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Anaconda (1997) |
| 57 reviews |
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Film rated 2 / 5
(Chick rating: 2.1 / 5)
(Guy rating: 1.9 / 5)
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| Snake eating J-Lo's posse. |
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| 'Hiss' story of violence. |
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| Snake misses JLo, bummer. |
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| Voight constricted by plot. |
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| Large snakes aVoight starving. |
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| Voight snake hunter, hunted. |
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| Anaconda is hiss-terically bad. |
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| J-lo battles mammoth Ass-p. |
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| J-Lo's snake-rattlin' role. |
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| Big snake outacts humans. |
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| J-Lo snakes through jungle. |
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| JLo fears African python. |
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| Jaws rip-off squeezes believability. |
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| Voight mimics massive snake. |
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| J-Lo's ass avoids squeeze. |
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| Voight's accent greatest horror. |
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| Snake can't stomach Voight. |
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| Voight becomes anaconda entree. |
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| Voight: snake's technicolor yawn. |
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| Voight stalks ,snakes J-Lo. |
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| Lopez sees Llosa's snake. |
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| Snake almost eats everybody. |
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| Big snake regurgitates Voight. |
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| JLo tackles writhing snake. |
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| Terri Flores giant snake. |
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| Comatose captain's craft commandeered. |
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| Deeply underrated 'Jaws' knock-off. |
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| Voight slimier than snake. |
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| Voight can't master snarling. |
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| Snake eats snake catcher. |
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| Acting scarier than snake. |
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| Mechanical snake upstages actors. |
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| J-Lo survives super snake. |
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