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Under Siege (1992) |
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Film rated 2.9 / 5
(Chick rating: 4 / 5)
(Guy rating: 2.9 / 5)
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| Cake contains artificial implants. |
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| Captain's cook: trained SEAL. |
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| Seagal shit on battleship. |
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| Seagal kills, also cooks. |
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| 'Just Cook' serves mayhem. |
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| Seasick stripper thwarts terrorists. |
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| Beginning of Seagal's end. |
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| Jones gets Seagal's point. |
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| Tommy comes, shoots seamen. |
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| SE(ag)AL cooks anti-terrorist attack. |
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| Seagal SEALS pirate's fate. |
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| Baywatch strip, hijacked ship. |
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| Jones- psychotic ship-jacker. |
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| Baddies outshine lardy chef. |
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| SEAL Cook Aikidos Pirates. |
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| Cook creates microwave nuke. |
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| Cook: broken SEAL mended. |
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| Seagal scuppers ship snatchers. |
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| Navy SEAL cooks hijackers. |
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| Seagal battles overacting Jones. |
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| Chef/ stripper retake battleship. |
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| Aikidoka recaptures warship. |
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| Radicals take over battleship. |
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| Casey cooks turkey, terrorists. |
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| SEAL steals Tommy's thunder. |
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| You can steal battleships!? |
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| Terrorist foiled by dish-washer. |
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| Ryback cooks the terrorists. |
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| Microwave bomb goes boom. |
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| Seagal, Tommy sharpen knives. |
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| Cake has scrumptious filling. |
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| Stripper oblivious to silence! |
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| Chef cooks Jones's goose. |
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| Seagal's determined, by galley! |
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| Seagal's seaman jerks off. |
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