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Reviews by 'Joshua'
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with a total of
41
reviews published to date.
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Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Needed: 'Better Acting' spell.
Aug 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Primary Colors (1998)
'Election Night Fever'.
Aug 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Fail, retry, abort, die.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Blow (2001)
Business savvy Hunter Thompson.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Hope you saw 'Clerks'.
Aug 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Logan's Run (1976)
Mid life crisis: death.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
'Moisture farmers' eat soup?
Aug 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Ewoks kill trained soldiers.
Aug 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Saturday Detention, 80's style.
Aug 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Deer Hunter, The (1978)
Vietnam makes men crazy.
Aug 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
The Corleones kill everyone.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Godfather: Part III, The (1990)
Diabetic Corleone yells, retires.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Puberty for wiz kids.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
I Am Cuba (1964)
Like 'Bananas', without comedy.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
Like 'Snatch', but cheaper.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Talking heads commit crime.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984)
Found Spock, lost fans.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Anakin complains. Binks lives.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Imperials, intergalactic incest incident.
Aug 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Starship Troopers (1997)
Boobs hide space nazis.
Feb 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
We Were Soldiers (2002)
Wallace ancestors continue fighting.
Aug 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Proof Osment is robot.
Aug 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Alive (1993)
Canni-ball players get hungry.
Aug 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Myers repeats annoying accent.
Aug 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Bananas (1971)
Allen plays Cuban self.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Bones (2001)
Snoop makes unintentional comedy.
Aug 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Bruce Almighty (2003)
Freeman is God, literally!
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Dog Day Afternoon (1975)
Had me yelling, 'Attica'.
Aug 10, 2006
Unscored
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Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (1998)
Like 'Swingers', with drugs.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Forrest Gump (1994)
Everyone loves historical retards!
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Knight's Tale, A (2001)
Ledger's knight on town.
Aug 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior (1981)
High gas price: death.
Aug 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
Black Pearl Strikes Back.
Jul 29, 2006
Unscored
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Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Hunter Thompson as pirate.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Pretty In Pink (1986)
Molly mollifies plucky Duckie.
Dec 21, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Replacement Killers, The (1998)
Sorvino chews the Fat.
Aug 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Ring, The (2002)
Scariest VHS since 'Waterboy'.
Aug 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Ending: Qui is Gon.
Aug 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
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The Adventures Of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew (1983)
MacKenzie brothers take off.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Titus (1999)
Shakespeare done right: Gorily.
Aug 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Top Gun (1986)
Big budget recruitment film.
Aug 11, 2003
Unscored
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