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My life imitates art.
Reviews by 'zzzbeauty'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
219
reviews published to date.
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King And I, The (1956)
Getting to know Yul.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(19)
Pay It Forward (2000)
People see dead Osment.
Mar 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(16)
All Dogs Go To Heaven (1989)
Death To Poochy.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(14)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Leo flyin', Christopher Walken.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(13)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
NOT my favorite thing.
Mar 24, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(13)
Shrek (2001)
Green ogres and ham.
Mar 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(10)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Freeman in captivity.
Mar 24, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Wayne's World (1992)
Schwingin' 'n' the Wayne.
Mar 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(9)
White Squall (1996)
Drowned Poet's Society.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(9)
Dangerous Liaisons (1988)
Shagging John Malkovich.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Hanks across America.
Mar 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Pythons sit Round Table.
Feb 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Nine 1/2 Weeks (1986)
Bed and breakfast.
Feb 24, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(8)
Pocahontas (1995)
Disney Indians lack nipples.
Mar 24, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(8)
Bug's Life, A (1998)
Grasshoppers are ant-agonistic.
Mar 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Gone With The Wind (1939)
Tara-bly long.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Apollo 13 (1995)
Small misstep for mankind.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Kramer Vs. Kramer (1979)
Kramer 1, Kramer 0.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(6)
North By Northwest (1959)
Grant takes Saint elsewhere.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Shining, The (1980)
Dead people see Jack.
Mar 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Fast And The Furious, The (2001)
Film runs on Diesel.
Feb 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (1998)
Depp, Del Toro, DRUGS.
Feb 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(5)
K-PAX (2001)
Kevin's a little Spacey.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Labyrinth (1986)
Display of Bowie's 'gifts'.
Jan 26, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(5)
Neverending Story, The (1984)
World threatened by Nothing.
Feb 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Garcia's money, Pitt.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Fisher King, The (1991)
Dude, where's my Grail?
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Girl, Interrupted (1999)
Jolie, Ryder crazy... duh.
Feb 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Muppet Christmas Carol, The (1992)
Ghost of Christmas puppets.
Jan 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Perfect Score, The (2004)
Students Adopt Thievery.
Feb 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Sweet Home Alabama (2002)
The past Reese-urfaces.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Talented Mr. Ripley, The (1999)
Damon goes home-o.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
HAL low, goodbye.
Jul 2, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Army Of Darkness (1992)
Ash angry; deadites doomed.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
God's a Free-man.
Nov 25, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Searching For Baby Fish(er).
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Ghost World (2001)
'Clueless', indie-style.
Feb 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Office Space (1999)
Milton = Root of problem.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Patriot, The (2000)
Gibson still hates English.
Mar 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Road To Perdition (2002)
Hanks says, 'Goodbye, Newman!'.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Uptown Girls (2003)
Molly under the Gunn.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
Comedians act like cowboys.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Aladdin (1992)
Blue + bottle + fly = Williams!
Oct 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
All The Real Girls (2003)
Virgin sleeps around.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
American Beauty (1999)
Creepy teen films trash.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Blow (2001)
Depp dreams of daughter.
Feb 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Moore left-wing media bias.
Mar 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Cast Away (2000)
Beach volleyball, played solo.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Citizen Kane (1941)
Death brings sledding memories.
Jan 29, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Clueless (1995)
Modern Emma nearly incest.
Mar 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Cold Comfort Farm (1995)
Robert Post's child's story.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Court Jester, The (1955)
A Robin Hood-esque Kayeper.
Apr 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Dogma (1999)
Alanis ends armageddon.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Burton's cutting-edge dark comedy.
Jun 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
First Knight (1995)
Guinevere shifts Gere.
Feb 14, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Murray learns by repetition.
Feb 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Haunted Mansion, The (2003)
Tilly under glass.
Mar 24, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Hook (1991)
Fantasy food fight, fantastic.
Mar 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Intolerable Cruelty (2003)
Pre-nup nails Clooney's ass.
Apr 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
It Happened One Night (1934)
Heroine hitchhiking = hilarity!
Feb 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Last Picture Show, The (1971)
Cybill, disobedience.
Jun 28, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Monsters, Inc. (2001)
Kiddie loves Kitty.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Much Ado About Nothing (1993)
Denzel, Keanu... unlikely brothers.
Mar 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Mulholland Drive (2001)
Blue key, red Harring.
Nov 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
My Boss's Daughter (2003)
Ashton cares for OJ.
Apr 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Nicholson flies the coop.
Feb 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Nazis surprised by God-in-a-Box.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Some Like It Hot (1959)
Men, Marilyn 'Run Wild'.
Mar 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Swiss Family Robinson (1960)
Swiss celebrate Carribean Christmas.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Toy Story 2 (1999)
Flatulent Frasier toy- evil.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
West Side Story (1961)
Singing Shakespearean Puerto Ricans.
Feb 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Zoolander (2001)
Stiller dislikes the left.
Mar 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Adventures Of Baron Munchausen, The (1988)
Baron's truths seem fictitious.
Feb 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
After The Thin Man (1936)
Murder mystery; Stewart brilliant.
Feb 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Alexander (2004)
Alexander the FABULOUS!
Jul 2, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Amadeus (1984)
Salieri finally wins.
Jul 3, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Burgundy matinee = Afternoon Delight!
Jun 28, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Better Off Dead... (1985)
Cusack gets French kiss.
Mar 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Big Fish (2003)
Finney grows fins.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Blade Runner (1982)
Robots running in rain.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Blow (2001)
Selfish Cruz blows Depp.
Feb 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Boiler Room (2000)
Diesel does 'Wall Street'.
Dec 14, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Clue (1985)
Undercover heterosexual solves case.
Mar 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Coffee And Cigarettes (2003)
Table tableaus.
Dec 14, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Dark Crystal, The (1982)
Morphing muppets frighten children.
Jan 31, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Driving Miss Daisy (1989)
Freeman slave to Tandy.
Mar 24, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Elizabeth (1998)
Fiennes = Elizabethan lover. Again.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Erin Brockovich (2000)
Julia gets water down.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Broderick plays, Jennifer's grey.
Feb 29, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Fight Club (1999)
Snowflake army loses individuality.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
From Justin To Kelly (2003)
American Idols, washed up.
Jul 3, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Gladiator (2000)
Russell Crowes for Oscar.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Grease (1978)
Channing's 'accident' steals show.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)
Cusack proves pen's might.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Columbus ruins Rowling's magic.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Heathers (1988)
Heathers get deader.
Mar 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Hedwig And The Angry Inch (2001)
Tranny going out half-cocked.
Jul 4, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Help! (1965)
Ringo on the run.
Feb 29, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Smith's biggest self-spoof.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Kids In The Hall: Brain Candy (1996)
Fraser fears experimental drugs.
Dec 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
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