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Reviews by 'JP'
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Star Wars Gangsta Rap (2000)
Yo da man!
Nov 28, 2009
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Independence Day (1996)
Will Smith survive?
Dec 3, 2009
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(14)
Spider-Man (2002)
Dunst falls for swinger.
Nov 28, 2009
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(12)
Lord Of The Flies (1963)
Savages beat little Piggy.
Nov 28, 2009
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(11)
Shrek (2001)
Shrek has nice ass.
Nov 27, 2009
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(11)
Breasts (1996)
Breasts hit big screen.
Nov 28, 2009
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(9)
Guess What We Learned In School Today? (1971)
Manley enough for Dick?
Dec 1, 2009
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(9)
Jurassic Fart (1996)
T-rank-o-saurus wrecks!
Nov 28, 2009
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(9)
Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker (2006)
Riders' mission sets Sayle.
Dec 4, 2009
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(8)
Catwoman (2004)
Halle is feline purr-fect!
Dec 4, 2009
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(8)
Shrek The Third (2007)
Third dose of ass.
Nov 26, 2009
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(8)
Star Wars Gangsta Rap (2000)
Yo to the Da!
Nov 28, 2009
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(8)
Death Of Tarzan, The (1963)
Famous swinger, RIP.
Nov 28, 2009
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(7)
Men Who Stare At Goats, The (2009)
Not baaaaad Clooney!
Nov 26, 2009
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(7)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Siths out the Windu.
Nov 28, 2009
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(7)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Carrey? God? God Almighty!
Nov 28, 2009
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(6)
Investigating Tarzan (1997)
For information on swingers...
Nov 28, 2009
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(6)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Ed is undead!
Nov 26, 2009
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(6)
Adventures Of Sharkboy And Lavagirl In 3-D, The (2005)
Lavagirl finds boy fishy.
Nov 28, 2009
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(5)
Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker (2006)
Darrius Sayles' sales sail!
Dec 4, 2009
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(4)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Must find new Holm.
Dec 1, 2009
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(4)
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)
Harry Po77er.
Dec 5, 2009
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(4)
Jurassic Park (1993)
Tim has shocking experience.
Nov 26, 2009
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(4)
Tigger Movie, The (2000)
Tigger angry with Pooh.
Dec 2, 2009
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(4)
Titanic (1997)
'Don't let go' ...sinks.
Nov 27, 2009
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(4)
Twilight (2008)
Vampire falls for Swan.
Dec 1, 2009
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(4)
Twilight Saga: New Moon, The (2009)
Jacob Black hits puberty.
Nov 26, 2009
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(4)
Up (2009)
Old man steals boy.
Nov 26, 2009
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(4)
Another Demonstration Of The Cliff-Guibert Fire Hose Reel, Showing A Young Girl Coming From An Office, Detaching Hose, Running With It 60 Feet, And Playing A Stream, All Inside Of 30 Seconds (1900)
Girl loving long hose ...
Nov 27, 2009
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(3)
AristoCats, The (1970)
Butler hates duchess's pussy...
Nov 28, 2009
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(3)
AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)
Aliens vs more aliens...
Nov 30, 2009
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(3)
Freaky Friday (2003)
Mother wakes in Lohan!!!
Nov 27, 2009
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(3)
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Beautiful Beauxbatons bemuse boys...
Dec 2, 2009
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(3)
Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince (2009)
Hogwarts headmaster hits heaven.
Nov 27, 2009
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(3)
Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince (2009)
Dumbledore deceases.
Nov 28, 2009
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(3)
Jurassic Park III (2001)
Digestion-proof mobile phone.
Nov 28, 2009
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(3)
Lord Of The Flies (1963)
Piggy gone pork chop.
Nov 28, 2009
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(3)
Spider-Man (2002)
Spidey loving goo shooter!
Nov 27, 2009
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(3)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Before Vader was Vader.
Nov 28, 2009
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(3)
Thomas And The Magic Railroad (2000)
Thomas tries without tracks.
Nov 28, 2009
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(3)
Adventures Of Sharkboy And Lavagirl In 3-D, The (2005)
Boy fin-ks she's hot.
Nov 28, 2009
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(2)
Bee Movie (2007)
Bee hits big screen.
Nov 28, 2009
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(2)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Breast implants? Call God!
Nov 28, 2009
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(2)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
God creates anal monkey!
Nov 28, 2009
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(2)
Confessions Of A Shopaholic (2009)
Bex's costly underwear addiction.
Nov 27, 2009
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(2)
Cool Runnings (1993)
Jamaicans are ice cold!
Nov 30, 2009
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(2)
Erotic Adventures Of Pinocchio, The (1971)
Boy lies: Gets wood.
Dec 11, 2009
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(2)
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011)
Danger dodging Dobby dies.
Nov 27, 2009
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(2)
Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince (2009)
Dumbledore endures Snape attack!
Nov 28, 2009
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(2)
Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince (2009)
Harry commits potion plagiarism.
Dec 2, 2009
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Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Harry rides his wood ...
Dec 1, 2009
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(2)
High School Musical (2006)
Gabriella, Troy make music...
Dec 1, 2009
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(2)
Hot Fuzz (2007)
Cop is an Angel.
Dec 1, 2009
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(2)
Ice Age: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs (2009)
Mammoth pregnant with peaches!
Dec 1, 2009
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(2)
Incredibles, The (2004)
CG-Incredible!
Nov 30, 2009
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(2)
Independence Day (1996)
Aliens enflame welcome party.
Dec 3, 2009
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(2)
Spider-Man (2002)
Meet spidey on web!
Nov 27, 2009
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(2)
Star Wars Gangsta Rap (2000)
Da 'arth' Vader.
Nov 28, 2009
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(2)
Thunderpants (2002)
Fatty's fart fuels flights.
Dec 1, 2009
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(2)
Toy Story 2 (1999)
Woody rides Jess' horse.
Nov 26, 2009
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(2)
Aladdin (1992)
Genie comes when rubbed.
Dec 3, 2009
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(1)
Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker (2006)
Computers now on Sayle!
Dec 3, 2009
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(1)
Alice In Wonderland (1951)
Disney's promotion of shrooms...
Nov 30, 2009
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(1)
Bee Movie (2007)
Bee-hold a buzzing movie.
Nov 28, 2009
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(1)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
God lifts girl's skirt.
Nov 28, 2009
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Bug's Life, A (1998)
Hopper is bugging Flik.
Nov 28, 2009
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Casino Royale (2006)
Blond Bond's despond ...
Nov 27, 2009
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Fast And The Furious, The (2001)
Cars 'n' Diesel ...
Dec 2, 2009
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Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Hermione harrasses Moaning Myrtle.
Dec 2, 2009
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Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
The Professor is Moody...
Dec 2, 2009
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Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Krum's Quidditch isn't Krummy!
Dec 2, 2009
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Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Can Krum claim quidditch?
Dec 2, 2009
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Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Weasleys wonderful tent TARDIS!
Dec 4, 2009
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Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Cedric dies, Potter cries.
Dec 5, 2009
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Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix (2007)
Students can't do OWLs!
Nov 28, 2009
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Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix (2007)
Dumbledore's Army curse Voldemort.
Dec 5, 2009
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Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Harry loves his wand!
Nov 26, 2009
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Ice Age (2002)
A sid(e)-splitting adventure!
Dec 1, 2009
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Ice Age: The Meltdown (2006)
Possums need proper parenting!
Dec 1, 2009
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(1)
Italian Job, The (1969)
3 minis, 1 job.
Dec 3, 2009
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Pink Panther, The (2006)
Clouseau is clueless.
Dec 5, 2009
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Transformers (2007)
Cube's located... on earth?!
Nov 27, 2009
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Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (2009)
Prime time for revenge...
Nov 30, 2009
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Twilight Saga: Eclipse, The (2010)
Werewolf-vampire tent snuggle.
Nov 27, 2009
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Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker (2006)
Darrius' computer production Sayles.
Dec 4, 2009
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AristoCats, The (1970)
Funky piano-playing cats!?
Nov 28, 2009
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Born Yesterday (1950)
Verrall's wedding dawns...
Dec 1, 2009
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Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Ginny writes Tom's Riddle.
Dec 5, 2009
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Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Whomping Willow's vehicle viciousness.
Dec 13, 2009
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Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011)
Dead Dobby.
Nov 28, 2009
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Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011)
No Dobby, more sobby...
Dec 1, 2009
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Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Krum flies on broom ...
Dec 2, 2009
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Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Weasleys grab old shoe ...
Dec 1, 2009
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Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Durmstrang's boat is Krummy!
Dec 7, 2009
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Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince (2009)
Snape finally gets job!
Dec 1, 2009
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Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince (2009)
No more Dumbledore!
Dec 2, 2009
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Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince (2009)
Dumbledore's depiction of death...
Dec 8, 2009
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Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Voldemort sucks unicorn!
Dec 1, 2009
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Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Broomstick makes Harry player ...
Dec 1, 2009
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Ice Age: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs (2009)
Sid hatches three eggs...
Dec 1, 2009
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