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The ancient Mayan who concocted the Mayan calendar was ridiculed by his fellow Mayans:
"Hey Big Ben [or whatever Mayan equivalent there was of a famous time telling landmark] how fucking long a calendar do we need anyway, ya cunt?!?!"
"And how many of those d'ya expect to sell: there's no pin up girls or 'Word of the Day'! I don't even know if there are that many words in the Mayan language!!"
"LOSER!! Try doing something that leaves an impact on the world!!!"