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Reviews by 'Seigiryu'
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Movie star
with a total of
667
reviews published to date.
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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Assholes closer than appear.
Mar 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Aladdin (1992)
Jasmine rides Aladdin's carpet.
Feb 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
American Beauty (1999)
The King nails Bening.
Dec 21, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
American History X (1998)
Gangbanger eats curb sandwhich.
May 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Animal House (1978)
Student does Dean's wife.
Apr 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Batman (1989)
Nicholson joking, Keaton batty.
Feb 5, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Batman Begins (2005)
Christian ninja fights Scarecrow.
Dec 20, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
ER doc plays soccer.
May 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Dude's quest for rug.
Jan 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Black Hawk Down (2001)
Leave no Hartnett behind!
Jul 1, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Braveheart (1995)
Gibson's cry for freedom.
May 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Caddyshack (1980)
Murray eats wet candy.
Jun 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Chicago (2002)
Zorro's girl sings, dances.
Jul 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
Chow crouches, Yeoh hides.
Jul 4, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Dead Poets Society (1989)
Robbins seizes the day.
Jul 27, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Die Hard (1988)
Terrorism under McClane's tree.
Feb 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Dr. No (1962)
Bond tries some Honey.
Dec 14, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Ace Ventura's memory loss.
May 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Cameron's Ferrari falls down.
Dec 22, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Few Good Men, A (1992)
Jack ordered Code Reds!
Feb 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Forrest Gump (1994)
Zemeckis' box of Oscars.
May 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Gandhi (1982)
Kingsley gets some salt.
Apr 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Gladiator (2000)
Evil Phoenix smothers Dumbledore.
May 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Godfather, The (1972)
Pacino rules the family.
Feb 4, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
Pacino visits Cuba.
Apr 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
GoldenEye (1995)
006 takes a fall.
Dec 21, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Goldfinger (1964)
Bond almost laser-castrated.
Feb 14, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Good Will Hunting (1997)
Bourne smartass, Affleck dumbass.
Jun 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Green Mile, The (1999)
JC heals Hank's pecker.
Jul 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Harry and Myrtle bathe.
Dec 14, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
Magical score, great hippogriff.
Dec 20, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Hotel Rwanda (2004)
Hotel manager is hero.
May 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Incredibles, The (2004)
Nelson father of heroes.
May 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Independence Day (1996)
White house goes boom!
May 29, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Ford is Connery Jr.!
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Jurassic Park (1993)
Shaft eaten by Raptors.
May 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Tarantino's sword gets sharper.
Apr 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Uma plucks Hannah's eye.
Mar 5, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
L.A. Confidential (1997)
Basinger bangs two cops.
May 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Lethal Weapon (1987)
Mel knows Tai Chi.
Dec 21, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Lethal Weapon 2 (1989)
Murtaugh revokes diplomatic immunity.
Feb 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Lion King, The (1994)
Scar falls into flames.
Jun 14, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Gandalf - Don't trust Saruman!
Dec 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Smeagol gets his precious.
Dec 21, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Ents kick some ass.
Dec 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Keanu fights multiple Smiths.
May 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Matrix, The (1999)
Keanu learns to fly.
May 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Minority Report (2002)
Cruise's future is bleak.
Feb 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Minority Report (2002)
Future is a Cruise.
May 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Munich (2005)
Hector, Bond fight terrorists.
Jan 1, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Mystic River (2003)
Bacon, Morpheus chase killer.
May 26, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
Beastie eats Sparrow snack.
Jul 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
Trio fights Davy Jones.
May 14, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Depp and Legolas cursed.
Dec 25, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Sparrow- worst pirate ever.
Dec 26, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Hat, whip, and Arks.
Jan 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves (1991)
Costner has perfect aim.
Feb 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Rock, The (1996)
Connery escapes twice.
Feb 15, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Forrest Gump saves Damon.
May 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Schindler's List (1993)
Voldemort one mean Nazi.
May 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Scrooged (1988)
Ghostbuster Scrooge saves Christmas.
Feb 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Robbins crawls through crap.
Jul 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Shrek (2001)
Ogre and his swamp.
May 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Sideways (2004)
Giamatti not drinking Merlot.
May 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Levine weaves skin suit.
Jun 26, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Peter loses his glasses.
Dec 21, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Qui-Gon meets his end.
Dec 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Anakin's tantrums are murder.
Feb 5, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Jedi twins are born.
Dec 20, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Luke feels the force.
Feb 5, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Never trust a Lando.
Dec 20, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Luke becomes Jedi Knight.
Dec 20, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Top Gun (1986)
Maverick is still dangerous.
Dec 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Top Gun (1986)
Maverick's need for speed.
May 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
True Lies (1994)
Suburban spy fights jihadists.
Feb 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Unforgiven (1992)
Hackman beats up Dumbledore.
Feb 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Untouchables, The (1987)
Bringing knives to gunfights.
Jul 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
X2 (2003)
Pyro is burning turncoat.
Dec 20, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Lost in Kubrick's space.
Feb 3, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
21 Grams (2003)
Benicio drinks, Penn bleeds.
May 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Absolute Power (1997)
Crooked executive, saintly thief.
Dec 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Adaptation. (2002)
Writers on the run.
Jul 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Air Force One (1997)
President Indiana Jack Ryan.
Dec 20, 2005
Scored 4/5
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American Graffiti (1973)
Han Solo drag races.
May 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
American Pie (1999)
Biggs make pie love.
May 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
American Pie 2 (2001)
Stifler doubles his pleasure.
May 26, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
American President, The (1995)
President Douglas does Lobbyist.
Dec 21, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Cambodian Godfather goes crazy.
Jun 29, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Apocalypse Now (Redux) (1979)
Kurtz's craziness longer now.
Jun 29, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Apollo 13 (1995)
Paxton gets the flu.
May 18, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Apollo 13 (1995)
Forrest Gump in space.
Jun 30, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Arlington Road (1999)
The Dude suspects terrorists.
Jun 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Armageddon (1998)
Die Hard on Asteroid.
May 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Myers goes Dutch.
Feb 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Powers does Vegas, Hurley.
Feb 18, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Mini-Me steals the show.
Mar 25, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Aviator, The (2004)
Howard pees in jars.
Jul 7, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Bad Boys (1995)
Fresh Prince and Martin.
Dec 20, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Basic (2003)
Samuel has big knife.
Jun 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Batman Returns (1992)
Bat loves the cat.
Feb 8, 2006
Scored 4/5
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