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Reviews by 'Spontaneous Human Combustion'
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with a total of
249
reviews published to date.
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Children Of The Corn (1984)
Field Of Screams.
Aug 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(21)
Signs (2002)
Crap circles.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(19)
We Were Soldiers (2002)
'We Were Political Fodder'.
Nov 2, 2003
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Great Balls Of Fire! (1989)
Jerry pounds ivories, cousin.
Sep 26, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(10)
Grapes Of Wrath, The (1940)
Few grapes, much wrath.
Nov 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Cast Away (2000)
'Castaway Diet' beats Atkins.
Oct 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(7)
Towering Inferno, The (1974)
O.J. = hero... imagine that.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Apollo 13 (1995)
Almost lost in space.
Aug 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Mystic Pizza (1988)
Cheesy view of women.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Swept Away (2002)
Guy directs bitchy wife.
Oct 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Sybil (1976)
Multiple personalities Sally forth.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(6)
How The Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966)
Mutt + twig antlers = 'reindeer'.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Old Yeller (1957)
Hydrophobia precipitates canine euthanasia.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Where's the reservoir, dogs?
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Shanghai Surprise (1986)
'Shanghai' sucks... no surprise.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Stand By Me (1986)
Fat kid evades train.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
About A Boy (2002)
Hugh still called 'boy'?
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Biggie And Tupac (2002)
Dead rappers still annoying.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Heston's early Alzheimer's revealed.
Nov 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Eraserhead (1977)
Comatose granny tosses salad.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Gone With The Wind (1939)
Rape posing as romance.
Aug 24, 2003
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Looking For Mr. Goodbar (1977)
Diane desires dangerous dalliances.
Aug 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
My Dinner With Andre (1981)
Conversation satisfies hungry soul.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Net, The (1995)
Bullock = nerd? Yeah, right.
Aug 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Others, The (2001)
Nicole pale as ghost.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Rebecca (1940)
Idealized corpse mars marriage.
Aug 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Stop Making Sense (1984)
This ain't no disco....
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
City Of Lost Children, The (1995)
Nightmarish, garish, child fetish.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Fargo (1996)
It's murder, doncha know?
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Incredible Mr. Limpet, The (1964)
Barney Fife is fishy.
Dec 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Little Girl Who Lives Down The Lane, The (1976)
Pedophile fosters Foster's fear.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Scent Of A Woman (1992)
'Hoowah!' gains acceptability.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Sylvia (2003)
Suicidal poet waxes narcissistic.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
'Night, Mother (1986)
Suicidal daughter achieves goal.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
40 Days And 40 Nights (2002)
Frustrated libido = inadequate plotline.
Oct 28, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
American Beauty (1999)
Perv serves drive-thru wife.
Aug 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Boot, Das (1981)
Pressure builds, rivets fly.
Aug 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Boys Don't Cry (1999)
Gender bending sad ending.
Dec 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Breathless (1983)
Breadth-less.
Sep 22, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
Zellweger with normal body.
Aug 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Chinatown (1974)
Nose bleeds, water flows.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Do The Right Thing (1989)
Inter-racial 'hide the salami'
Sep 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Exorcist, The (1973)
Blair bellows, goes 'blaaaagh!'.
Aug 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Gladiator (2000)
Commodus seeks sisterly incest.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Good Will Hunting (1997)
Minnie is no ninnie.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Hook (1991)
Tinker is no belle.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Ice Storm, The (1997)
Sigourney no longer horny.
Sep 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Legends Of The Fall (1994)
Ormond seeks brotherly love.
Dec 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Little Buddha (1993)
Bridget's son is Buddha?
Dec 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Michael (1996)
Bloated Travolta waxes philosophic.
Aug 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Pelle The Conqueror (1987)
Old and young conquer.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Pixote, The Law Of The Weakest (1981)
Brazil: child prostitution... death.
Aug 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Satyricon (1969)
Dwarves, decapitation, and hermaphrodites.
Dec 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Schindler's List (1993)
Nasty Nazi personality makeover.
Sep 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Shallow Hal (2001)
Paltrow overlooks Black's ugliness.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Hillbilly girl catches killer.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
FBI recruits trailer trash.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Soylent Green (1973)
Recycling before 'twas trendy.
Aug 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Steppenwolf (1974)
Hesse's flirtation with psychosis.
Nov 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Tin Drum, The (1979)
Psychological trauma stunts growth.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Waiting To Exhale (1995)
Sisters seeking reliable booty.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Walking Tall (1973)
Southern macho splat-fest.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
What About Bob? (1991)
Therapeutic boundaries violated... repeatedly!
Oct 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
What About Bob? (1991)
Shrink, patient: no difference.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
While You Were Sleeping (1995)
Either brother will do!
Nov 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
You've Got Mail (1998)
Pussilanimous Tom, predictable Meg.
Aug 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Air Bud (1997)
Dog scores, plot flops.
Sep 17, 2003
Unscored
Vote
(1)
All That Jazz (1979)
Cardiac surgery meets Broadway.
Sep 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
American Splendor (2003)
Beats cancer... still miserable.
Sep 14, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
American Splendor (2003)
Joyce astutely labels Letterman.
Sep 14, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
American Werewolf In London, An (1981)
Decrepit complexion devastates Dunne.
Sep 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Animal House (1978)
Belushi plays self... vomits.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Sheen drunk, not acting.
Dec 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Apostle, The (1997)
Duvall swings, wanders Farrah.
Aug 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Atlantic City (1980)
Lemons overcome stench.
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Au Revoir Les Enfants (1987)
Circumcision reveals Jewish heritage.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Basic Instinct (1992)
Overrated Stone's 'breakout' performance.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Brain disease portrayed romantically.
Oct 23, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Blade II (2002)
Sanguinous scenes of slaughter.
Dec 10, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Detention doesn't improve attitudes!
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Good fuck converts lesbian?
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Children Of A Lesser God (1986)
Matlin's silence hurts Hurt.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Children Of The Corn (1984)
Children shuck adults.
Aug 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Rapist undergoes behavior modification.
Sep 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Crimes And Misdemeanors (1989)
Eye doctor's blind ambition.
Sep 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Cry In The Dark, A (1988)
Dingos feast on babies.
Sep 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Deer Hunter, The (1978)
Spilled wine portends doom.
Oct 6, 2003
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Delicatessen (1991)
Soylent Green- deli-style.
Sep 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Dog Day Afternoon (1975)
Pacino's first screaming role.
Sep 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Eating Raoul (1982)
'Soylent Green' for carnivores.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Entre Nous (1983)
Wives prefer each other.
Nov 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)
Jones, Sydow sell out.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Falling Down (1993)
Mr. Zeta-Jones is pissed!
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Fame (1980)
Hot bodies: leaping, plummeting.
Aug 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Fatal Attraction (1987)
Philandering husband as 'victim'.
Sep 22, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Field Of Dreams (1989)
Corny sportsophilic film.
Oct 31, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Fountainhead, The (1949)
Rand's architect destroys creation.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
French Lieutenant's Woman, The (1981)
Streep plays parallel roles.
Sep 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)
'Machine' desperate, commits burglary.
Sep 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Goodbye Girl, The (1977)
Mason jars Dreyfuss's demeanor.
Aug 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
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