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Reviews by 'morph'
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with a total of
120
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Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Robin is a chicken.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Spy Game (2001)
Bishop in check mate.
Aug 31, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Volcano (1997)
Jones vs. L.A. volcano.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Sleeping Beauty (1959)
Blue/ pink dress wars!
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Headless Hessien haunts Hollow.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Toy Story 2 (1999)
Woody makes new friends.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Zoolander (2001)
Odd male fashion flick.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Bambi (1942)
Death, love and 'twitterpation'.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Father clownfish gets Crushed.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Jungle Book, The (1967)
Beatle buzzards help lad.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Kohl-eyed Caribbean wonder.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Robbins flies the coop.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Toy Story (1995)
Tim, Tom talk toys.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Tremors (1990)
Desert worms eat town.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
X-Men (2000)
Mutant mayhem makes $millions$.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Aladdin And The King Of Thieves (1996)
Aladdin trilogy finally ends.
Sep 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Anger Management (2003)
Sandler's anger causes laughter.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Anne Of Green Gables (1934)
P.E.I. girl's green adventures.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Babe (1995)
Border collie mothers piglet.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Bean (1997)
Bean takes on painting.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Beauty And The Beast (1991)
Enchanted knick-kacks, fuzzy prince.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Beetlejuice (1988)
Goth almost marries ghost.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Dinosaur (2000)
Lemurs adopt baby dino.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Dr. Dolittle 2 (2001)
Daughter inherits animal lingo.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Fantasia/2000 (1999)
Fantaisa 21st centuary style.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Free Willy 2: The Adventure Home (1995)
Oil spill threatens pod.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Grease (1978)
50's teens love life.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Bloody big snake hunt.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Hercules (1997)
Humourous Hades hates Herk.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Hot Chick, The (2002)
Girl learns manly lesson.
Aug 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Jones Jr. with Sr.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Jumanji (1995)
Board game ain't boring!
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Kate & Leopold (2001)
Hugh shows non-Wolverine acting.
Aug 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Knight's Tale, A (2001)
Peasant to knight story.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Lethal Weapon 4 (1998)
Jet blasts Lethal cops.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Python in New Testement.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Little Mermaid II: Return To The Sea, The (2000)
Melody meets Ursala's sister.
Sep 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Little Mermaid, The (1989)
Mermaid dreams of man.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Madeline (1998)
French girls, Spanish boy.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
MASH (1970)
Korean surgical army humour.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Monty Python Live At The Hollywood Bowl (1982)
Python coils around Hollywood.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
Robin goes for granny.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Mulan (1998)
Chineese chick champions country.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Pinocchio (1940)
Bug helps pine boy.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Pocahontas (1995)
Evil Governor harrasses Natives.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Robin Hood (1973)
Robin Hood gone wild.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Shrek (2001)
Scottish ogre's friendly ass.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Osment observes dead dudes.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs (1937)
Seven lucky little men.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Spider-Man (2002)
Goblin gets run through.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Strictly Ballroom (1992)
Couple romantisize ballroom dancing.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Stuart Little (1999)
Cat with mouse master.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Sword In The Stone, The (1963)
Wizard helps young king.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Tarzan (1999)
Rosie goes gorilla.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Tigger Movie, The (2000)
Tigger gets too depressed.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Titan A.E. (2000)
Spaced-out animation, exploding Earth.
Mar 15, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Waterboy, The (1998)
Waterboy becomes football star.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
What Women Want (2000)
Man finally understands women.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Detective helps toon rabbit.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet (1996)
Leo DiCaprio goes Romeo.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
X2 (2003)
Soldiers stomp special school.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
101 Dalmatians (1996)
Dogs save spotted pups.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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102 Dalmatians (2000)
White dalmation earns spots.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Adventures Of Rocky & Bullwinkle, The (2000)
Karen cares for cartoons.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Aladdin (1992)
Al wishes for princess.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Alice In Wonderland (1951)
Late rabbit rushes about.
Aug 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Animal, The (2001)
Schneider with Survivor girlfriend.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Antz (1998)
Drunk wasp helps ant.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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AristoCats, The (1970)
Kitten mother loves Tom.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Armageddon (1998)
Americans, Russian save world.
Aug 31, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)
Another wet Disney movie.
Jul 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Bedazzled (2000)
Elizabeth Devil temps Brendon.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Behind Enemy Lines (2001)
Stalking sniper hunts pilot.
Aug 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Bruce Almighty (2003)
Carrey with divine powers.
Aug 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Bug's Life, A (1998)
Grasshopper gang bullies ants.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Cast Away (2000)
Lonely man befriends volleyball.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Charlotte's Web (1973)
Friendly spider saves pig.
Sep 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Chicken Run (2000)
Ginger loves lying rooster.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Cinderella (1950)
Abused lady's magical dreams.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Daredevil (2003)
Hero in Hell's Kitchen.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Deep Blue Sea (1999)
Smart sharks seek snacks.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Doctor Dolittle (1998)
Rodney talks with Eddie.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Dumbo (1941)
Mouse helps airborne elephant.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Emperor's New Groove, The (2000)
Snobby emperor changes groove.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Fantasia (1940)
A Disney concert night.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Forrest Gump (1994)
Leg braces to fatherhood.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Fox And The Hound, The (1981)
Best buddies battle bear.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Free Willy (1993)
Pree-teen saves orca whale.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Wizards search for stone.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Hunchback Of Notre Dame, The (1996)
Hunchbacked hero, gypsy, knight.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Ice Age (2002)
Scrat steals snow show.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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K-PAX (2001)
Kevin produces Prot's report.
Jul 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Lady And The Tramp (1955)
Nasty Aunt muzzles Lady.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Lady And The Tramp II: Scamp's Adventure (2001)
Tramp's son learns family.
Sep 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Lilo & Stitch (2002)
Destructive alien learns love.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Lion King II: Simba's Pride, The (1998)
Lady lion loves loner.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Little Nicky (2000)
Sandler is Satan's son.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Little Shop Of Horrors (1986)
Plant with large appetite.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Mary Poppins (1964)
Magical nanny sweetens father.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Mask, The (1994)
Mask makes midnight mayhem.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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