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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
HAL's bugs bug Dave.
Sep 4, 2003
Scored 6/5
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Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Sikh with soccer fever.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 6/5
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Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Indian curries coach's favours.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Blade Runner (1982)
Robotic unicorns for Harrison?
Aug 2, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Blade Runner (1982)
Chinatown drives Ford Batty.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Brassed Off (1996)
Ewan blows.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Butterfly Effect, The (2004)
Dude, Where's My Past?
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(9)
Dirty Dozen, The (1967)
Convicts cleanse Nazis, selves.
Sep 30, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
Sellers's trio loves bomb.
Sep 10, 2003
Scored 6/5
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Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
Three cheers for Sellers.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 6/5
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Eddie Murphy Delirious (1983)
Hyperactive Eddie delirious, hilarious.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 6/5
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Escaflowne (2000)
Van takes Hitomi home.
Feb 26, 2004
Scored 6/5
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Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Targetted amnesia returns romance.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 6/5
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Grave Of The Fireflies (1988)
Japan during Takahata's depression.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Bride unveiled and prevails.
Feb 14, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Bride rides again.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Laputa: Castle In The Sky (1986)
Duo, army hunt Laputa.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 6/5
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Laputa: Castle In The Sky (1986)
Lucita, sky, diamonds.
Jul 27, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(16)
Laputa: Castle In The Sky (1986)
The Green Iron Giant.
Aug 21, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Looking For Alibrandi (2000)
LaPaglia's the Greta good.
Oct 28, 2003
Scored 6/5
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Lord Of The Flies (1963)
Army brats follow Stalin.
Oct 5, 2003
Scored 6/5
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Love Hina Christmas Special: Silent Eve (2000)
Keitaro sees red.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 6/5
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Love Hina Christmas Special: Silent Eve (2000)
Naru trains for gift.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Murder By Death (1976)
Famous five's findings faulty.
Oct 26, 2003
Scored 6/5
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Ninth Gate, The (1999)
Devil laid, played Depp.
Oct 7, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(3)
Ninth Gate, The (1999)
Depp goes through Hell.
Oct 8, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(3)
Quiet American, The (2002)
Caine quietly canes American.
Oct 3, 2003
Scored 6/5
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Quiet American, The (2002)
Caine proves able.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(4)
Seventh Seal, The (1957)
Death takes knight, checkmates.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(3)
Shrek 2 (2004)
Fairy godmother acting godfather.
Jul 3, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(11)
Super Size Me (2004)
Morgan indulges in McVomit.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Super Size Me (2004)
Less Macca's? Fat chance.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 6/5
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Those Magnificent Men In Their Flying Machines, Or How I Flew From London To Paris In 25 Hours 11 Minutes (1965)
Racers lose to gravity.
Oct 3, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
To Kill A Mockingbird (1962)
Lawyer Pecks at racism.
Oct 1, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Under The Tuscan Sun (2003)
Italians wander via Lane.
Feb 19, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(1)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
Amigos stage Mexican fightback.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Stiles happy in Verona.
Sep 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Stiles's 'wits' dazzle teacher.
Oct 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Stiles evens Ledger.
Aug 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
12 Angry Men (1997)
Lemmon makes jurors bitter.
Oct 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
25th Hour (2002)
Norton repents too late.
Aug 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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25th Hour (2002)
Ed-itorial comments on NY.
Sep 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Abyss, The (1989)
Sub sinks, alien flies.
Sep 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Adventures Of Milo And Otis, The (1986)
Lost pets find love.
Oct 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Aladdin (1992)
Williams proves comedy genie-ous.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Alice In Wonderland (1951)
Little girl rabbits on.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Aliens (1986)
Mother(ship) comes to dinner.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Aliens (1986)
Mother bugs Ripley.
May 1, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Analyse This (1999)
DeNiro's mob psyche Crystalised.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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And Then There Were None (1945)
Death, cause U.N. Own.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Animal Farm (1954)
Bourgeois swine overthrow dictator.
Sep 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Ask Me If I'm Happy (2000)
Italian machinations stage play.
Jan 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Babe (1995)
Talented ham steals show.
Sep 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Fawn. Monster. Foot. Splat.
Oct 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Bamboozled (2000)
Satirical show Damon's downfall.
Sep 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Bank, The (2001)
Banker's fractal vision fractures.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Battle Royale (2000)
'Highlander' for school kids.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Battle Royale II (2003)
Nanahara is real terror(ist).
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Bedknobs And Broomsticks (1971)
Under the sea, bed.
Feb 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Best In Show (2000)
Owners resemble showy dogs.
Sep 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Beverly Hills Cop II (1987)
Alphabet burglaries stopped, period.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Birdcage, The (1996)
Crossdressing comedy claims conservatives.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Birdcage, The (1996)
Robin in gilded cage.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Reveals Moore's Awful Truth.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Bridge On The River Kwai, The (1957)
Guinness blows Burmese erection.
Sep 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(12)
Buffalo Soldiers (2001)
Elwood gets smack-ed wrist.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Candyman (1992)
Mirror calls sweet killer.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Casablanca (1942)
Sam keeps on playing.
Sep 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Castle, The (1997)
Castle to court, checkmate.
Oct 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Charlotte's Web (1973)
Spider weaves spellbinding story.
Sep 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Affleck, lesbian, diatribe, straight.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Ben's 'Dick in Dyke'.
Jul 31, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Chisum (1970)
Duke fired over cows.
Oct 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Clerks. (1994)
Retail therapy taken literally.
Feb 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Kubrick has fruity timing.
Sep 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Confidence (2003)
Twists betray everyone's confidence.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Cool Runnings (1993)
Jamaicans race into hearts.
Sep 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Crow, The (1994)
Mime voices vengeance.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Crow, The (1994)
Gothic waste of mime.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Cruel Intentions (1999)
Crackwhore kills young Juan.
Sep 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Dating The Enemy (1996)
Claudia's heart swapped, Pearced.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982)
Rigby plaid by fool.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Dead Poets Society (1989)
Students stanza on merits.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Death On The Nile (1978)
Poirot maintains Egyptian connection.
Sep 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Divorcing Jack (1998)
Whispered Dvorak means Jack.
Feb 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Dot And The Kangaroo (1977)
Adolescent's archetypal Antipodean animation.
Oct 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Dune (1984)
Sting in Lynched tale.
Sep 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Endless Summer, The (1966)
60s summer, surf's up.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Evolution (2001)
Alien merely advanced headlice.
Sep 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Fight Club (1999)
Voices in head fight.
Aug 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Fight Club (1999)
Voices in Ed Pitt's.
Oct 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Fight Club (1999)
I am Jack's schitzophrenia.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Nemo's 20,000 leagues away.
Aug 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(12)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Bruce sharks almost Pythonic.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Firm, The (1993)
Tom cruises from corruption.
Sep 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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First Wives Club, The (1996)
Revenge best served old.
Sep 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Footrot Flats: The Dog's Tale (1986)
Comic-al shaggy dog tale.
Mar 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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For The Birds (2000)
Oddity lands, feathers fly.
Mar 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Full Monty, The (1997)
Tackle out, audience in.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Gallipoli (1981)
Friends run to death.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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