'Jedi' with semen jokes.
The Person who... 
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Great cameos and piss-takes.
Mark8884 
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Meyer's Goldmember loses value.
mr_kit 
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24 karat gold carrot.
JWMP 
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Expensive dick, cheap jokes.
risingstar1919 
  Vote (2)   
Goldmember = skin eating freak.
beluga 
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Myers beating dead horse.
Pumpkin 
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Austin's dysfunctional family, 'mole'.
godspellgroupie 
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Bastard joins Weight Watchers.
Lindsey K 
  Vote (7)   
Third Power's rather weak.
LPH 
  Vote (5)   
Golden Dutch man.
Mr Savoir Faire 
  Vote (3)   
Austin horsePowers Godzilla.
Mr Savoir Faire 
  Vote (2)   
Myers goes Dutch.
Seigiryu 
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To the third Powers.
cerealandrubber... 
  Vote (2)   
Meyers enjoys gold jokes.
knoops 
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Nigel, Austin, Dougie reunited.
duh 
  Vote (1)   
Scott Evil Needs Rogaine.
mampers11 
  Vote (2)   
Sixties spy spoof threequel.
Dicky 
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Tragic smelting accident, hilarity.
FloatingCoffin 
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Third Powers deserves Caine-ing.
Dante 
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Beyonce's nod to blaxploitation.
aahaa, muahaha 
  Vote (10)   
Cruise favours Dixie Normous.
Corduroy Pillow 
  Vote (6)   
Dutch guy speaks German.
Bavvy 
  Vote (1)   
Twin affinity, and Beyonc�.
Fresno 
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Only gold is member.
dlanod 
  Vote    
Beyonc�, Moles.
soda 
  Vote (4)   
Golden penis? Au my!
Falken 
  Vote (1)   
DeVito not shortest actor.
Markandlain 
  Vote (1)   
Britney's head disaSpears. Hooray.
Markandlain 
  Vote (2)   
Meyers is next Sellers.
Stone Junction 
  Vote (1)   
Myers deals penis jokes.
The Artist Form... 
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Evil's third plot foiled.
Puzzgal 
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Villain has 24K dong.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (1)   
Father, son: wholly gauche.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (27)   
Evil raps before jailbreak.
Paddy C 
  Vote (6)   
Myers's Ore full spoof.
el guapo 
  Vote (2)   
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