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Hatter likes movies, yay!
Reviews by 'Hatter'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
205
reviews published to date.
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Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Knowles knows no comb.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Birds, The (1963)
Birds attack, humans crack.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Brooks wrangles up laughs!
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Frank flees, flies free.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Curse Of The Pink Panther (1983)
Diamond heist. Sellers: hilarious.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Double Whammy (2001)
Leary regains lost glory.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Evil Dead, The (1981)
Librarian's worst nightmare.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Fantasia/2000 (1999)
Hilarious hippo hops happily.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Fantastic Voyage (1966)
Microscopic medical man movie!
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Fargo (1996)
Coen's coincide with critics.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
Tom's twisted, intangible tale.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Gangs Of New York (2002)
Butchering Bill bloodies Preist.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Gladiator (2000)
Crowe cries Oscar!
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
In Like Flint (1967)
Secret agent Coburn satisfies.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Jackass: The Movie (2002)
Shopping carts; big screen!
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Mallrats (1995)
Vengeful London loves lady.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Mystery Men (1999)
Stiller commands simpleton super-heros.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Nightmare Before Christmas, The (1993)
Saint Nick simply scary.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Royal Tenenbaums, The (2001)
Owen's car kills pooch.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Snatch (2000)
Stealing diamonds, talking funny.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
101 Dalmatians (1996)
Spotted canines stir trouble.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)
Detective frolics in forest.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Airheads (1994)
Adam's ass unpleasantly unnecessary.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Aladdin (1992)
Genie rubbed wrong way.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Alice In Wonderland (1951)
Rabbit late; important date.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Alien (1979)
Upset stomach turns intense.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)
Geek and gang swim.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Shaggadelic super-agent sexes Graham.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Back To The Future (1985)
Doc's deluxe DeLorean; Disasterous!
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Godzilla stomps, doe demise.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Bananas (1971)
Woody leads wacky revolution.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Batman (1989)
Keaton cleans up clowns.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Batman Forever (1995)
Jim as Joker; Jolly!
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Bean (1997)
Rowan ruins relic; Ridiculous!
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Big Fat Liar (2002)
Middle child turns revengeful.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Bowfinger (1999)
Chubby Rain wreaks havoc!
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Cable Guy, The (1996)
Carrey; Crazed cable character.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Cannonball Run, The (1981)
Live-action Wacky Racers.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Cast Away (2000)
Volleyball; horrible conversationist.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Cats & Dogs (2001)
'From Russia With Lice'.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Loser luckily lands lesbian.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Chocolat (2000)
Tempting treat stirs town.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Day The Earth Stood Still, The (1951)
'Still' a great film.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Death To Smoochy (2002)
Norton plays vengeful vegan.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Die Another Day (2002)
Berry, Bond; beat baldy.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Dogtown And Z-Boys (2001)
Great documentary; Skatings roots.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Dr. No (1962)
The doctor is oust.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Cork kills endangered owl.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Exorcist, The (1973)
Swearing, sweating, scratching possession.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Finding Nemo (2003)
Seafood searches sea; son.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Finding Nemo (2003)
DeGeneres generates generic giggles.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Galaxy Quest (1999)
Allen alienates theaters!
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
GoldenEye (1995)
Bond's replacement ruins Russians.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Goldfinger (1964)
Sean's sack nears searing.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Grease (1978)
Duos, duds, doos, dudes.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Happy Gilmore (1996)
Obnoxious douche-bag sinks balls.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Harvey (1950)
Huge hare hallucination; ha!
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
High Fidelity (2000)
Cusack curses Robbins. Jerk!
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Holes (2003)
Desert diggers dig deep.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Home Alone (1990)
Pitiful parents forget Culkin.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Home Alone 2: Lost In New York (1992)
Culkin 'borrows' credit cards.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Potheads protect orange orangatang.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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King Kong Vs. Godzilla (1962)
Primate rumbles with reptile.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
'Barrels' of action, excitement.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Matrix, The (1999)
Neo plugs in... Trinity.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Meet The Parents (2000)
Male nurse milks cats.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
One Hour Photo (2002)
Sy; Sadistic and scary.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Party, The (1968)
Sellers gives entertaining enjoyment.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Pirates attack bumbling Brits.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
School Of Rock, The (2003)
Slacker teaches, preaches music.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Short Circuit (1986)
Enjoyable robot wins hearts.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Spider-Man (2002)
Web-slinger ejaculates, pleases Dunst.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Luke likes Leia's buns.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Toys (1992)
Williams uncovers toymaker's tricks.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Twelve Monkeys (1995)
Pitt is PETA-esque, harmless.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Weird Science (1985)
Geeks assemble seductive babe.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Willard (1971)
Think Pied Piper. Reversed.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
8 Heads In A Duffel Bag (1997)
Seven heads too many.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Osmond sees blue fairies.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
About A Boy (2002)
British bastard bitches, whines.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Accidental Spy, The (2001)
Man accidentally becomes spy.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Pilfered dolphin returns home.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Adventures Of Rocky & Bullwinkle, The (2000)
Goggled rodent, Rocky, wins!
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Agent Cody Banks (2003)
Bond a middle child?
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Air Bud: Golden Receiver (1998)
Poochy pal punts pigskin.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Akira (1988)
Teen turns Tokyo upside-down.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
All Dogs Go To Heaven (1989)
Burt Reynolds; Pure dog.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Almost Famous (2000)
Unusual journalist screws skanks.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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American Pie (1999)
Stifler's mom gets action.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
American Pie (1999)
Pie poker pleads horny.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Andromeda Strain, The (1971)
Mutation humbles deadly virus.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Anger Management (2003)
Sandler cracks, Buddy attacks.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Annie (1982)
Redhead rooms with baldy.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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AristoCats, The (1970)
Fuzzy pussies in abundance.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Armageddon (1998)
Willis finally die's hard.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Doctor Evil; financially challenged.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Babe (1995)
This little piggy lives.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Babe: Pig In The City (1998)
Pork in Chintatown; Doomed.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Back To The Future Part II (1989)
Biff bets; big bucks!
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Barbershop (2002)
Black barbers shave sideburns.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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