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Reviews by 'dlanod'
Current status of
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with a total of
1141
reviews published to date.
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Dark Knight, The (2008)
Dark Knight all stars.
Jul 24, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Love Me If You Dare (2003)
Daring cements love.
Dec 14, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Free Willy 2: The Adventure Home (1995)
Willy, go home already.
Dec 14, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Hard Word, The (2002)
Bank-robbing brothers buggered.
Nov 20, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)
Alien 5, Predator 3.
Oct 27, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Ghost In The Shell 2: Innocence (2004)
Blade Runner replicant animated.
Oct 22, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Ghost In The Shell 2: Innocence (2004)
Major missing person.
Oct 22, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Witches, The (1990)
Be-witching, Dahl-ing.
Oct 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Shaun sees dead people.
Oct 21, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(6)
Life And Death Of Peter Sellers, The (2004)
Here today, Goon tomorrow.
Sep 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988)
Hookers get buzz(saw) cut.
Aug 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Logan's Run (1976)
Run, Logan, run!
Aug 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Logan's Run (1976)
30th birthday? Send flowers.
Aug 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Operation Dumbo Drop (1995)
Americans provide elephantine trade-in.
Aug 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Van Helsing: The London Assignment (2004)
Jackman's acting sketchy.
Aug 21, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Laputa: Castle In The Sky (1986)
The Green Iron Giant.
Aug 21, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Adventures Of Don Juan (1948)
The Power Of Juan.
Aug 20, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Control Room (2004)
Rumsfeld's ironic Aljazeera commentary.
Aug 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
And The Band Played On (1993)
AIDS-aid.
Aug 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Phantom Of The Opera, The (1925)
Hero at half mask.
Aug 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Stiles evens Ledger.
Aug 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Coyote Ugly (2000)
Waitresses get bar-red.
Aug 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Bungee Jumping Of Their Own (2001)
Bus stops fledgling romance.
Aug 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Free Willy 3: The Rescue (1997)
Whaler Wesley causing wailing.
Aug 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Van Helsing: The London Assignment (2004)
Helsing gets more animated.
Aug 11, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Wog Boy, The (2000)
Scam's all Greek.
Aug 1, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Ben's 'Dick in Dyke'.
Jul 31, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Ninja Scroll (1993)
Surviving ninja Jubei-lant.
Jul 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Laputa: Castle In The Sky (1986)
Lucita, sky, diamonds.
Jul 27, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(16)
Princess Mononoke (1997)
Ashitaka mediates green peace.
Jul 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Princess Mononoke (1997)
Deer God, it's headless.
Jul 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Annie Hall (1977)
Annie needs a Woody.
Jul 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Gayab (2004)
The Invisible Indian Man.
Jul 20, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Bush in Moore controversy.
Jul 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
King Arthur (2004)
Knightley. Good Sarmatians. Roman.
Jul 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
King Arthur (2004)
Guinevere Boadicea-ous.
Jul 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Full Metal Jacket (1987)
War correspondant real Joker.
Jul 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
John Wayne The Duke Lives On: A Tribute (1980)
Wayne first made Marion.
Jul 11, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Anastasia (1997)
Princess Russian to Paris.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Anastasia (1997)
Rasputin's sidekick slightly batty.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Champions Of The World (1995)
Queen, Kings of rock.
Jul 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
I Was A Zombie For The F.B.I. (1982)
Undead spooks.
Jul 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Shining, The (1980)
Kubrick axes hard questions.
Jul 7, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Animatrix, The (2003)
Cartoons outact Keanu.
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
George W. Bin Laden?
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Bowling for Bush.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Control Room (2004)
Good Morning Iraq.
Jul 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Garfield: The Movie (2004)
Murray acts catty.
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Shrek 2 (2004)
Fairy godmother acting godfather.
Jul 3, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(11)
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
Time turns for Harry.
Jul 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
Hermoine's hit a hit.
Jul 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
Harry's back with Black.
Jul 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Porco Rosso (1992)
Babe of the air.
Jun 30, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Ghost (1990)
Swayze dying for Moore.
Jun 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Love Hina Christmas Special: Silent Eve (2000)
Naru trains for gift.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Rur�ni Kenshin: Ishin Shishi E No Requiem (1997)
Samurai slain, sister saved.
Jun 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Rur�ni Kenshin: Seis� Hen (2001)
Kenshin keeps killing.
Jun 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Love Hina Christmas Special: Silent Eve (2000)
Keitaro sees red.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
Sgt. Bilko (1996)
Martin's sergeant tanks.
Jun 27, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Ocean's Twelve (2004)
Clooney options dirty dozen.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Super Size Me (2004)
Morgan indulges in McVomit.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(2)
Super Size Me (2004)
Less Macca's? Fat chance.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
My Stepmother Is An Alien (1988)
Replacement mother alien concept.
Jun 24, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Wild Wild West (1999)
Wild Wild Mess.
Jun 24, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(13)
Is It College Yet? (2002)
Daria's snubs Bromwell snobs.
Jun 24, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Is It College Yet? (2002)
Jane's college to collage.
Jun 24, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Is It Fall Yet? (2000)
Daria camps it up.
Jun 24, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
Is It Fall Yet? (2000)
Daria counsels, consoles, cancels.
Jun 24, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Carrey On Skiing.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Zoolander (2001)
Stiller the one (model).
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Sweet November (2001)
Dude gets month free.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(4)
M�dchen, M�dchen (2001)
Volleyball playing truly orgasmic.
Jun 9, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
Indecent Proposal (1993)
Redford needs Moore.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Wild Hearts Can't Be Broken (1991)
Saddle girl can't see.
May 30, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Net, The (1995)
Someone changes Bullock's password.
May 27, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Troy (2004)
Legolas of Troy.
May 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Troy (2004)
Petersen sacks the Iliad.
May 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Fistful Of Dollars, A (1964)
Eastwood plays familial fatale.
May 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
My Mother Frank (2000)
Parenting lessons, teenage heart-Byrne.
May 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Big Daddy (1999)
Billy Madison becomes father.
May 23, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
From Hell (2001)
Holm's Jack the Rip-off.
May 23, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Phar Lap (1983)
Horse has huge heart.
May 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Mask Of Zorro, The (1998)
Zorro signs on Zeta.
May 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Missing, The (2003)
Brujo causes brouhaha.
May 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
In The Line Of Fire (1993)
Malkovich has Presidential aims.
May 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Cloned Ripley, cloned movie.
May 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Alien� (1992)
Ripley, alienated single mother.
May 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Alien� (1992)
The Extraterrestrial Redemption.
May 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Prince Caspian And The Voyage Of The Dawn Treader (1989)
Narnian kids set sail.
May 14, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Van Helsing (2004)
Jackman vs Monsters Inc.
May 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(12)
Aliens (1986)
Mother bugs Ripley.
May 1, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Predator (1987)
Alien faces political muscle.
Apr 30, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Targetted amnesia returns romance.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
Starsky & Hutch (2004)
Ferrell dragonises 70s cops.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Taking Lives (2004)
Jolie chases Hawke-ish murderer.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Bill Murray: 'Seen it'.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Bride rides again.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Missing, The (2003)
Tommy Lee's hawk lands.
Apr 24, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Risk (2000)
Karvan's Long Brown scheme.
Apr 24, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Harriet The Spy (1996)
Spy's notebook spooks friends.
Apr 22, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
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