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Blue Velvet (1986) |
| 106 reviews |
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Film rated 3.9 / 5
(Chick rating: 3.3 / 5)
(Guy rating: 4.1 / 5)
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| Kyle released from closet. |
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| Ear goes the neighbourhood. |
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| Hopper is Frankly terrifying. |
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| Another earie Lynch film. |
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| Hopper: offscreen ear lopper. |
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| Middle-American dark secrets Lynched. |
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| Velvet, language both blue. |
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| Rossellini sings about textiles. |
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| Kyle discovers eerie undercurrents. |
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| Ear-ly Lynch Masterpiece. |
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| MacLachlan encounters nitroused Hopper. |
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| Hoarse whisperer scares Isabella. |
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| Teenager kills an asthmatic. |
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| Lynch's nightmare on suburbia. |
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| Oxygen necessary to climax. |
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| Hopper: Vlad the inhaler? |
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| Orbison music made creepy. |
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| Hopper's comeback role: creepy! |
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| Hopper: Pabst, blue, ribbing. |
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| Lynch's love letter: legendary. |
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| Hopper hates Heineken beer. |
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| Rossellini avoids eye contact. |
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| Hopper curses Blue streak. |
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| Intro aural; nitrous oral. |
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| Perverted weirdos gather here. |
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| Isabella Rossellini exmulates jaybird. |
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| Lumberton suffers ear-ie happenings. |
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| Peeper meets masochist, sadist. |
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| Lynch's smalltown freak show. |
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| Lynch's 'Dennis the Menace'. |
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| Lynch's quaint family film. |
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| Heineken? Pabst. Blue. Ribbon. |
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| MacLachlan is closet pervert. |
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| Hopper + Stockwell = Twin Freaks. |
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| Found ear, sociopath near. |
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| Jeffrey Nothing
gets something |
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| Creepy gangster crushes lust. |
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| Hopper, Stockwell - bad neighbors. |
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| Ear-ie, Lynching Hopping mad. |
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| Hopper needs more oxygen. |
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| Hopper NOT weirdest character. |
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| Freudian masochistic mastery. |
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| Hopper snorfels amyl nitrate. |
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| Isabella cleans Kyle's pipe. |
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| Stockwell mimes Orbison tune. |
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| Rossellini averts her eyes. |
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| Kyle sleuths Frank Booth. |
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| Heineken voyeur strikes again! |
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| Stockwell weirder than Hopper. |
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| Isabella sings Bobby Vinton. |
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| Vile Kyle, Hopper shocker! |
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| Kinky Hopper + masochistic Rossellini. |
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| Hopper inhales aphrodisiac. |
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| Hopper bends MacLachlan's ear. |
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| MacLachlan does 'chicken walk'. |
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| Jeffrey's no ordinary ear-o. |
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| Peeping Kyle spies Isabella. |
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| Rossellini fellates intruder MacLachlan. |
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| Ear lies, Lynchian depravity. |
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| Depraved Dennis delivers, darkly. |
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| Dorothy Vallens-sing act. |
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| Hopper behaves 'normally'... deranged. |
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| Severed ear reveals secrets. |
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| Hopper's successful sober comeback. |
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| Lynchian bizarre murder mystery. |
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| Nasty doings in Lumberton. |
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| Psycho Hopper sucks nitrous. |
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