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Handsome, witty, IQ 120.
Reviews by 'Zig'
Current status of
Movie fan
with a total of
16
reviews published to date.
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Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Vader was called 'Annie'!
Dec 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Ring tossed in crack.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Spider-Man (2002)
Geek wears colourful latex.
Dec 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Anakin destroys stuff accidentally.
Dec 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Conan The Barbarian (1982)
Thrusting swords, large snake.
Dec 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Dogma (1999)
Toilet demon, toilet movie.
Dec 14, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Spider-Man (2002)
Dafoe: green Power Ranger.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Padme beholds Anakin's lightsaber.
Dec 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
6th Day, The (2000)
Arnie clone dominates wife.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Aliens (1986)
Queen messily penetrates android.
Dec 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Finding Nemo (2003)
Aussie shark; big, scary.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Krull (1983)
Lava doesn't burn much.
Dec 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Predator (1987)
Arnie battles semi-blind alien.
Dec 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Padme stripped in stadium.
Dec 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Luke torpedoes shaft.
Dec 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Midgets behold Luke's lightsaber.
Dec 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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