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Reviews by 'Spontaneous Human Combustion'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
249
reviews published to date.
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You've Got Mail (1998)
Pussilanimous Tom, predictable Meg.
Aug 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Yentl (1983)
Bab's ode to Judaism.
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Wild Strawberries (1957)
Doctor dreams of death.
Mar 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Soft-core animal cartoon porn.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
While You Were Sleeping (1995)
Either brother will do!
Nov 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
What About Bob? (1991)
Therapeutic boundaries violated... repeatedly!
Oct 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
What About Bob? (1991)
Shrink, patient: no difference.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
We Were Soldiers (2002)
'We Were Political Fodder'.
Nov 2, 2003
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Walking Tall (1973)
Southern macho splat-fest.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Waiting To Exhale (1995)
Sisters seeking reliable booty.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Waiting For Godot (2001)
Beckett's ode to futility.
Oct 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Virgin Spring, The (1960)
Rapists, victim's parents bond.
Dec 1, 2003
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Ulee's Gold (1997)
Ulee protects his hive.
Aug 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Trip To Bountiful, The (1985)
Page honors homing instinct.
Sep 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Trainspotting (1996)
Toilet diving for drugs.
Aug 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Towering Inferno, The (1974)
O.J. = hero... imagine that.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
Top Gun (1986)
Jets, careers, manhood risked.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
To Kill A Mockingbird (1962)
Duvall mute, still shines.
Aug 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Titanic (1997)
Heaving bosoms, sinking ship.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Tin Drum, The (1979)
Psychological trauma stunts growth.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Three Lives Of Thomasina, The (1963)
Frolicking feline = childhood happiness.
Sep 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Three Colours: Red (1994)
Judge likes to watch.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Three Colours: Blue (1993)
Dead husband's lover discovered.
Oct 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Terms Of Endearment (1983)
Mother-daughter hankie fodder.
Aug 21, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Tender Mercies (1983)
Sweetheart revives has-been's passions.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Teaching Mrs. Tingle (1999)
Students become teacher's torturers.
Oct 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Taxi Driver (1976)
Cybill nixes porn date.
Aug 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Taxi Driver (1976)
Foster = pedophile's wet dream.
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Sylvia (2003)
Suicidal poet waxes narcissistic.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Sybil (1976)
Multiple personalities Sally forth.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Swept Away (2002)
Guy directs bitchy wife.
Oct 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Summer Of '42 (1971)
Older babe... sizzling summer.
Oct 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Stop Making Sense (1984)
This ain't no disco....
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Steppenwolf (1974)
Hesse's flirtation with psychosis.
Nov 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Star Is Born, A (1976)
Babs wails, wallows, overacts.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Stand By Me (1986)
Fat kid evades train.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Soylent Green (1973)
Recycling before 'twas trendy.
Aug 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Sophie's Choice (1982)
Save one, lose one.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Smilla's Feeling For Snow (1997)
Ormond bitch slaps step-mother.
Oct 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Sling Blade (1996)
Compassionate simpleton buries brother.
Aug 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Sling Blade (1996)
Dastardly Duvall denies son.
Aug 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Sleeping With The Enemy (1991)
Charming domestic violence tale.
Aug 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Sin City (2005)
Rourke's newest facelift.
Oct 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Hillbilly girl catches killer.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
FBI recruits trailer trash.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Signs (2002)
Crap circles.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(19)
Shining Through (1992)
Melanie unbelievable as Jewess.
Dec 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Shining Through (1992)
Holocaust as romantic setting.
Dec 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
She's The One (1996)
Aniston still playing Rachel!
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Shanghai Surprise (1986)
'Shanghai' sucks... no surprise.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Shallow Hal (2001)
Paltrow overlooks Black's ugliness.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Sex, Lies, And Videotape (1989)
Apathetic Andie, lascivious Laura.
Sep 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Seventh Seal, The (1957)
After all, Death rules.
Aug 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Seven Years In Tibet (1997)
Himalayan blonde ambition.
Aug 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Serpent's Egg, The (1977)
Human degradation in Berlin.
Oct 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Schindler's List (1993)
Nasty Nazi personality makeover.
Sep 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Schindler's List (1993)
Personality transformation: 3 hours!
Nov 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Scent Of A Woman (1992)
'Hoowah!' gains acceptability.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Satyricon (1969)
Dwarves, decapitation, and hermaphrodites.
Dec 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Same Time, Next Year (1978)
Adultery as sentimental innocence.
Nov 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Runaway Bride (1999)
Formulaic ambivalent bride tale.
Aug 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Rope (1948)
Rigor mortis stiffs diners.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Rocky (1976)
Talia loyal to meathead..
Aug 31, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
River's Edge (1986)
Crispin inspires amoral peers.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Where's the reservoir, dogs?
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Red Rock West (1993)
Drifter trapped by tumbleweeds.
Dec 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Rebecca (1940)
Idealized corpse mars marriage.
Aug 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Rain Man (1988)
Savant loves Judge Wopner.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Querelle (1982)
Sailor kills, gets fucked.
Oct 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Pumping Iron (1977)
Growing muscles, shrinking brains.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Psycho (1960)
Unresolved Oedipal conflicts = murder.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Postman Always Rings Twice, The (1981)
Jessica jumps for Jack.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Postcards From The Edge (1990)
Meryl as Carrie Fisher?
Sep 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Porn Star: The Legend Of Ron Jeremy (2001)
Massive member seeks respectability.
Dec 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Poltergeist (1982)
TV ruins 'family time'.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Pollock (2000)
Controlled but chaotic splatfest.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Pixote, The Law Of The Weakest (1981)
Brazil: child prostitution... death.
Aug 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Philadelphia (1993)
Hanks yanks tears... dies.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Personal Best (1982)
Mariel Hemingway's sexual awakening.
Sep 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Pelle The Conqueror (1987)
Old and young conquer.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Passion Of Anna, The (1969)
Liv lives, loves, cries.
Aug 26, 2003
Unscored
Vote
Paris, Texas (1984)
Stanton opens Nastassja's heart.
Aug 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Paper Moon (1973)
Ryan, Tatum perpetrate Kahn.
Sep 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Others, The (2001)
Nicole pale as ghost.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Old Yeller (1957)
Hydrophobia precipitates canine euthanasia.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
'Dr. Ross' = lipsynching hick.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Nine 1/2 Weeks (1986)
Repulsive Rourke... sexual powerhouse???
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Night Of The Hunter (1955)
Mother dead in lake.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Net, The (1995)
Bullock = nerd? Yeah, right.
Aug 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Nell (1994)
Feral Foster fights ferociously.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Nell (1994)
Swamp dweller entices doctor.
Dec 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Mystic River (2003)
Pedophilia poisons Boston buddies.
Sep 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Mystic Pizza (1988)
Cheesy view of women.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
My Dinner With Andre (1981)
Conversation satisfies hungry soul.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
My Beautiful Laundrette (1985)
Day-Lewis's punk anti-hero.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Monsignor (1982)
Reeves's acting requires penance.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Mommie Dearest (1981)
Wire hangers incite rage.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Mission, The (1986)
'White man's burden' tanks.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil (1997)
Spacey's accent too affected.
Nov 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Michael (1996)
Bloated Travolta waxes philosophic.
Aug 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
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