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Current status of Movie deity (Bronze) with a total of 4130 reviews published to date.
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Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Good Bill Hunting.
Jun 19, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (63)   
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
Leo's first Titanic encounter.
May 23, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (43)   
Others, The (2001)
It's curtains for Kidman.
May 1, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (41)   
Cool Runnings (1993)
High-speed dread people.
Jul 10, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (41)   
The Lion King (1994)
The lion weeps tonight.
Mar 5, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (39)   
Rocky IV (1985)
Rocky downs white Russian.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (37)   
Gingerdead Man, The (2005)
Cookie Monster.
Aug 10, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (36)   
Donnie Darko (2001)
Present tense, future imperfect.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (36)   
Son Of Robin Hood, The (1958)
Miss is Robin's son.
Jan 13, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (34)   
Nell (1994)
Jodie seemingly speaks noncentz.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (34)   
Mars Attacks! (1996)
Ray gun for President.
Jul 10, 2004
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (32)   
Jungle Book, The (1967)
Rhythm and Baloo.
May 13, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (31)   
Hook (1991)
Gooooood Morning Peter Pan!
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (31)   
Saw (2004)
Two men see saw.
Oct 27, 2004
Scored 6/5		  
  Vote (31)   
X2 (2003)
Anna Paquin heat.
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (30)   
Titanic (1997)
Leo gets sinking feeling.
Mar 14, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (30)   
Norma Jean & Marilyn (1996)
Marilyn looking in Mira.
Jul 20, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (28)   
Dictionary Of Sex (1964)
Coming to sexual terms.
Apr 11, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (27)   
You've Got Mail (1998)
He typed, She typed.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (27)   
Super Mario Bros. (1993)
Movie overkills video stars.
Mar 14, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (26)   
Waterworld (1995)
Dances With Jet-skis.
Aug 26, 2004
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (26)   
Christine (1983)
Mad Car Disease.
Apr 13, 2006
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (25)   
Cast Away (2000)
Hanks: 3 hour bore.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (25)   
Phone Booth (2002)
Reach out, kill someone.
May 1, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (25)   
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Rick stays in Hilton.
Feb 10, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (25)   
Son Of Robin Hood, The (1958)
Robin's son, crew? No.
Jan 16, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (25)   
Titanic (1997)
TIT, A NICe drawing.
Apr 18, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (25)   
Cold Mountain (2003)
Hey Jude, come home.
Mar 5, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (25)   
Thinner (1996)
CaSt a Lean curse.
Sep 18, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (24)   
Reindeer Games (2000)
Charlize Navidad.
May 9, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (24)   
Heartbreak Kid, The (2007)
There's Something About Marriage.
Oct 6, 2007
Unscored		  
  Vote (24)   
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
Trek To The Future.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (24)   
Addams Family Values (1993)
It's Wednesday again.
Mar 24, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (24)   
Shark Tale (2004)
Mickey Blue Fin.
Oct 18, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (23)   
Spider-Man (2002)
There's Someone Saving Mary.
Apr 16, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (23)   
Supergirl (1984)
Up, up and Faye.
Mar 14, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (23)   
Jack Frost (1998)
Batman becomes Mr. Freeze.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (23)   
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Brick Roads and Broomsticks.
Feb 6, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (23)   
Alphabet Murders, The (1965)
A vowel of silence.
May 23, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (23)   
Bambi II (2006)
Bambi: Part Doe.
Nov 19, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (23)   
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs (1937)
Mirror predicts Snow.
Nov 21, 2005
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (23)   
Witness (1985)
Han's solo witness.
Feb 18, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (22)   
Nancy Drew (2007)
Clue Lass.
Nov 19, 2007
Unscored		  
  Vote (22)   
Superman Returns (2006)
Alt S Cape, Return.
Aug 8, 2007
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (21)   
Titanic (1997)
Kate wets her whistle.
Sep 12, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (21)   
Pump Up The Volume (1990)
FCC TKO DJ, ASAP.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (21)   
Swimfan (2002)
Swimming with the enemy.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (21)   
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Jake Chill-enhaal.
May 26, 2007
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (21)   
Runaway Bride (1999)
Pretty Noncommited Woman.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (21)   
Shark Tale (2004)
The Sharkpranos.
Oct 18, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (21)   
Garfield: The Movie (2004)
Odie and the pussycat.
Aug 7, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (21)   
You've Got Mail (1998)
Meg is Tom's type.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (20)   
Forrest Gump (1994)
Shrimp for dummies.
Jul 16, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (20)   
Face/Off (1997)
Cage can't face it.
Mar 5, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (20)   
Bambi (1942)
Bambi's mom is game.
Feb 23, 2006
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (20)   
Spider-Man (2002)
Spidey cries, Uncle.
Jul 16, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (20)   
Babe: Pig In The City (1998)
Babe: The Se-squeal.
Feb 20, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (20)   
Cheaper By The Dozen (2003)
12 angry kids.
May 11, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (20)   
Money Pit, The (1986)
Joe vs. The House.
Nov 8, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (20)   
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Sandman beach slapped.
May 12, 2007
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (20)   
Multiplicity (1996)
Holy Batmen!
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (19)   
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
Grapes under pressure.
Feb 2, 2006
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (19)   
Langoliers, The (1995)
Balki To The Future.
Sep 14, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (19)   
Chocolate Sperm (2001)
Melts in mouth, hands.
Apr 9, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (19)   
Ring, The (2002)
Ring a-round, then caller.
May 27, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (19)   
Bambi II (2006)
Bambii.
Nov 19, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (19)   
Se7en (1995)
Sins, seven. Gwyneth, heaven.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (19)   
Scream (1996)
Maiming of the Drew.
Jul 4, 2005
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (19)   
Meet The Stars: Meet Roy Rogers (1941)
About a Roy.
May 22, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (19)   
Bewitched (2005)
Kidman nose her magic.
Jun 23, 2004
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (18)   
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Queen has body, double.
Sep 25, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (18)   
Firestarter (1984)
Matchstick girl.
Mar 1, 2006
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (18)   
Mist, The (2007)
The Fog. Only thinner.
Nov 25, 2007
Unscored		  
  Vote (18)   
Stuck On You (2003)
Side-sticking comedy.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (18)   
Superman (1978)
L.L. Cool J.ournalist.
Mar 2, 2006
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (18)   
Titanic (1997)
Kate's date drowns. Frown.
Sep 29, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (18)   
Earth Girls Are Easy (1988)
Hairy Carrey.
May 4, 2005
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (18)   
Canned Meat Department. No. 5: Vacuum Process (1901)
Sucking meat.
Apr 11, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (18)   
Story Of Cement, The (1978)
Cement has hard times.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (18)   
Steamboat Willie (1928)
Mouse-ka-steer Steamboat.
Apr 18, 2006
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (18)   
Time Machine, The (2002)
Fast forward, can't rewind.
Mar 12, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (18)   
Bewitched (2005)
Noseferaspell.
Aug 26, 2004
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (17)   
I Married A Witch (1942)
Lake has hex appeal.
Sep 23, 2007
Unscored		  
  Vote (17)   
Monsturd (2003)
Turdy rotten scoundrel.
Sep 26, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (17)   
March Of The Penguins (2005)
Penguins- Death and Tuxes.
Aug 22, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (17)   
Fly Away Home (1996)
Flocking geese, go home!
Jun 23, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (17)   
Corpse Bride (2005)
Dead and marrying it.
Nov 4, 2005
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (17)   
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Potter vs. The Lakers.
Mar 22, 2006
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (17)   
Indian In The Cupboard, The (1995)
Mini-ndians.
Oct 13, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (17)   
Invasion Of The Bee Girls (1973)
They bee sexually active.
Sep 8, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (17)   
Sixth Scent, The (1999)
I smell dead people.
Mar 27, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (17)   
Little Shop Of Horrors (1986)
Plant food is people!
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (17)   
Ransom (1996)
Kid leaks kidnapper's identity.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (17)   
Superman (1978)
Flying high and Lois.
Feb 24, 2006
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (17)   
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Bambi meets big foot.
Oct 17, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (17)   
Seven Year Itch, The (1955)
Marilyn's wardrobe malfunction.
May 11, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (17)   
Bruce Almighty (2003)
What Would Jim Do?
Apr 25, 2007
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (17)   
Splash (1984)
The BIG Mermaid.
May 26, 2007
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (17)   
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Jugger-naughty.
Apr 6, 2006
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (17)   
Seven Year Itch, The (1955)
Marilyn gets blown up.
Apr 16, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (16)   
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