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Reviews by 'Weeble-head Boy'
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with a total of
1148
reviews published to date.
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American Beauty (1999)
Guns 'n' roses.
Jun 7, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(41)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Mr. and Mrs. Sith.
Jun 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(32)
Antz (1998)
Anty establishment movie.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(23)
Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
Diet Shake.
Jun 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
Smiths & weapons.
Jun 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Chewie, sand, Wedge.
May 20, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(17)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Hayden Crispysen.
May 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(17)
Downfall (2004)
Fuhrer in the hole.
May 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
Revenge of the Smith.
Jun 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(16)
The Lion King (1994)
Scar Wars.
May 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(15)
Super Size Me (2004)
Burger 'king unhealthy.
Apr 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Aliens (1986)
Queen mother won't die.
May 31, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Masturbation: Putting The Fun Into Self-Loving (2002)
Masturpiece.
Jul 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Hot Shots! (1991)
Top Fun.
Apr 24, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Event Horizon (1997)
'The Shining' in space.
Apr 30, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(10)
Top Gun (1986)
Cruise is Naval gazing.
Apr 24, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Fast And The Furious, The (2001)
Turbo Diesel.
May 31, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(9)
The Lion King (1994)
Scar displays brotherly shove.
May 20, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Ced's dead, baby.
Nov 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
Bard to the bone.
Jun 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Drop Dead Fred (1991)
Mayall acquaintance be forgot.
Apr 16, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
See No Evil, Hear No Evil (1989)
Silent witless.
May 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Princess Bride, The (1987)
Six fingered, dis Count.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Shaun, Dawn, shed, dead.
Jun 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Luke pale, Obi wan.
May 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
Alias Smith and Smith.
Jun 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Fatal Attraction (1987)
Brained hare scheme.
May 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Born On The Fourth Of July (1989)
Activist wheely angry.
Apr 27, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
AntiTrust (2001)
Enemy is the Gates.
Jul 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Spice World (1997)
Girl power corrupts absolutely.
May 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Watchmen (2009)
Rorschach testy.
Aug 26, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Demonstrating The Action Of The Brown Hoisting And Conveying Machine In Unloading A Schooner Of Iron Ore, And Loading The Material On The Cars (1900)
Ore-full movie.
Jun 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)
Guide is small Fry.
May 29, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Strange Days (1995)
Bassett hounds loser Lenny.
Sep 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Predator 2 (1990)
Feds and dreads.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Soup Industry, The (1915)
Souped up documentary.
Jan 16, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Cold Comfort Farm (1995)
Amiable arable parable.
May 5, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Rat Race (2001)
Prat race.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Waitress (2007)
Pie name is Earl.
Jul 21, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Little Voice (1998)
Little shop of Horrocks.
Jun 20, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Dentist, The (1996)
Can't handle the tooth.
Jun 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Akira (1988)
Blame Kaneda.
Jul 17, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Incredibles, The (2004)
Elastogirl has trick baby.
May 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Mighty Joe Young (1998)
Prince Kong.
Aug 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Royal Tenenbaums, The (2001)
Tenenbaums need Gene therapy.
Apr 16, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
The Matrix (1999)
Deja cat causes concerns.
May 21, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Watery tart throws sword.
Jun 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Prestige, The (2006)
Serkis, tricks.
Jan 5, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Begins, Clone war does.
May 31, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Transformers: The Movie, The (1986)
Planet-sized Welles devours all.
May 16, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Back To The Future (1985)
McFly makes like tree.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Ravenous (1999)
Cannibal Run.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Downfall (2004)
Filth and the Fuhrer-y.
Sep 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Ring (1998)
Video: nasty.
Jun 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Thirst (2009)
Vampfriar.
Mar 27, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Titanic (1997)
Jack, Rose, then sank.
Jul 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Dogma (1999)
Mewes, muse eschew poo.
May 5, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Garden State (2004)
Binbagged Braff bellows.
Sep 4, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The (2003)
Mr. Hyde resembles sausages.
Sep 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Star Trek (2009)
Vulcan up own hole.
May 14, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Thin Red Line, The (1998)
Fire in Woody's hole.
Jun 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Galaxy Quest (1999)
Affectionate spoof nails Trekkies.
Apr 24, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Gay butler robot grating.
Jun 26, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Truman Show, The (1998)
Small world, eh Truman?
Aug 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Aliens (1986)
Queen bashes Bishop.
Jun 16, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix (2007)
Sirius bodily harm.
Jul 18, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
One...two...five. Boom!
Jun 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Third Man, The (1949)
Cotten pickin' at yarn.
May 16, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Babe (1995)
Force the ewes, pig!
May 31, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Northfork (2003)
Dam boring film.
Apr 16, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Sunshine (2007)
'Dark Star' re-ignited.
Apr 15, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Alien (1979)
Critter'sin Kane.
Sep 12, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Bride soiled before wedding.
Oct 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Mia 'powders' her nose.
Sep 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Citizen Kane (1941)
Missed-a sledge.
Apr 24, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(3)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Cameron provides Ferris wheels.
Jul 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex (1972)
Fuck wit.
Jan 5, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(3)
I Heart Huckabees (2004)
Hoffman makes blanket statement.
Aug 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Ark Raided, Nazis slayded.
Apr 27, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Cutthroat Island (1995)
Doubloon jeopardy.
Aug 14, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Donnie Darko (2001)
Donnie's Frankly disturbed.
Nov 3, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Ghost (1990)
Righteously unchained pottery.
Jun 18, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Shrek 2 (2004)
World's first gingerbread seige.
May 7, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Beef, Sheep And Hog Killing (1901)
Slaughterhouse live.
Aug 1, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Jurassic Park III (2001)
Raptor rapport.
Aug 10, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006)
The Ex Flies.
Aug 27, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Akira (1988)
Tetsuo gets tetchy.
Jul 17, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Juno (2007)
Sunny D promotes pee.
Jul 18, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Man With Two Brains, The (1983)
Stevie and The Brain.
Jun 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Porco Rosso (1992)
The hog's off war.
Jul 11, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Wicker Man, The (1973)
Anyone smell bacon?
Aug 14, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
(3)
Bourne Ultimatum, The (2007)
The Bourne Tridentity.
Feb 24, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Brazil (1985)
DeNiro devoured by documents.
Apr 21, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Dawn Of The Dead (1978)
Survivors shoot, chop, shop.
Aug 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Dogma (1999)
Mewes meets muse. Snoogans.
Apr 26, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Howl's Moving Castle (2004)
Home on the roam.
Jul 13, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Milking Time On The Farm (1902)
The White Stuff.
Jan 31, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Nacho Libre (2006)
Tenacious DDT.
Aug 8, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Spirited Away (2001)
Parents swindled, become swine.
Aug 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Third Man, The (1949)
Lime crime not small-time.
May 16, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
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