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Reviews by 'dlanod'
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with a total of
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AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)
Alien 5, Predator 3.
Oct 27, 2004
Unscored
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(20)
Monsters, Inc. (2001)
Boo scares monsters.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(20)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Gollum is fall-guy.
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(17)
Mambo Italiano (2003)
The Fairy Godfather.
Mar 11, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(17)
Nineteen Eighty-Four (1984)
Doubleplusungood.
Dec 24, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(17)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Guinness loses head.
Aug 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(17)
Laputa: Castle In The Sky (1986)
Lucita, sky, diamonds.
Jul 27, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(16)
Princess Bride, The (1987)
Disliking movie 'inconceivable'.
Sep 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(15)
Jurassic Park (1993)
Another Attenborough nature flick.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(14)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Yoda: Muppet on crack.
Aug 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(14)
Troy (2004)
Pitt hits Homer.
Apr 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
Wild Wild West (1999)
Wild Wild Mess.
Jun 24, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(13)
Bridge On The River Kwai, The (1957)
Guinness blows Burmese erection.
Sep 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(12)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Nemo's 20,000 leagues away.
Aug 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(12)
Jackass: The Movie (2002)
Morons live, Darwin spins.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 0/5
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(12)
Van Helsing (2004)
Jackman vs Monsters Inc.
May 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(12)
Love Actually (2003)
One Wedding, No Funerals.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(11)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Neo-Christ Antivirus 2003.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(11)
My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)
For retsina or pourer.
Mar 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(11)
Secretary (2002)
Boss comes onto secretary.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(11)
Shrek 2 (2004)
Fairy godmother acting godfather.
Jul 3, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(11)
Crying Game, The (1992)
IRA surprised under covers.
Sep 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(10)
Gods Must Be Crazy, The (1980)
Bushmen addicted to Coke.
Sep 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(10)
Hollow Man (2000)
Bacon checks Shue's fit.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(10)
Matrix, The (1999)
Dude, I know kung-fu.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(10)
Tombstone (1993)
Doc pulls through O.K.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(10)
Winged Migration (2001)
Chick flick, beautifully done.
Aug 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(10)
Butterfly Effect, The (2004)
Dude, Where's My Past?
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(9)
Goldfinger (1964)
Woman becomes Oscar statuette.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(9)
Highlander III: The Sorcerer (1994)
Kane not able.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(9)
Logan's Run (1976)
Run, Logan, run!
Aug 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Rocky Horror Picture Show, The (1975)
Curry serves Meatloaf dinner.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(9)
AntiTrust (2001)
Robbins loses NURV.
Jan 28, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(8)
Crocodile Dundee In Los Angeles (2001)
Hogan's croc of shit.
Oct 19, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(8)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Bush in Moore controversy.
Jul 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Apocalypse, now gift wrapped.
Aug 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(8)
Something's Gotta Give (2003)
Dude, I know medicine.
Mar 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(8)
21 Grams (2003)
Movie weighs soulful questions.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(7)
Air Force One (1997)
President flies Solo.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Crow, The (1994)
Gothic waste of mime.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Face/Off (1997)
Travolta gambles, loses face.
Sep 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Fight Club (1999)
I am Jack's schitzophrenia.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Great Escape, The (1963)
Escapism at it's best.
Sep 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Guarding Tess (1994)
'Guarding Miss Daisy'.
Oct 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Life And Death Of Peter Sellers, The (2004)
Here today, Goon tomorrow.
Sep 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Love In A Cornfield (1898)
'Corny' love story.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Proof (1991)
Weaving's seeing-eye Crowe.
Sep 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Ravenous (1999)
Scot preys before eating.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Robin Hood (1973)
Marion's one foxy maid.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Sabrina (1995)
Sabrina models tea, Ford.
Sep 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Bible contains Robbins's savior.
Oct 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(7)
The Magic Pudding (2000)
Thieves get just dessert.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Alien� (1992)
Ripley, alienated single mother.
May 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Batman (1989)
The Joker's on Batman.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
Bridget's Firth-t wish Granted.
Nov 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Chicken Park (1994)
'Jurassic Farce'.
Feb 11, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(6)
Godfather: Part III, The (1990)
Italian family pasta prime.
Jan 5, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(6)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Dobby not quite Jar-jarring.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(6)
In The Line Of Fire (1993)
Malkovich has Presidential aims.
May 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Smith is common enemy.
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(6)
Mummy, The (1999)
Fraser enters pyramid scheme.
Mar 11, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(6)
Neverending Story II: The Next Chapter, The (1990)
Neverending Story should've.
Mar 11, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(6)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Watch for Walken's suppository.
Oct 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Rear Window (1998)
Lame remake, Hitchcock be-Reeve-d.
Mar 2, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(6)
Sabrina The Teenage Witch (1996)
Girl has magical puberty.
Apr 11, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(6)
Secretary (2002)
Boss hires sex-retary.
Nov 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Shaun sees dead people.
Oct 21, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(6)
Sister Act (1992)
Nuns make Whoopi.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Spider-Man (2002)
Warning: movie causes arachnoephebiphobia.
Sep 30, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(6)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
First of Star Bores.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
And Then There Were None (1945)
Death, cause U.N. Own.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Chicken Run (2000)
Chicks help cock up.
Sep 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Deep Impact (1998)
Impact is terra frying.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(5)
Doctor Dolittle (1967)
Harrison chats up birds.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead (1991)
Married With Lethal Children.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(5)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Bowling for Bush.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Ferris wheels around town.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Fierce Creatures (1997)
Zoo has excess Python
Sep 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Ghost (1990)
Swayze dying for Moore.
Jun 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Highlander (1986)
McLeod keeps his head.
Dec 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
John Wayne The Duke Lives On: A Tribute (1980)
Wayne first made Marion.
Jul 11, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Legend Of Bagger Vance, The (2000)
White man can't golf.
Dec 14, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(5)
Logan's Run (1976)
30th birthday? Send flowers.
Aug 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Matrix, The (1999)
One won round one.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Once Upon A Time In Mexico (2003)
Depp blind for Eva.
Mar 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Open Range (2003)
Dances With Hooves.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Gibson tackles thorny issue.
Mar 24, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(5)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Sparrow Rushed, Swann Bloomed.
Sep 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Secret Window (2004)
Author off Depp end.
Apr 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Hills alive with Nazis.
Sep 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(5)
Troy (2004)
Legolas of Troy.
May 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Troy (2004)
Petersen sacks the Iliad.
May 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(5)
X-Men (2000)
Gandalf vs Captain Picard.
Aug 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Aladdin (1992)
Williams proves comedy genie-ous.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Fawn. Monster. Foot. Splat.
Oct 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Dead Poets Society (1989)
Students stanza on merits.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
George W. Bin Laden?
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Finding Forrester (2000)
Da Hood's 'Will Hunting'.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Ghost World (2001)
Inanimate Daria moves on.
Sep 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
Brother betrays, Michael repays.
Jan 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
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