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Hatter likes movies, yay!
Reviews by 'Hatter'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
205
reviews published to date.
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Anger Management (2003)
Sandler cracks, Buddy attacks.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
School Of Rock, The (2003)
Slacker teaches, preaches music.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
About A Boy (2002)
British bastard bitches, whines.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Air Bud: Golden Receiver (1998)
Poochy pal punts pigskin.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Andromeda Strain, The (1971)
Mutation humbles deadly virus.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Detroit Rock City (1999)
KISS acquires male groupies.
Aug 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Finders Keepers (1984)
Empty coffin fools foes.
Aug 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle Of Life (2003)
Busty braided babe beckons.
Aug 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
U.S. Marshals (1998)
Wes was wrongly accused.
Aug 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Passport To Paris (1999)
Preppy twins please Paris.
Jul 31, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Seabiscuit (2003)
Jockey rides tiny horse.
Jul 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2003)
Child agents enter Tron!
Jul 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Max Keeble's Big Move (2001)
Keeble thinks he's moving.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Jackass: The Movie (2002)
Shopping carts; big screen!
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Jeepers Creepers (2001)
Salva salivates on horror.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Joe Somebody (2001)
Allen reminisces on 'Improvement'.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Fantasia/2000 (1999)
Hilarious hippo hops happily.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
In Like Flint (1967)
Secret agent Coburn satisfies.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Independence Day (1996)
Smith smites the Fourth.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Inspector Gadget (1999)
No gadget could fix.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Ewan woos Kidman. Wow.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Accidental Spy, The (2001)
Man accidentally becomes spy.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Knowles knows no comb.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Beethoven (1992)
Big Bernard buries baddies.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Payphone, Reeves; Hollywood team.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Dr. Dolittle 2 (2001)
Dolittle does little entertaining.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Dragonfly (2002)
Costner's career 'flies' away.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Cork kills endangered owl.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Cujo (1983)
Pooch pounces plenty.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Die Another Day (2002)
Berry, Bond; beat baldy.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Airheads (1994)
Adam's ass unpleasantly unnecessary.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Back To The Future Part II (1989)
Biff bets; big bucks!
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Beach, The (2000)
Leo lacks volleyball companion!
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Cats & Dogs (2001)
'From Russia With Lice'.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Clockstoppers (2002)
Biker buys some time.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Older Arnie reboots.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Charlie's Angels (2000)
Box commands busty babes.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Con Air (1997)
Random bag checks fail.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003)
Reese rescues bitch.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Alice In Wonderland (1951)
Rabbit late; important date.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Frank flees, flies free.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Clerks. (1994)
Counter crusaders clean house.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Groundhog Day (1993)
Shadow shows; thousandth time.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Hey Arnold! The Movie (2002)
2D teen treats town.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
'Barrels' of action, excitement.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Gremlins (1984)
Ferocious Ferbys; fatal!
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Holes (2003)
Desert diggers dig deep.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Honey, I Blew Up The Kid (1992)
Colossus kid crushes city.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Double Whammy (2001)
Leary regains lost glory.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Drumline (2002)
Little drummer bore.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(5)
How The Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966)
Roast Beest brings love.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Little Rascals, The (1994)
Rascals race; run rampant.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Gangs Of New York (2002)
Butchering Bill bloodies Preist.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Ghost Dog: The Way Of The Samurai (1999)
Ghetto samurai hits mafiosos.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Godzilla (1998)
Reptilian returns; rotting.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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GoldenEye (1995)
Bond's replacement ruins Russians.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Goldfinger (1964)
Sean's sack nears searing.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Batman Forever (1995)
Jim as Joker; Jolly!
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Hercules In New York (1970)
Accent heavy, dubber ready.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Home Alone 2: Lost In New York (1992)
Culkin 'borrows' credit cards.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Cinderella (1950)
Ridiculous rodents ride pumpkin.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Congo (1995)
King Kong sparks conversation.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Contact (1997)
Static tape proves nothing.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Count Of Monte Cristo, The (2002)
Prisoner Pearce avenges passion.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Curse Of The Pink Panther (1983)
Diamond heist. Sellers: hilarious.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Day The Earth Stood Still, The (1951)
'Still' a great film.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Fantastic Voyage (1966)
Microscopic medical man movie!
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Dr. No (1962)
The doctor is oust.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Flubber (1997)
'The Blob' goes Disney.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Honey, I Shrunk The Kids (1989)
Tiny teens face terror!
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Hot Chick, The (2002)
'Freaky Friday'; janitor, teen.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Jumanji (1995)
The Game of Strife.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
One Hour Photo (2002)
Sy; Sadistic and scary.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Popeye (1980)
Williams is no sailor.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Toys (1992)
Williams uncovers toymaker's tricks.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Bananas (1971)
Woody leads wacky revolution.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Cast Away (2000)
Volleyball; horrible conversationist.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Chocolat (2000)
Tempting treat stirs town.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
Tiger crouched, Dragon hid.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Dinosaur (2000)
Primates, Dinosaurs avoid asteroids.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Evil Dead, The (1981)
Librarian's worst nightmare.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Evolution (2001)
Head, Shoulders saves day.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Exorcist, The (1973)
Swearing, sweating, scratching possession.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Fast And The Furious, The (2001)
Race car. Repeat.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001)
Computer generated; overly venerated.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Flintstones In Viva Rock Vegas, The (2000)
Cumming comes off bland.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Galaxy Quest (1999)
Allen alienates theaters!
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Ghosts Of Mars (2001)
Carpenter hammers last nail.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Gladiator (2000)
Crowe cries Oscar!
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
High Fidelity (2000)
Cusack curses Robbins. Jerk!
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Home Alone (1990)
Pitiful parents forget Culkin.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
Williams training for Birdcage.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Indian gives good head...ers.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Big Momma's House (2000)
Lawrence fat, black, motherly.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Grease (1978)
Duos, duds, doos, dudes.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Great White Hype, The (1996)
Overrated caucaisan fights champ.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Happy Gilmore (1996)
Obnoxious douche-bag sinks balls.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Harvey (1950)
Huge hare hallucination; ha!
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Drowning Mona (2000)
Midler sings, sang, sung.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Fargo (1996)
Coen's coincide with critics.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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