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195	Hatter (205)
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Hatter likes movies, yay!

Reviews by 'Hatter'

Current status of Movie mogul with a total of 205 reviews published to date.

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101 Dalmatians (1996)

Spotted canines stir trouble.

Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5

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102 Dalmatians (2000)

More dogs, less quality.

Jul 17, 2003
Scored 2/5

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8 Heads In A Duffel Bag (1997)

Seven heads too many.

Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)

Pilfered dolphin returns home.

Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)

Detective frolics in forest.

Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Adventures Of Rocky & Bullwinkle, The (2000)

Goggled rodent, Rocky, wins!

Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Airheads (1994)

Adam's ass unpleasantly unnecessary.

Jul 20, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Alice In Wonderland (1951)

Rabbit late; important date.

Jul 20, 2003
Scored 4/5

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All Dogs Go To Heaven (1989)

Burt Reynolds; Pure dog.

Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Almost Famous (2000)

Unusual journalist screws skanks.

Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Andromeda Strain, The (1971)

Mutation humbles deadly virus.

Oct 12, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Annie (1982)

Redhead rooms with baldy.

Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5

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AristoCats, The (1970)

Fuzzy pussies in abundance.

Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)

Geek and gang swim.

Jul 17, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)

Knowles knows no comb.

Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)

Shaggadelic super-agent sexes Graham.

Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Back To The Future Part II (1989)

Biff bets; big bucks!

Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Bananas (1971)

Woody leads wacky revolution.

Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Barbershop (2002)

Black barbers shave sideburns.

Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Batman (1989)

Keaton cleans up clowns.

Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Batman And Robin (1997)

Silverstone screws Clooney, O'Donnell.

Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Batman Forever (1995)

Jim as Joker; Jolly!

Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Bean (1997)

Rowan ruins relic; Ridiculous!

Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Beauty And The Beast (1991)

Ferocious furhead rings Belle.

Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Beethoven (1992)

Big Bernard buries baddies.

Jul 20, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Best In Show (2000)

Actors parading pooches humorously.

Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Big Fat Liar (2002)

Middle child turns revengeful.

Jul 17, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Big Momma's House (2000)

Lawrence fat, black, motherly.

Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)

Payphone, Reeves; Hollywood team.

Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Bio-Dome (1996)

Glass garden rejects retards.

Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Black Knight (2001)

Metal-clad Martin; Unfunny.

Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Blazing Saddles (1974)

Brooks wrangles up laughs!

Jul 18, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Blue Streak (1999)

False fed finds fortune.

Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Bourne Identity, The (2002)

Sly amnesiac discovers ploy.

Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Bowling For Columbine (2002)

Moore materializes matter. Moron.

Jul 17, 2003
Scored 1/5

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Boys Don't Cry (1999)

Swank swings both ways.

Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Cable Guy, The (1996)

Carrey; Crazed cable character.

Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Chocolat (2000)

Tempting treat stirs town.

Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Cinderella (1950)

Ridiculous rodents ride pumpkin.

Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Clerks. (1994)

Counter crusaders clean house.

Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Clockstoppers (2002)

Biker buys some time.

Jul 20, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Congo (1995)

King Kong sparks conversation.

Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Corky Romano (2001)

Annoying SNLer goes undercover.

Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Count Of Monte Cristo, The (2002)

Prisoner Pearce avenges passion.

Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)

Tiger crouched, Dragon hid.

Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Cujo (1983)

Pooch pounces plenty.

Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Curse Of The Pink Panther (1983)

Diamond heist. Sellers: hilarious.

Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Digimon: The Movie (2000)

Rip-off attempts Pokemon success.

Jul 17, 2003
Scored 1/5

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Dogtown And Z-Boys (2001)

Great documentary; Skatings roots.

Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Drowning Mona (2000)

Midler sings, sang, sung.

Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Dumb & Dumber (1994)

Cork kills endangered owl.

Jul 20, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Dumbo (1941)

Large eared pachyderm flies!

Jul 17, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Dungeons & Dragons (2000)

Irons irons out career.

Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Evil Dead, The (1981)

Librarian's worst nightmare.

Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Evolution (2001)

Head, Shoulders saves day.

Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Exorcist, The (1973)

Swearing, sweating, scratching possession.

Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Fargo (1996)

Coen's coincide with critics.

Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Finders Keepers (1984)

Empty coffin fools foes.

Aug 3, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Finding Nemo (2003)

Seafood searches sea; son.

Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Finding Nemo (2003)

DeGeneres generates generic giggles.

Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Flubber (1997)

'The Blob' goes Disney.

Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Freddy Got Fingered (2001)

Tom's twisted, intangible tale.

Jul 17, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Gangs Of New York (2002)

Butchering Bill bloodies Preist.

Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Ghost Dad (1990)

Pudding person; Pitiful poltergeist.

Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Ghost Dog: The Way Of The Samurai (1999)

Ghetto samurai hits mafiosos.

Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Ghosts Of Mars (2001)

Carpenter hammers last nail.

Jul 19, 2003
Scored 1/5

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Godzilla (1998)

Reptilian returns; rotting.

Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Godzilla Vs. Hedora (1971)

Slimey sludge villian wrangles.

Jul 17, 2003
Scored 3/5

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GoldenEye (1995)

Bond's replacement ruins Russians.

Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Goldfinger (1964)

Sean's sack nears searing.

Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Great White Hype, The (1996)

Overrated caucaisan fights champ.

Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Happy Gilmore (1996)

Obnoxious douche-bag sinks balls.

Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Hey Arnold! The Movie (2002)

2D teen treats town.

Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5

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High Fidelity (2000)

Cusack curses Robbins. Jerk!

Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Home Alone 2: Lost In New York (1992)

Culkin 'borrows' credit cards.

Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)

Potheads protect orange orangatang.

Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (2001)

Boy's head belittles body.

Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Joe Somebody (2001)

Allen reminisces on 'Improvement'.

Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5

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King Kong Lives (1986)

Monkey monster returns, miserably.

Jul 17, 2003
Scored 2/5

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King Kong Vs. Godzilla (1962)

Primate rumbles with reptile.

Jul 17, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Little Rascals, The (1994)

Rascals race; run rampant.

Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Mallrats (1995)

Vengeful London loves lady.

Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Mechagodzilla vs. Godzilla (1975)

Mega metal monster quarrel.

Jul 17, 2003
Scored 3/5

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My Dog Skip (2000)

Muniz smooches poochy dramatically.

Jul 18, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Mystery Men (1999)

Stiller commands simpleton super-heros.

Jul 18, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Nightmare Before Christmas, The (1993)

Saint Nick simply scary.

Jul 18, 2003
Scored 5/5

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One Hour Photo (2002)

Sy; Sadistic and scary.

Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Passport To Paris (1999)

Preppy twins please Paris.

Jul 31, 2003
Scored 1/5

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Popeye (1980)

Williams is no sailor.

Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Royal Tenenbaums, The (2001)

Owen's car kills pooch.

Jul 17, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Seabiscuit (2003)

Jockey rides tiny horse.

Jul 29, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Short Circuit (1986)

Enjoyable robot wins hearts.

Jul 17, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Shrek (2001)

Meyers goes green!

Jul 17, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Twelve Monkeys (1995)

Pitt is PETA-esque, harmless.

Jul 17, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Wallace & Gromit In The Wrong Trousers (1993)

Incorrect bottoms, nasty penguin.

Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Weird Science (1985)

Geeks assemble seductive babe.

Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5

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40 Days And 40 Nights (2002)

Hartnett evades countless whores.

Jul 18, 2003
Scored 2/5

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About A Boy (2002)

British bastard bitches, whines.

Oct 12, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Agent Cody Banks (2003)

Bond a middle child?

Jul 17, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Air Bud: Golden Receiver (1998)

Poochy pal punts pigskin.

Oct 12, 2003
Scored 3/5

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