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Reviews by 'Seigiryu'

Current status of Movie star with a total of 667 reviews published to date.

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Rash�mon (1950)

Swordsman hero or coward?

Aug 31, 2006
Scored 4/5

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Casino Royale (2006)

Bond eats Layer Cake.

Aug 30, 2006
Unscored

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Little Miss Sunshine (2006)

Little Miss Super Freak.

Aug 30, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

Real Genius (1985)

Iceman is teen genius.

Aug 30, 2006
Unscored

Vote (1)

Indian In The Cupboard, The (1995)

Boy's Indian very little.

Aug 22, 2006
Unscored

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Ghostbusters II (1989)

Statue of Liberty walks.

Aug 22, 2006
Scored 4/5

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Click (2006)

Sandler's gut keeps growing...

Aug 21, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Snakes On A Plane (2006)

Snake bites man's pecker.

Aug 21, 2006
Scored 2/5

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Usual Suspects, The (1995)

Spacey on broken boat.

Aug 21, 2006
Unscored

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Batman (1966)

Batman battles rogues gallery.

Aug 17, 2006
Unscored

Vote (1)

American Splendor (2003)

A comic about cancer.

Aug 17, 2006
Scored 2/5

Vote (1)

Outsiders, The (1983)

Johnny knifes a greaser.

Aug 16, 2006
Scored 4/5

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Revenge Of The Nerds (1984)

Goose, Nerds earn payback.

Aug 15, 2006
Unscored

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World Trade Center (2006)

Policemen trapped under tower.

Aug 13, 2006
Scored 4/5

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Simon Birch (1998)

Small boy saves bus.

Aug 11, 2006
Scored 4/5

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How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

Carrey pulls a scrooge.

Aug 11, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Hamburger Hill (1987)

American attack no picnic.

Aug 11, 2006
Unscored

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Ghostbusters (1984)

Marvel of Marshmellow Menace!

Aug 11, 2006
Scored 4/5

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15 Minutes (2001)

Godfather killed on television.

Aug 8, 2006
Scored 1/5

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Road To Perdition (2002)

Hanks runs from Law.

Aug 7, 2006
Scored 4/5

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Fargo (1996)

Buscemi gets real chipper.

Aug 4, 2006
Scored 4/5

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Ocean's Thirteen (2007)

Ocean's Gang, sans Roberts.

Aug 4, 2006
Unscored

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Clerks II (2006)

Man sucks donkey dick.

Aug 3, 2006
Scored 4/5

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You, Me And Dupree (2006)

Wilson has seven smokes.

Aug 3, 2006
Scored 2/5

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Miami Vice (2006)

Foxx shoots a shotgun.

Aug 3, 2006
Scored 4/5

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In The Cut (2003)

Meg fucks herself.

Jul 31, 2006
Scored 1/5

Vote (1)

Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)

Beastie eats Sparrow snack.

Jul 31, 2006
Scored 5/5

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Bravo Two Zero (1999)

006 SAS' desert warrior.

Jul 28, 2006
Unscored

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Lady In The Water (2006)

'I see nymph people'.

Jul 28, 2006
Scored 2/5

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As You Like It (2006)

Gilderoy Lockhart's Shakespearean magic.

Jul 28, 2006
Unscored

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All The Pretty Horses (2000)

Bourne goes below border.

Jul 28, 2006
Scored 1/5

Vote (1)

Dead Poets Society (1989)

Robbins seizes the day.

Jul 27, 2006
Scored 5/5

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Wedding Planner, The (2001)

McConaughey, JLo make plans.

Jul 27, 2006
Unscored

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Stroker Ace (1983)

Ace up Burt's sleeve.

Jul 23, 2006
Unscored

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Princess Bride, The (1987)

Matching wits with Sicilians.

Jul 20, 2006
Scored 4/5

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House On Haunted Hill (1999)

Phoenix, Barbossa in House.

Jul 19, 2006
Unscored

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U-571 (2000)

Ocean almost crushes McConaughey.

Jul 18, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Pretty In Pink (1986)

Ringwald really ugly duckling.

Jul 17, 2006
Unscored

Vote (2)

Rainmaker, The (1997)

Voight offers no insurance.

Jul 17, 2006
Scored 4/5

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Pelican Brief, The (1993)

Shepard's car goes boom.

Jul 17, 2006
Unscored

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Sirens (1993)

Holy Hugh get some.

Jul 17, 2006
Unscored

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Nine Months (1995)

Hugh kicks dinosaur's ass.

Jul 17, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Pearl Harbor (2001)

Affleck's war movie bombs.

Jul 17, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Traffic (2000)

Cheadle crashes drug deal.

Jul 17, 2006
Scored 4/5

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Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)

Robbins crawls through crap.

Jul 17, 2006
Scored 5/5

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Mask, The (1994)

Carrey called Cuban Pete.

Jul 17, 2006
Scored 2/5

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Heavenly Creatures (1994)

Pre-Rings around Winslet.

Jul 17, 2006
Unscored

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Untouchables, The (1987)

Bringing knives to gunfights.

Jul 17, 2006
Scored 5/5

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Hugo Pool (1997)

Penn has pool expertise.

Jul 17, 2006
Unscored

Vote (1)

The Gong Show Movie (1980)

Penguin gets gonged.

Jul 17, 2006
Unscored

Vote (1)

Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels (1998)

Heist goes to guns.

Jul 17, 2006
Unscored

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Waterboy, The (1998)

Gilmore angry at footballs.

Jul 17, 2006
Scored 1/5

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Sling Blade (1996)

Thornton returns to prison.

Jul 17, 2006
Scored 4/5

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Crow, The (1994)

Real Crow really dead.

Jul 17, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (1)

Devil Wears Prada, The (2006)

Streep is evil publisher.

Jul 16, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Two Weeks Notice (2002)

Bullock bright, Hugh horny.

Jul 15, 2006
Scored 2/5

Vote (1)

Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)

Cheney knockoff becomes President.

Jul 13, 2006
Scored 2/5

Vote (1)

Blow Job (1963)

Getting ahead, Warhol style.

Jul 13, 2006
Unscored

Vote (2)

Green Mile, The (1999)

JC heals Hank's pecker.

Jul 12, 2006
Scored 5/5

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BASEketball (1998)

Baseball not for baskets.

Jul 12, 2006
Unscored

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Rain Man (1988)

Autistic savant cruises America.

Jul 12, 2006
Scored 4/5

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Labyrinth (1986)

Lucas, Henson's magical romp.

Jul 12, 2006
Unscored

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English Patient, The (1996)

Ralph Fiennes, flies, crashes.

Jul 12, 2006
Unscored

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Herbie: Fully Loaded (2005)

Mean girl drives car.

Jul 11, 2006
Unscored

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Chicago (2002)

Zorro's girl sings, dances.

Jul 11, 2006
Scored 5/5

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Swept Away (2002)

Stay on island Madonna!

Jul 11, 2006
Scored 1/5

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Weird Science (1985)

Boys build LeBrocked beauty.

Jul 11, 2006
Unscored

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Some Kind Of Wonderful (1987)

Manly girl loves man.

Jul 11, 2006
Unscored

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Sixteen Candles (1984)

Dork king displays underwear.

Jul 11, 2006
Scored 4/5

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Kelly's Heroes (1970)

Soldiers plunder Hitler's loot.

Jul 11, 2006
Unscored

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Tigerland (2000)

Apocalypse Now - with Farrell.

Jul 11, 2006
Unscored

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Platoon (1986)

Dafoe dies like Christ.

Jul 11, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (2)

Full Metal Jacket (1987)

Marines sing 'Mickey Mouse'.

Jul 11, 2006
Scored 4/5

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Wide Awake (1998)

Joshua on holy search.

Jul 10, 2006
Unscored

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Village, The (2004)

Village people are yellow.

Jul 10, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (1)

Runaway Jury (2003)

Hackman's jury tampering misfires.

Jul 10, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Chamber, The (1996)

Hackman takes deadly whiff.

Jul 10, 2006
Unscored

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Behind Enemy Lines (2001)

Owen runs with mines.

Jul 10, 2006
Scored 2/5

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Praying With Anger (1992)

Shyamalan sees cultural signs.

Jul 10, 2006
Unscored

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Lady In The Water (2006)

Giamatti trapped in nightmare.

Jul 8, 2006
Scored 2/5

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Aviator, The (2004)

Howard pees in jars.

Jul 7, 2006
Scored 4/5

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Thin Red Line, The (1998)

Slow war on Guadalcanal.

Jul 6, 2006
Unscored

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Snatch (2000)

Farina truly hates England.

Jul 6, 2006
Scored 4/5

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Pledge, The (2001)

Nicholson's paranoid visions true.

Jul 6, 2006
Scored 2/5

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Others, The (2001)

Kidman is living dead.

Jul 6, 2006
Scored 4/5

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Operation Delta Force 5: Random Fire (1999)

Counter terrorist Camp Explodes.

Jul 6, 2006
Unscored

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Meet The Fockers (2004)

DeNiro under the RV.

Jul 6, 2006
Scored 3/5

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The Great Raid (2005)

Rangers stage Pacific rescue.

Jul 6, 2006
Unscored

Vote (1)

Mulholland Drive (2001)

Watts kisses a girl.

Jul 5, 2006
Scored 2/5

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Waco: The Rules Of Engagement (1997)

Waco wackos feel fire.

Jul 5, 2006
Unscored

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Way Of The Gun, The (2000)

Dude cold clocks chick.

Jul 5, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Last Boy Scout, The (1991)

McClane dances the jig.

Jul 4, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (2)

Hunt For Red October, The (1990)

Bond is Russian Turncoat.

Jul 4, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Human Nature (2001)

Robbins' apeshit love triangle.

Jul 4, 2006
Unscored

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Being John Malkovich (1999)

Cusack trapped in Malkovich.

Jul 4, 2006
Unscored

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Along Came A Spider (2001)

Freeman Crosses Ms. Potter.

Jul 4, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Adaptation. (2002)

Writers on the run.

Jul 4, 2006
Scored 4/5

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Murder At 1600 (1997)

Passenger 57 saves Presidency.

Jul 4, 2006
Scored 3/5

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G.I. Jane (1997)

Demi's head SEALs deal.

Jul 4, 2006
Scored 4/5

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First Kid (1996)

Secret Service sins - badly.

Jul 4, 2006
Unscored

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