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Austin Powers In Goldmember

(2002)
156 reviews
Film rated 3.1 / 5  (Chick rating: 2.4 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.2 / 5)
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Father, son: wholly gauche.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (27)   
To Insanity & Beyonce!
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (25)   
Please say Never Again.
Montgomery 
  Vote (17)   
Beyonce is Foxy, Brown.
turrell 
  Vote (14)   
Myers's absence of phallus.
leXXVIycaution 
  Vote (13)   
Beyonce's nod to blaxploitation.
aahaa, muahaha 
  Vote (10)   
Beyonc�ing Back to 1975.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (9)   
Evil's in Austin's past.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (8)   
Seth Green with envy.
Montgomery 
  Vote (8)   
Bastard joins Weight Watchers.
Lindsey K 
  Vote (7)   
Cruise favours Dixie Normous.
Corduroy Pillow 
  Vote (6)   
AU-stin Powers' third film.
Ken 
  Vote (6)   
Evil raps before jailbreak.
Paddy C 
  Vote (6)   
Caine is Powers' fahzzer.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (5)   
Crouching Tiger, Fat Bastard.
GHcool 
  Vote (5)   
Third Power's rather weak.
LPH 
  Vote (5)   
Beyonc�, Moles.
soda 
  Vote (4)   
Thin Bastard, vaginal neckline.
redPen 
  Vote (4)   
Mystery man milking mojo.
Downtown 
  Vote (4)   
Best golden penis movie.
NH 
  Vote (4)   
Troyer Traitor.
redPen 
  Vote (4)   
Au, Behave!
Justin Credible 
  Vote (4)   
Britney's robotic singing exposed.
Batty 
  Vote (4)   
Vierdo enjoys vinkie painting.
Andrew 
  Vote (3)   
Shrek vs goldicocks.
el guapo 
  Vote (3)   
Powers of Three.
demonic 
  Vote (3)   
Film lost it's mojo.
Larry S. 
  Vote (3)   
Goldmember not Gold Oscar.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (3)   
Powers sees Evil's nuts.
rockfsh 
  Vote (3)   
Beyonce: Black to Future.
Yukon 
  Vote (3)   
Golden Dutch man.
Mr Savoir Faire 
  Vote (3)   
Mini-Me Vernes the tables.
mandodgingdebris 
  Vote (2)   
Gold found in Nether-Lands.
bennyr81 
  Vote (2)   
Mole Savages boys face.
Spurting 
  Vote (2)   
To the third Powers.
cerealandrubber... 
  Vote (2)   
Scott Evil Needs Rogaine.
mampers11 
  Vote (2)   
Fahzza bonds with son(s).
leXXVIycaution 
  Vote (2)   
24-carat cocksman engrosses.
clay 
  Vote (2)   
Beyonc�'s Foxxy out-Powers Austin.
SiliconHero 
  Vote (2)   
Mojo miniscule. Stop now!
shoon 
  Vote (2)   
Mini Me betrays papa.
Pixar 
  Vote (2)   
Expensive dick, cheap jokes.
risingstar1919 
  Vote (2)   
Myers's Ore full spoof.
el guapo 
  Vote (2)   
Golden Meyers Production.
bife 
  Vote (2)   
Myers's Golden Goose leaden.
RedKate 
  Vote (2)   
Dr. Evil turns pimp.
Brian6 
  Vote (2)   
Austin horsePowers Godzilla.
Mr Savoir Faire 
  Vote (2)   
Meyers ridicules Dutch wonderfully.
bife 
  Vote (2)   
Britney's head disaSpears. Hooray.
Markandlain 
  Vote (2)   
Myers goes double Dutch.
Raz 
  Vote (1)   
Austin's new platform.
Evil Giraffe 
  Vote (1)   
Beyonce proves ONLY Goldmember.
JonRoss 
  Vote (1)   
Multiple Myers not golden!
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Golden penis? Au my!
Falken 
  Vote (1)   
Mini Me is tripod.
fear the penguins 
  Vote (1)   
Austins' nephew turns evil.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (1)   
Evil gets his sharks.
Pixar 
  Vote (1)   
Austin Pow3rs.
isteratter 
  Vote (1)   
Villain has 24K dong.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (1)   
Fat Bastard, thinner bastard.
Montgomery 
  Vote (1)   
Twins Fook with Powers.
Rovark 
  Vote (1)   
Golden gonads perplex Powers.
Rovark 
  Vote (1)   
Austin's brother is Evil.
Rovark 
  Vote (1)   
Goldmember keeps dead skin.
brycecoolasice 
  Vote (1)   
Nigel, Austin, Dougie reunited.
duh 
  Vote (1)   
Dutch guy speaks German.
Bavvy 
  Vote (1)   
Trades on old gimmicks.
Larry 
  Vote (1)   
Time to end franchise.
noncentz 
  Vote (1)   
Myers reinvents Studio 54.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (1)   
Man of mystery downspirals.
Tori 
  Vote (1)   
Mini-Me joins good guys.
randall 
  Vote (1)   
Midget is the star.
Ed Birch 
  Vote (1)   
Meyers is next Sellers.
Stone Junction 
  Vote (1)   
Springer-ish plot shrivels dry.
#1 Stunna 
  Vote (1)   
Old Alfie = Powers pop.
Cheddar's Finest 
  Vote (1)   
Seth Green comb over.
DrZm 
  Vote (1)   
DeVito not shortest actor.
Markandlain 
  Vote (1)   
Godzilla makes Austin-tacious appearance.
Batty 
  Vote (1)   
24 karat gold carrot.
JWMP 
  Vote    
Myers Caines film-going public.
Markdkny 
  Vote    
Big-haired Beyonce beautiful.
silverlynx35 
  Vote    
Mini-Me: mini driver.
MFNickster 
  Vote    
Myers goes Dutch.
Seigiryu 
  Vote    
Bald dwarf beats Austin.
hoggers 
  Vote    
Knobs and farting jokes.
big g 
  Vote    
Great cameos and piss-takes.
Mark8884 
  Vote    
First film minus laughs.
Jonny the Welsh 
  Vote    
Myers's schtick wearing thin.
Little Old Lady... 
  Vote    
Dutch dude likes skin.
george fourman 
  Vote    
Tragic smelting accident, hilarity.
FloatingCoffin 
  Vote    
Villain produces golden bauble.
FilmBuffoon 
  Vote    
Evil kidnaps Power's dad.
MelissaS 
  Vote    
Myers, his own enemy.
Portugeezer 
  Vote    
Best Actor: Beyonce. Sha-zam!
Stacky 
  Vote    
Myers beating dead horse.
Pumpkin 
  Vote    
Beyonc� management cashes in.
Nasher 
  Vote    
Meyer's Goldmember loses value.
mr_kit 
  Vote    
Mini Me changes sides.
David Muir 
  Vote    
Scott Evil goes bald.
The Nige 
  Vote    
Austin's dysfunctional family, 'mole'.
godspellgroupie 
  Vote    
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