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Reviews by 'Sean'
Current status of Movie oracle with a total of 1106 reviews published to date.
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Planet Of The Apes (2001)
The Apes Of Roth.
Jul 10, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (92)   
Wedding Singer, The (1998)
Groom With A Drew.
Jun 23, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (85)   
Few Good Men, A (1992)
Jack in the box.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (80)   
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Ice sea, dead people.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (79)   
March Of The Penguins (2005)
The Emperors Hike Back.
Jul 3, 2005
Scored 6/5		  
  Vote (79)   
Man With The Smallest Penis In Existence And The Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him, The (2003)
Hung like a horsefly.
Aug 12, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (64)   
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Maiming of the Jew.
Jul 3, 2004
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (60)   
Attack Of The Killer Refrigerator (1990)
Serial chiller.
Jul 31, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (60)   
Incredibles, The (2004)
Family downs Syndrome.
Jun 18, 2005
Scored 6/5		  
  Vote (56)   
Kurt & Courtney (1998)
Smells like embalming spirit.
Jul 20, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (56)   
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Son of a witch.
Oct 31, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (54)   
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Sith out of luck.
Sep 14, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (54)   
Dance Naked (1995)
Striply Ballroom.
Jan 2, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (54)   
Bounty, The (1984)
Bligh. Sea. Fled people.
Jun 11, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (51)   
Thinner (1996)
Fate: curse then death.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (51)   
Naked States (2000)
Ogle a ho, Ma.
Jan 2, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (48)   
Wadd: The Life And Times Of John C. Holmes (1998)
1' in the grave.
May 7, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (47)   
Monsturd (2003)
Close encounter, turd kind.
Jul 31, 2004
Scored 6/5		  
  Vote (46)   
Bicycle Thieves (1948)
Bye cycle.
May 8, 2007
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (45)   
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Bruce Alrighty!
Aug 13, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (44)   
Erotic Misadventures Of The Invisible Man, The (2003)
He came, nobody saw.
May 20, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (44)   
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Buttcrack Mountin'.
Oct 17, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (43)   
Porn Star: The Legend Of Ron Jeremy (2001)
Big Fat Freak, Bedding.
May 2, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (43)   
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
To Trinity, and Beyond.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (42)   
Custer Of The West (1967)
Blaming Of The Sioux.
May 21, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (42)   
Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)
Tell-a-banned joke?
Feb 22, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (42)   
Naked Party Games (1997)
Hide and streak.
Dec 26, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (41)   
Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)
Sodo-mites.
Dec 31, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (39)   
Troy (2004)
Brad pulls off Trojan.
Jan 4, 2005
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (39)   
Monster (2003)
Whore and piece.
Oct 10, 2005
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (38)   
Ribald Tales Of Robin Hood, The (1969)
Throbbin' Hood.
Apr 27, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (38)   
Captain Corelli's Mandolin (2001)
War and Greece.
Jun 14, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (37)   
Junior (1994)
Sperminator.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (37)   
Planet Of The Apes (2001)
Apes wrote script.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (36)   
Naked Party Games (1997)
Fancy undress party.
Nov 10, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (35)   
Story Of Menstruation, The (1946)
1940's 'period' drama.
Apr 22, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (35)   
Nude Law Enforcement (1993)
'Bust'ed.
Nov 10, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (35)   
Legally Blonde (2001)
...And Justice for Elle.
Nov 28, 2005
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (35)   
Monsturd (2003)
Poo To A Kill.
Feb 13, 2005
Scored 6/5		  
  Vote (35)   
Bad Santa (2003)
Ho ho f***ing ho.
Nov 22, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (35)   
Chatterbox (1977)
Shut up, you twat!
Jul 11, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (34)   
March Of The Penguins (2005)
Penguins take babysitting literally.
Mar 28, 2006
Scored 6/5		  
  Vote (34)   
Social History Of Virginity, The (2003)
Maiden USA.
Feb 18, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (34)   
Fugitive, The (1993)
Dead man walking runs.
Jun 7, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (34)   
USS VD: Ship Of Shame (1942)
Top Gunorrhea.
Feb 14, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (34)   
Gone With The Wind (1939)
Belle without a cause.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (33)   
Avenging Disco Vampires (2001)
It's Draining Men.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (33)   
Name Of The Rose, The (1986)
Arsenic and old monks.
Aug 7, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (33)   
Dildo Diaries (2002)
Banned aid.
Jan 2, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (33)   
Bestiality (1976)
Woman likes it 'Ruff!'.
Jun 30, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (33)   
World's Fastest Indian, The (2005)
Hannibal the cannonball.
Oct 27, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (33)   
Monsturd (2003)
Plop Fiction.
Nov 14, 2005
Scored 6/5		  
  Vote (32)   
Black Island (1979)
Isle be black.
Apr 25, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (32)   
Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
As You Like Tit.
Dec 25, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (32)   
Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)
Lesbiants.
Dec 31, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (32)   
Twelve Monkeys (1995)
Time travel. Monkey business.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (31)   
Touching The Void (2003)
Andean rope flick.
Nov 10, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (31)   
Witches, The (1990)
Attack of the Crones.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (31)   
Killer Nun (1979)
Sister of no Mercy.
Dec 14, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (31)   
Dead Man Walking (1995)
Sean: Con 'descending'.
Nov 24, 2005
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (31)   
Zombie Cop (1991)
Deadtective.
Jul 4, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (31)   
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Global ice-ation.
Feb 25, 2005
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (31)   
Attack Of The Killer Refrigerator (1990)
Kelvineater.
Jul 26, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (30)   
Vagina For Christmas, A (2001)
A gift box.
Jan 5, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (30)   
Story Of Menstruation, The (1946)
Vaginal Tap.
Apr 27, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (30)   
Animal Farm (1954)
Feudalist pigs.
Nov 18, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (30)   
War Of The Worlds (2005)
Martians' war on terra.
Mar 28, 2006
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (30)   
Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
Corrupted Data saved.
May 6, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (30)   
Pretty In Pink (1986)
Pretty ugly in pink.
Jun 12, 2003
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (29)   
...And Justice For All (1979)
No justice for Al.
Dec 13, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (29)   
All Nude Summer (1998)
Tools out for Summer.
Dec 26, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (29)   
Bad Santa (2003)
Santa drinks Christmas spirit.
Nov 22, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (29)   
Erotic Adventures Of Robinson Crusoe, The (1975)
Friday comes before Thursday.
Jul 3, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (28)   
Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
Old Hyman finally pierced.
Jun 3, 2005
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (28)   
Ring 2 (1999)
O 2.
Aug 16, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (28)   
Nude Ice Skating (1998)
Flashdance on ice.
Dec 30, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (28)   
Waterworld (1995)
Director wet behind ears.
May 6, 2003
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (28)   
Killer Condom (1996)
A Bite To Dis-member.
Jul 27, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (28)   
Boxing Cats (Prof. Welton's), The (1894)
Pussy gets a pounding.
Jun 20, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (27)   
Chronicles Of Riddick, The (2004)
Chronically Riddick-ulous.
Aug 13, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (27)   
Excalibur (1981)
Sword of the Kings.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (27)   
Jack The Ripper (1976)
Whore And Dismembrance.
Aug 24, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (27)   
Property Of The State: Gay Men In The Apartheid Military (2003)
'Out' in Africa.
Apr 19, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (27)   
Me And Him (1988)
The Great Dicktator.
Jul 28, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (27)   
Night Of The Living Bread (1990)
Bread rises, from grave.
Sep 21, 2005
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (27)   
12 Angry Men (1957)
Only 11 Angry Men.
May 7, 2005
Scored 6/5		  
  Vote (27)   
My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)
For feta or worse...
Apr 3, 2006
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (27)   
Forrest Gump (1994)
Tom runs for Oscar.
Apr 11, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (27)   
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Anakin: 'I'll be black'.
May 30, 2005
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (27)   
Naked Fairy Tales (2002)
Three Billy Goats Buff.
Mar 9, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (27)   
Blow (2001)
Coke adds Life.
Jul 5, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (27)   
Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Eggs Benedicked.
Feb 18, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (26)   
Armageddon (1998)
Asteroid misses Hollywood unfortunately.
Mar 22, 2003
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (26)   
Nude On The Moon (1961)
Gawking on the moon.
Nov 10, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (26)   
Female Masturbation (1978)
Menage a moi.
Sep 5, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (26)   
Nude Bowling Party (1995)
Ten-porn bowling.
Nov 6, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (26)   
Undercover With The KKK (1979)
Shit hits the Klan.
Jul 20, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (26)   
Wadd: The Life And Times Of John C. Holmes (1998)
The Loin King.
Jun 1, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (26)   
Bestiality (1976)
Lassie cum home.
Jun 29, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (26)   
All Dogs Go To Heaven (1989)
God sees dog.
Apr 28, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (25)   
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