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Reviews by 'mr_kit'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
393
reviews published to date.
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Psycho (1960)
A five stab hotel.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(31)
Fight Club (1999)
Pitt-Ed against himself.
Apr 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(20)
White Chicks (2004)
Men in White.
Apr 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Secret Window (2004)
A wife s'corned.
Dec 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(17)
Me, Myself & Irene (2000)
Carrey, Carrey quite contrary.
May 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Whale Rider (2002)
Girl Gone Whale'd.
May 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
Stuck On You (2003)
Bourne together.
Mar 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Agent Smith is spam.
Aug 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Kramer Vs Kramer 2004.
Aug 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Crash (2004)
Crash course in racism.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Panic Room (2002)
Jodie's still in closet?
May 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Boyz N The Hood (1991)
Stand... Drive By Me.
Aug 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Jackass: The Movie (2002)
The Dukes of Hazard.
Aug 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Human Stain, The (2003)
Hopkin's White Lie.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Bodyguard, The (1992)
Costner's Whitney protection program.
Oct 16, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, The (2004)
Lost in transatlantic... revenge.
Jan 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
8 Mile (2002)
Who Named Marshall Rabbit?
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Fear: made in America.
Aug 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Green Mile, The (1999)
Hanks Can't Pee Freely.
May 3, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Legally Blonde (2001)
Pretty Smart In Pink.
Aug 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
There's something sticky, Mary.
Aug 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Hours, The (2002)
Kidman nose Virginia Woolf.
Jul 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Lord Of War (2005)
Brothers in arms way.
Sep 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Chicken Run (2000)
Cock Flight.
May 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Matrix, The (1999)
Neo bends over backwards.
Dec 31, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Hulk (2003)
Green Legs and... BAMM!
Aug 31, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
War on Ewok.
Nov 16, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Mary, Mary quite... hair-raising.
Aug 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
X2 (2003)
Battle of the X's.
Aug 30, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Full Monty, The (1997)
Union no-no dancers.
Dec 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Ghost (1990)
Swayze gets Moore Whoopi.
Aug 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
How To Get Ahead In Advertising (1989)
Two-headed marketing monster.
Aug 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Monsters, Inc. (2001)
Monsters keep fear closeted.
Jul 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Grease (1978)
Olivia New to John.
Aug 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Safe (1995)
The incredibly allergic woman.
Jul 1, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Luke faces paternal evil.
Aug 4, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Beauty Shop (2005)
D' hairy Queen.
May 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Kung Fu Hustle (2004)
Kung Spoof.
May 5, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Monster (2003)
Theron knocks 'em dead.
Jul 16, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Thelma And Louise (1991)
Driveaway Brides.
Jul 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Top Gun (1986)
Cruise up, Goose down.
Aug 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Bug's Life, A (1998)
Cirque du... Soil.
Jan 10, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Rushmore (1998)
Teacher's Pet, Pets Teacher.
May 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Few Good Men, A (1992)
G.I. Jack.
Apr 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Kids (1995)
Acquired Immature Deficiency Syndrome.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Monster (2003)
Theron's a deadly trick.
Jul 16, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Party Monster (2003)
Macaulay's dressed to kill.
Oct 1, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
You Got Served (2004)
Boyz In Da... Dance?
Sep 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Six Degrees Of Separation (1993)
Stockard loses Will power.
Jul 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Striptease (1996)
Moore T & A.
Aug 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Super Size Me (2004)
Mc E. Don'ts.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Alive (1993)
'Survivor' meets 'Fear Factor'.
Aug 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Born Into Brothels: Calcutta's Red Light Kids (2004)
Caste-aways. Photo finish.
Jun 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Collateral (2004)
Fox on Cruise control.
May 9, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Ghost (1990)
Whoopi's Indecent Psychic Proposal.
Aug 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)
Bureacrats in Space.
Sep 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Mary Poppins (1964)
It's raining singing nannies.
Jul 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Monster's Ball (2001)
Puffy remixes executioner's song.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Next Karate Kid, The (1994)
Swank's 'Thousand Dollar Baby'.
May 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Omen, The (1976)
Hell on three wheels.
Sep 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
48 Hrs. (1982)
Nolte Breaks Murphy's Law.
Sep 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
American Beauty (1999)
Spacey's Unusual Suspect.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Cell, The (2000)
J-Lo in the box.
Apr 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Heathers (1988)
High school popularity kills.
Sep 18, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Human Stain, The (2003)
Hopkins shuns Black Mama.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Monster's Ball (2001)
Billy's bob hails Berry.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, The (2004)
Sponge Wears Underwater Underwear.
May 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Obi Wan. Stubby one.
May 31, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Starsky & Hutch (2004)
Groovy cops bait Dogg.
Jul 31, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Titanic (1997)
The band sinks on.
Mar 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Weekend At Bernie's (1989)
Dead Man Walking, Dragging.
May 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Aviator, The (2004)
Flew into Cuckoo's Nest.
Aug 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Darko meets Ned Kelly.
Oct 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Return To Hitch Mountain.
Dec 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Oh, God! Jim Carrey.
May 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Calendar Girls (2003)
Golden pin-up girls.
Nov 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Coach Carter (2005)
Sam Dunk!
Apr 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Depp cuts through conformity.
May 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Identity (2003)
Timmy murders imaginary friends.
Jul 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Sword of custody battle.
Aug 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Monster's Ball (2001)
Executioner's Berry Bad Santa.
Nov 14, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Scissorhands goes to Disneyland.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Radio (2003)
Radio without batteries.
Jul 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Risky Business (1983)
Best Whorehouse in Suburbia.
May 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
21 Grams (2003)
Benicio hits and runs.
Sep 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Back To The Future (1985)
Fox outfoxes foxy mom.
May 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
But I'm A Cheerleader (1999)
Gay-straight convert's camp.
Oct 1, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Chicken Run (2000)
Chickens fly the coop.
Jul 7, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Elf (2003)
Big elf that could.
Aug 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Shakespeare In Love (1998)
Gwyneth giveth manly kisses.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Airplane! (1980)
The Spoof Goose.
May 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Blow (2001)
Depp in snow.
Aug 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Brown Bunny, The (2003)
The Blow Bunny.
May 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Christmas Story, A (1983)
Dogs eat christmas turkey.
Mar 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Friday (1995)
Friday night high.
Nov 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Lord Of War (2005)
Yuri sales Uzis.
Sep 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Monster's Ball (2001)
Dead man pimp walking.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Poltergeist (1982)
The TV exorcist.
Aug 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Psycho (1960)
Mother dressed to kill.
May 14, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Splash (1984)
Fish into Hank.
Nov 14, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
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