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Reviews by 'Spontaneous Human Combustion'
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with a total of
249
reviews published to date.
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Serpent's Egg, The (1977)
Human degradation in Berlin.
Oct 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Sin City (2005)
Rourke's newest facelift.
Oct 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Querelle (1982)
Sailor kills, gets fucked.
Oct 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
Zellweger with normal body.
Aug 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Seventh Seal, The (1957)
After all, Death rules.
Aug 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
L.A. Confidential (1997)
Bud crowes about abuse.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Beloved (1998)
Glover as visiting lover.
Aug 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Wild Strawberries (1957)
Doctor dreams of death.
Mar 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Porn Star: The Legend Of Ron Jeremy (2001)
Massive member seeks respectability.
Dec 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Mystic River (2003)
Pedophilia poisons Boston buddies.
Sep 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
American Splendor (2003)
Beats cancer... still miserable.
Sep 14, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
American Splendor (2003)
Joyce astutely labels Letterman.
Sep 14, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Identity (2003)
Adults = fools, Timmy rules!
Sep 14, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Cold Creek Manor (2003)
Seductive Stone, clueless Quaid .
Sep 2, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Sheen drunk, not acting.
Dec 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Nell (1994)
Swamp dweller entices doctor.
Dec 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Red Rock West (1993)
Drifter trapped by tumbleweeds.
Dec 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Shanghai Surprise (1986)
'Shanghai' sucks... no surprise.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
It's A Wonderful Life (1946)
Zuzu speaks otherworldly wisdom.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Legends Of The Fall (1994)
Ormond seeks brotherly love.
Dec 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Others, The (2001)
Nicole pale as ghost.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
She's The One (1996)
Aniston still playing Rachel!
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
8 Mile (2002)
Whitey is wannabe black.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
As Good As It Gets (1997)
Kinnear becomes gaydom's heart-throb.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
How The Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966)
Mutt + twig antlers = 'reindeer'.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
How The Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966)
Cindy retains Christmas spirit.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Handmaid's Tale, The (1990)
Duvall as sperm donor.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
America's Sweethearts (2001)
Tinseltown celebrates pervasive narcissism.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
Shallow Hal (2001)
Paltrow overlooks Black's ugliness.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Blade II (2002)
Sanguinous scenes of slaughter.
Dec 10, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Satyricon (1969)
Dwarves, decapitation, and hermaphrodites.
Dec 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Incredible Mr. Limpet, The (1964)
Barney Fife is fishy.
Dec 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Little Buddha (1993)
Bridget's son is Buddha?
Dec 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Nell (1994)
Feral Foster fights ferociously.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Long Hot Summer, The (1958)
Farmers swelter, barn burns.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Rain Man (1988)
Savant loves Judge Wopner.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Bonnie And Clyde (1967)
Gangsters shot in slo-mo..
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Boys Don't Cry (1999)
Gender bending sad ending.
Dec 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Shining Through (1992)
Holocaust as romantic setting.
Dec 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Shining Through (1992)
Melanie unbelievable as Jewess.
Dec 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Sophie's Choice (1982)
Save one, lose one.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Hillbilly girl catches killer.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
FBI recruits trailer trash.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Biggie And Tupac (2002)
Dead rappers still annoying.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Gothika (2003)
Halle looks like hell.
Dec 5, 2003
Unscored
Vote
Hook (1991)
Tinker is no belle.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Cop Land (1997)
Bloated Sly, Liotta corruption.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Three Colours: Red (1994)
Judge likes to watch.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Jade (1995)
Caruso is no jewel.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Little Girl Who Lives Down The Lane, The (1976)
Pedophile fosters Foster's fear.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Desperate Hours, The (1955)
Bogie invades suburban calm.
Dec 2, 2003
Unscored
Vote
Waiting To Exhale (1995)
Sisters seeking reliable booty.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Sybil (1976)
Multiple personalities Sally forth.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Virgin Spring, The (1960)
Rapists, victim's parents bond.
Dec 1, 2003
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Scent Of A Woman (1992)
'Hoowah!' gains acceptability.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Signs (2002)
Crap circles.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(19)
'Night, Mother (1986)
Suicidal daughter achieves goal.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Tender Mercies (1983)
Sweetheart revives has-been's passions.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Sylvia (2003)
Suicidal poet waxes narcissistic.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Life Is Beautiful (1997)
Holocaust dampens family fun.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Titanic (1997)
Heaving bosoms, sinking ship.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
What About Bob? (1991)
Shrink, patient: no difference.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
About A Boy (2002)
Hugh still called 'boy'?
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Duets (2000)
Daddy's gift, Gwyneth's mistake.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Eating Raoul (1982)
'Soylent Green' for carnivores.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
5,000 Fingers Of Dr. T., The (1953)
Charismatic, maniacal piano instructor.
Nov 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Dangerous Minds (1995)
Pfeiffer is a pfake.
Nov 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Steppenwolf (1974)
Hesse's flirtation with psychosis.
Nov 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Jakob The Liar (1999)
Holocaust: The Sitcom.
Nov 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Heston's early Alzheimer's revealed.
Nov 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
City Of Lost Children, The (1995)
Nightmarish, garish, child fetish.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Gladiator (2000)
Commodus seeks sisterly incest.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Good Will Hunting (1997)
Minnie is no ninnie.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Great Gatsby, The (1974)
Fitzgerald fable falls flat.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Guess Who's Coming To Dinner (1967)
Early 'Jungle Fever' precursor.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Lair Of The White Worm, The (1988)
Phallic imagery abounds.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Pumping Iron (1977)
Growing muscles, shrinking brains.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Stand By Me (1986)
Fat kid evades train.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Maid In Manhattan (2002)
Fiennes as J-Lo's love?????
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Star Is Born, A (1976)
Babs wails, wallows, overacts.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Entre Nous (1983)
Wives prefer each other.
Nov 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Basic Instinct (1992)
Overrated Stone's 'breakout' performance.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Mystic Pizza (1988)
Cheesy view of women.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Philadelphia (1993)
Hanks yanks tears... dies.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Where's the reservoir, dogs?
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Hand That Rocks The Cradle, The (1992)
Evil nanny ruins inhalers.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Hand That Rocks The Cradle, The (1992)
Nanny breast-feeds another's baby.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Graduate, The (1967)
Ben fears woman's lust.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
In The Line Of Fire (1993)
JFK lost, self-esteem redeemed.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
It Runs In The Family (2003)
Kirk's post-stroke pity role.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Grapes Of Wrath, The (1940)
Few grapes, much wrath.
Nov 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Little Man Tate (1991)
Jodie's mediocre directorial debut.
Nov 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Same Time, Next Year (1978)
Adultery as sentimental innocence.
Nov 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Schindler's List (1993)
Personality transformation: 3 hours!
Nov 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Crossing Delancey (1988)
Mate-seeking JAP crap.
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Atlantic City (1980)
Lemons overcome stench.
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Good fuck converts lesbian?
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Taxi Driver (1976)
Foster = pedophile's wet dream.
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
We Were Soldiers (2002)
'We Were Political Fodder'.
Nov 2, 2003
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Yentl (1983)
Bab's ode to Judaism.
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
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