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Reviews by 'Seigiryu'
Current status of
Movie star
with a total of
667
reviews published to date.
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10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Ledger tames the shrew.
Jun 15, 2006
Scored 3/5
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15 Minutes (2001)
Godfather killed on television.
Aug 8, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
16 Blocks (2006)
McClane escorts targeted suspect.
Mar 6, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
1941 (1979)
Spielberg torpedoes submarine comedy.
May 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)
Walker drives with Tyrese.
Jun 20, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Lost in Kubrick's space.
Feb 3, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
21 Grams (2003)
Benicio drinks, Penn bleeds.
May 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Child Robot's Sixth Sense.
May 24, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
A.W.O.L.: Absent Without Leave (1990)
Legionnaire's New York Bloodsport.
Jun 8, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
About A Boy (2002)
Hugh performs on stage.
Jun 23, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Above The Law (1988)
CIA Cop does Aikido.
May 12, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Absolute Power (1997)
Crooked executive, saintly thief.
Dec 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Assholes closer than appear.
Mar 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)
Riddler in African Batcave.
May 24, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Adaptation. (2002)
Writers on the run.
Jul 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
After The Sunset (2004)
Woody chases 007.
Jun 14, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Agent Cody Banks (2003)
Malcolm spies in Middle.
Jun 27, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London (2004)
Cody on Bond's turf.
Jun 27, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
Air Force One (1997)
President Indiana Jack Ryan.
Dec 20, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Alien (1979)
Nostromo responds to SOS.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Ripley cloned as alien.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Alien� (1992)
Ripley returns: Sans hair.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Aliens (1986)
Bishop fights eggs, aliens.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Along Came A Spider (2001)
Freeman Crosses Ms. Potter.
Jul 4, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Along Came Polly (2004)
Stiller has pillow fetish.
Jun 15, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
Amblin' (1968)
Couple hitchikes to Beach.
Jun 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
America's Sweethearts (2001)
Cusack really loves Roberts.
Jun 27, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
American Graffiti (1973)
Han Solo drag races.
May 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
American History X (1998)
Gangbanger eats curb sandwhich.
May 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
American Pie (1999)
Biggs make pie love.
May 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
American Pie 2 (2001)
Stifler doubles his pleasure.
May 26, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
American Pie Presents Band Camp (2005)
Pie with another Stifler.
May 24, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Band geek gets hitched.
May 24, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
Analyse That (2002)
Godfather dances in prison.
May 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Analyse This (1999)
Goodfella meets City Slicker.
May 26, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Animal House (1978)
Student does Dean's wife.
Apr 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Cambodian Godfather goes crazy.
Jun 29, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Apollo 13 (1995)
Paxton gets the flu.
May 18, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Apollo 13 (1995)
Forrest Gump in space.
Jun 30, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Arlington Road (1999)
The Dude suspects terrorists.
Jun 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
As You Like It (2006)
Gilderoy Lockhart's Shakespearean magic.
Jul 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Myers goes Dutch.
Feb 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Powers does Vegas, Hurley.
Feb 18, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Mini-Me steals the show.
Mar 25, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Aviator, The (2004)
Howard pees in jars.
Jul 7, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)
Aliens battle in Arctic.
Jun 21, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
Backdraft (1991)
Sibling rivalry on fire.
May 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Bad Boys (1995)
Fresh Prince and Martin.
Dec 20, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Bad Company (2002)
Bruckheimer's truly Bad movie.
Jun 27, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
BASEketball (1998)
Baseball not for baskets.
Jul 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Basic (2003)
Samuel has big knife.
Jun 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Batman And Robin (1997)
Rubber nipples, bad acting.
Dec 20, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
Batman Begins (2005)
Christian ninja fights Scarecrow.
Dec 20, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Batman Forever (1995)
Val Kilmer is two-faced.
Dec 21, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Batman Returns (1992)
Bat loves the cat.
Feb 8, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Bean (1997)
Bean saves Whistler's Mother.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Figment of Crowe's imagination.
May 18, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Behind Enemy Lines (2001)
Owen runs with mines.
Jul 10, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
Being John Malkovich (1999)
Cusack trapped in Malkovich.
Jul 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Ben-Hur (1959)
Holy Chariot Races.
Mar 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Benchwarmers, The (2006)
Napolean Dynamite plays baseball.
Jun 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
ER doc plays soccer.
May 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Bicentennial Man (1999)
Neil adopts Robotic Williams.
Jun 14, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Big Fish (2003)
Finney tells funny tales.
Jun 21, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Big Momma's House 2 (2006)
Martin gets big again.
Jun 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Neo plays with Reaper.
Jun 8, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Neo's time traveling adventure.
May 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Bird On A Wire (1990)
Braveheart gets ass shot.
Jun 27, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Birthday Girl (2001)
Kidman an ordered bride.
Jun 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Black Hawk Down (2001)
Leave no Hartnett behind!
Jul 1, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Boondock Saints, The (1999)
Brothers blow away baddies.
Jun 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Bottle Rocket (1996)
Wilson brothers on run.
Jun 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Bourne Identity, The (1988)
Chamberlain boring Bourne.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Bourne Identity, The (2002)
Amnesiac spy does Kali.
Mar 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Bourne Supremacy, The (2004)
Bourne out for revenge.
Mar 8, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Braveheart (1995)
Gibson's cry for freedom.
May 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Bravo Two Zero (1999)
006 SAS' desert warrior.
Jul 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Suicide by flare gun.
Jun 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Bridge Too Far, A (1977)
Connery's Operation Market-Garden.
May 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
Horny fat British dame.
Dec 20, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason (2004)
Jones a jailbird.
May 25, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
Bug's Life, A (1998)
Flik drops the seed.
Jun 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid (1969)
Outlaws meet frozen end.
Feb 28, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Caddyshack (1980)
Murray eats wet candy.
Jun 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Cars (2006)
Wedding Crasher goes racing.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Casablanca (1942)
Piano, Nazis, and love.
May 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Casino Royale (2006)
Bond earns his Os.
May 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Casino Royale (2006)
Bond eats Layer Cake.
Aug 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Forrest Gump chases Fugitive.
May 18, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Leo Runs Up Tab.
Jun 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Chamber, The (1996)
Hackman takes deadly whiff.
Jul 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Chariots Of Fire (1981)
Brits run for Gold.
Jun 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Chasing Liberty (2004)
Harmon's daughter on run.
Jul 1, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
Chicago (2002)
Zorro's girl sings, dances.
Jul 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Chicken Run (2000)
Mel's Great Poultry Escape.
Jun 27, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Chronicles Of Riddick, The (2004)
Vin Pitches another Black.
Jun 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Cider House Rules, The (1999)
Abortionist guides Spiderman.
Jun 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Cinderella Man (2005)
Crowe boxes the depression.
May 18, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Citizen Ruth (1996)
Dern in abortion battle.
Jun 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Clear And Present Danger (1994)
Clancy's Columbian cocaine caper.
Jun 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
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