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Luck-pushing, rule-bending, chance-taking reviewer
Reviews by 'Rovark'
Current status of
Movie deity (Bronze)
with a total of
5075
reviews published to date.
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Mary Poppins (1964)
Van Dyke's pseudo-cockney-unrealistic-especially-atrocious accent.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(93)
Watership Down (1978)
Warren piece.
Oct 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(92)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Hand lost. Han found.
May 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(41)
Dudley Do-Right (1999)
The Fool Mountie.
Sep 15, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(38)
8 Mile (2002)
Rap. With capital C.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(38)
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
About last Knight.
May 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(37)
Signs (2002)
Alien visitors bring Spirograph.
Mar 24, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(36)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Messiah leaves holey Trinity.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(35)
Titanic (1997)
She floats. He don't.
May 15, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
(34)
Interview With The Vampire (1994)
Haemoerotic.
Aug 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(32)
Basic Instinct (1992)
Stone shows cunning stunt.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(32)
Big Blue, The (1988)
Deep-breath taking. Deep, breath-taking.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(29)
Phone Booth (2002)
Life on the line.
May 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(27)
Bambi (1942)
Greatest stag movie ever.
May 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(27)
Those Magnificent Men In Their Flying Machines, Or How I Flew From London To Paris In 25 Hours 11 Minutes (1965)
Luvvies in the air.
May 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(27)
Exodus (1960)
Birth of Oy Nation.
May 19, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(27)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
The Sheriff's a ni...
Jan 20, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(26)
Casino (1995)
Macho DeNiro, Mucho dinero.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(26)
Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, The (2004)
Murray's 'Life of Brine'.
Jul 22, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(26)
Hang 'Em High (1968)
Eastwood not well hung.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(25)
Bean (1997)
Unbearable Triteness Of Bean.
Mar 24, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(25)
Highlander (1986)
French Scotsman, Scottish Spaniard.
Feb 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(25)
Desperado (1995)
Mad Mex: Guitar warrior.
May 15, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(24)
Phantasm (1979)
Great ball's a flier.
May 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(24)
Zodiac (2007)
Twe12e.
Aug 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(24)
Pollock (2000)
Jack the dripper.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
10 (1979)
Dudley's a sex thimble.
Feb 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(23)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Leia wears That costume.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(22)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
'Greens' destroy 'Saruman Industries'.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(22)
Patton (1970)
3* General. 4* film.
Aug 31, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(21)
Orgasm Raygun, The (1998)
Gun causes 'little death'.
May 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Fistful Of Dollars, A (1964)
The Leone Stranger.
Oct 20, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(21)
Godfather, The (1972)
Like father, like Don.
Apr 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(21)
Gone With The Wind (1939)
Scarlett pregnant, Butler dunnit.
Mar 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(20)
Shampoo (1975)
Beatty curls up, dyes.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(20)
Omen, The (1976)
Old Nick jackal-son.
Feb 15, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(20)
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Dying diva's nothing Toulouse.
Feb 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(20)
American Pie (1999)
Boy meats apple pie.
Sep 28, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(19)
Memento (2000)
Complicated plot, take notes.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(19)
Withnail & I (1987)
Grant has fine whines.
Apr 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(19)
Fritz The Cat (1972)
Sex and the kitty.
Aug 24, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(19)
Psychomania (1973)
Brat out of Hell.
Mar 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(19)
Planet Of The Apes (1968)
Luckily, monkeys speak English.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(19)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
Arrrhh be back.
Nov 4, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(18)
Untouchables, The (1987)
Jock, Ness, mobster.
Feb 3, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(18)
Last Legion, The (2007)
Firth Knight.
Nov 1, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(18)
GoodFellas (1990)
Pesci's a funny guy.
Feb 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(18)
Babette's Feast (1987)
Much ado about noshing.
Jan 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(17)
2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)
Without Diesel, vehicle stalls.
Aug 30, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(17)
Il Postino (1994)
Poet improves postman's delivery.
May 16, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(17)
Coyote Ugly (2000)
'Cocktail' with extra tail.
Jul 15, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(17)
Kind Hearts And Coronets (1949)
Price downs eight Guinnesses.
May 9, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(17)
Undead (2003)
G'day of the dead.
May 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Fight Club (1999)
Even anarchists have rules.
Dec 23, 2002
Scored 6/5
Vote
(17)
You've Got Mail (1998)
'Shop Around Corner' E-hashed.
Apr 2, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(17)
Dirty Harry (1971)
Clint Eastwood's magnum opus.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(16)
Escape From New York (1981)
One-Eyed snake stands proud.
Apr 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(16)
Secret Of The Incas (1954)
Heston's Machu posturing.
Aug 20, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(16)
Shining, The (1980)
237 scarier than 101.
Apr 7, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(16)
Little Shop Of Horrors (1986)
Beware; plant, cross, sings.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(16)
Mary Poppins (1964)
Take insulin before viewing.
Mar 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(16)
Crucible, The (1996)
Massachusettsian machinations mirror Macarthyism.
Mar 6, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
Good Morning Vietnam (1987)
CO KO's GI DJ.
Jul 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
Jurassic Park (1993)
T-Rex, 20th century toys.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
Regarding Henry (1991)
Moral: Shoot more lawyers.
Mar 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
Wild, The (2006)
Saving pride-cub Ryan.
Jun 8, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Depp takes all, sorts.
Nov 30, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
O (2001)
Teen tragedy of amoor.
Nov 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Risky Business (1983)
Cruise left 'Ho Alone.
Sep 8, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(15)
Piglet's Big Movie (2003)
Introvert's a little rasher.
Sep 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
Erotic Adventures Of The Three Musketeers, The (1992)
Thrust, parry, thrust thrust..
Feb 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Airplane! (1980)
Autopilot rises to occasion.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(15)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Gun culture - ultimate oxymoron.
Feb 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(15)
Everlasting Piece, An (2000)
Toupee or not toupee.
Apr 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Return Of The Seven (1966)
Yul, be back.
Jun 18, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
Miami Vice (2006)
It's Sonny in Miami.
Jun 14, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Hot Fuzz (2007)
Straight Pegg, around hole.
Mar 17, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
Michael Collins (1996)
Neeson's Fein mess.
Apr 11, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Johnny English (2003)
Credit card advert swiped.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(14)
See No Evil, Hear No Evil (1989)
Deaf, blind. And dumb
Dec 6, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(14)
Thir13en Ghosts (2001)
How many scary sp00ks?
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(14)
Warriors, The (1979)
Get Beck to Coney.
Jul 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(14)
Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004)
Another Shaggy- dog story.
May 24, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(13)
Sin City (2005)
Marv's night to dismember.
Jun 20, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(13)
Soccer As Never Before (1971)
The times of Best.
May 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Ali (2001)
Will Smith's 'Raging butterfly'.
Mar 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(13)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Smeagol falls for precious.
Apr 9, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(13)
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (2007)
A bloody close shave.
Feb 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)
Four matched, one dispatched.
Sep 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
Ice Cold In Alex (1958)
Worlds best oasis. Probably.
Apr 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(13)
39 Steps, The (1935)
Cops search for Donat.
Aug 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
Maid In Manhattan (2002)
Pretty fat-arsed woman.
Jun 8, 2003
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Message To Love: The Isle Of Wight Festival (1997)
The Wight Stuff.
Mar 31, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(13)
Football Factory, The (2004)
Laddies sing The Blues.
Feb 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Gladiator (2000)
Crowe's in Maximus overdrive.
Feb 16, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(12)
Hot Fuzz (2007)
Die Hart-beat.
Mar 10, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(12)
Dentist, The (1932)
The Drilling Fields.
Mar 22, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(12)
Bandit Queen (1994)
Die cast, Caste die.
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(12)
Everlasting Piece, An (2000)
Northern Irish piece process.
Nov 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Ring (1998)
Video encourages well-being?
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
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