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Reviews by 'freewalk'
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Groundhog Day (1993)
Cher we go again.
Aug 14, 2005
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Big Fish (2003)
Pop fiction.
Jul 13, 2005
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(7)
Platoon (1986)
Different Sheen. Same war.
Jul 22, 2005
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(6)
Psycho (1998)
Repsycholed.
Aug 23, 2005
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(6)
Dune (1984)
Sting but no tale.
Aug 12, 2005
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(5)
Apocalypto (2006)
Homicidal Mayaniacs.
Jun 14, 2007
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(4)
Cabaret (1972)
Strikes the Reich notes.
Aug 14, 2005
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(4)
Collateral (2004)
Taxi caps.
Aug 14, 2005
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(4)
Mystic River (2003)
Daughter gets mute-ilated.
Apr 7, 2005
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(4)
Neverending Story, The (1984)
Apocalypse Nothing.
Aug 12, 2005
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(4)
Touch Of Evil (1958)
Citizen Frame.
Feb 22, 2006
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(4)
Apocalypto (2006)
Hearts and Mayans captured.
Jun 14, 2007
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(3)
Back To The Future (1985)
Match the parents.
Jul 31, 2005
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(3)
Back To The Future (1985)
Fox Flux off.
Nov 7, 2005
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(3)
Bubba Ho-tep (2002)
Retirement Home-tep.
May 9, 2005
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(3)
Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Titty bar serves hallucinogens.
Nov 7, 2005
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(3)
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Glove poppet.
Apr 2, 2006
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(3)
Poltergeist (1982)
TV has wicked reception.
Aug 2, 2005
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(3)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Orange loses plenty juice.
Feb 22, 2006
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(3)
Terminal, The (2004)
Runway Forrest! Runway!
Apr 2, 2006
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(3)
Wicker Man, The (1973)
Highland roast.
Aug 2, 2005
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(3)
Akira (1988)
Punk can't control hormones.
Aug 2, 2005
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(2)
Alien� (1992)
Ripley gets laid.
May 20, 2005
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(2)
Bubba Ho-tep (2002)
Mummy returns to sender.
Aug 11, 2005
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(2)
Cable Guy, The (1996)
Subscription includes nutcase.
Apr 24, 2005
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(2)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Hearse and carriage.
Oct 29, 2005
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(2)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Sensitive goth strikes back.
Apr 24, 2005
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(2)
Fly Away Home (1996)
Fowl plane.
Oct 28, 2005
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(2)
Galaxy Quest (1999)
Aliens vs Allen.
Jan 15, 2008
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(2)
Ghost Dad (1990)
Boo's the daddy?
Aug 15, 2005
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(2)
Incredibles, The (2004)
Mum rekindles flex life.
Aug 14, 2005
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(2)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Uma perfoms reverse CPR.
May 18, 2005
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(2)
Magdalene Sisters, The (2002)
Birds of pray.
Apr 3, 2008
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(2)
Mars Attacks! (1996)
Invasion of the cameos.
May 19, 2005
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(2)
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Lass of the ring.
Nov 12, 2007
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(2)
Minority Report (2002)
Cop and a medium.
Jan 3, 2006
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(2)
Monster's Ball (2001)
Halle Bobs her knockers.
Aug 14, 2005
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(2)
Monster's Ball (2001)
Billy Bobs for ass.
May 9, 2005
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(2)
Othello (1995)
Iago plots mis-kerchief.
Nov 2, 2005
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(2)
Poltergeist (1982)
Channel-Ann.
Jul 31, 2005
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(2)
Small Soldiers (1998)
Mattel law.
Jul 22, 2005
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(2)
Sweet Sixteen (2002)
Boyz in da highlands.
Apr 2, 2005
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(2)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Unrelenting homicidal puddle terrorizes.
Feb 22, 2006
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(2)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
Gringo hats trick bandits.
Aug 15, 2005
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(1)
300 (2006)
Codpieces defend Greece.
Nov 6, 2007
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(1)
300 (2006)
Spartans have bigger rods.
Nov 6, 2007
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(1)
Ali (2001)
Heavywieght Prince of Zaire.
Aug 23, 2005
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(1)
American Beauty (1999)
Spacey soils bed sheets.
Aug 15, 2005
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(1)
American Psycho (2000)
White-collar blood-lust.
May 11, 2005
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(1)
American Psycho (2000)
De-capitalist.
Mar 21, 2008
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(1)
Apocalypto (2006)
Deities capture villagers' hearts.
Jun 14, 2007
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(1)
AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)
Sistah softens ugly motherfucker.
Jun 24, 2005
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(1)
Batman Begins (2005)
Scarecrow uses flower power.
Sep 19, 2006
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(1)
Batman Returns (1992)
Pfeline's lithe and dangerous.
Sep 14, 2006
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(1)
Bulworth (1998)
Honesty policy. Political suicide.
Oct 28, 2005
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(1)
Chocolate Sperm (2001)
Infertility clinics accept caramales.
Aug 31, 2005
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(1)
Chocolate Sperm (2001)
Sugar daddies.
Aug 31, 2005
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(1)
Chocolate Sperm (2001)
The Easter egg seed.
Aug 31, 2005
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(1)
Dark City (1998)
O'Brien polices city maze.
Aug 6, 2007
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(1)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
NYCebergs in Manhattan.
Feb 22, 2006
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(1)
Fargo (1996)
A bloody cold yah-rn!
Jul 15, 2005
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(1)
From Hell (2001)
Pro-poppy bobby sleuths.
Jul 3, 2005
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(1)
Gremlins (1984)
Gizmo's not for Christmas.
Jul 22, 2005
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(1)
Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)
Gizmo-re.
Jul 22, 2005
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(1)
Human Centipede (First Sequence), The (2009)
The Hungry Caterpillar?
Mar 24, 2011
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(1)
Incredibles, The (2004)
Elastimum's skills prove versatile.
Jul 17, 2005
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(1)
Jackie Brown (1997)
Jackie jacks Jackson.
Nov 7, 2005
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(1)
Madagascar (2005)
Lion develops rare relationships.
Oct 15, 2005
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(1)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Reloading crashes franchise.
Aug 14, 2005
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(1)
Matrix, The (1999)
Eat snot. Dodge bullets.
May 11, 2005
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(1)
Muriel's Wedding (1994)
Faux wedding, and funeral.
Mar 21, 2008
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(1)
Neverending Story, The (1984)
Boy outruns shooting sphinxes.
Aug 12, 2005
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(1)
Predator (1987)
Alien deforests central America.
Oct 23, 2005
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(1)
Rambo III (1988)
Ram-bam in 'stan.
Nov 7, 2005
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(1)
Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985)
Ram-bam in 'Nam.
Nov 7, 2005
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(1)
Red Dragon (2002)
Seymour meets skinner.
Sep 19, 2006
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(1)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Crook's pig's ear robbery.
May 30, 2005
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(1)
Robots (2005)
Berry bot supports parts.
Mar 26, 2006
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(1)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Jailed straight, escapes crooked.
Aug 25, 2005
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(1)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Inmate's life = burrowed time.
Nov 19, 2005
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(1)
Shining, The (1980)
Ghosts aggravate boy's dyslexia.
May 9, 2005
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(1)
Silent Hill (2006)
Videogame adaption. Outlook foggy.
Mar 6, 2006
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(1)
Superman Returns (2006)
Clark overstays paternity leave.
Dec 27, 2007
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(1)
Talented Mr. Ripley, The (1999)
Law gets oar head.
May 30, 2005
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(1)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Skynet goes bust.
Oct 12, 2006
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(1)
Touch Of Evil (1958)
Gross cop, 'blacked' cop.
Feb 22, 2006
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(1)
V For Vendetta (2006)
Guy launches V signs.
Nov 27, 2007
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V For Vendetta (2006)
Letter bomber targets London.
Nov 27, 2007
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V For Vendetta (2006)
V of NoVember.
Nov 27, 2007
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(1)
300 (2006)
Arrows pierce chest beaters.
Nov 16, 2007
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300 (2006)
Persian monsters, speared ending.
Nov 6, 2007
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300 (2006)
Greek legend. Miller's myths.
Nov 6, 2007
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Aeon Flux (2005)
MTV heroine blandly adapted.
Aug 5, 2007
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Aeon Flux (2005)
Aeon is Theron.
Jun 18, 2008
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Alien (1979)
Android splutters stark truths.
Jun 27, 2005
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Alien (1979)
Ripley unaware, reveals underwear.
Aug 10, 2005
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Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Aliens vs Albino.
Oct 28, 2005
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Aliens (1986)
Large bug gets vacuumed.
Jun 24, 2005
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Apocalypse Now (1979)
Vietnam atrocities include bovinicide.
Jul 17, 2005
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Apocalypse Now (1979)
Soldier contemplates killing Kurtz.
Jul 17, 2005
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