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Reviews by 'weegee'
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Air Guitar Nation (2006)
No axe to grind.
Jun 10, 2010
Scored 5/5
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G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra (2009)
Hasbros-in-arms.
Sep 25, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Anvil! The Story Of Anvil (2008)
Vibrator Plays Flying-V.
Jun 9, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Pan's Labyrinth (2006)
Don't Eat The Grapes !!!
Mar 7, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Bad News Bears, The (1976)
No cup for Tatum.
Aug 6, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Deep Throat (1972)
Nixon resigns ... no, wait.
Jul 24, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Spun (2002)
Green dog. Green teeth.
Aug 10, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Wrestler, The (2008)
Ram: main (cardiac) event!
Jul 1, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Brown Bunny, The (2003)
Write your own blowjob.
Aug 4, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Clash Of The Titans (2010)
Hot Medusa hardens men.
Aug 4, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Lawn Dogs (1997)
Ranger Devon's stranger danger.
Jun 16, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (1992)
Pro'log' to television series.
Sep 5, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Virgin Spring, The (1960)
Flagellation before payback!
Aug 17, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Box, The (2009)
Being and Footlessness.
Sep 27, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Equus (1977)
Agutter rolls in hay.
Jul 5, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Hardcore (1979)
Porn progeny protests predestination.
Jun 11, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Phenomena (1985)
Argentomology!
Jun 15, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Requiem For A Dream (2000)
Connelly experiences dildo guilt.
Jun 28, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Stardust (2007)
Gaiman's on the rise!
Oct 1, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Return Of The Living Dead Part II (1988)
Second helping of brains.
Jul 27, 2010
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Edgeplay: A Film About The Runaways (2004)
The Runaways' Blue movie.
Aug 27, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Inside Deep Throat (2005)
Much ado about sucking.
Jul 23, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Jennifer's Body (2009)
Fox: best fangs forever!
Jun 29, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Nixon (1995)
Quaker prez dupes thee.
Jul 27, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Onion Field, The (1979)
Savage steals. Seales squeals.
Jun 16, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Rocky Horror Picture Show, The (1975)
Frank, you're so Transyl-vain!
Aug 7, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Spun (2002)
Ephedramatic! F'in traumatic!
Jun 15, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(1)
American Beauty (1999)
Jilted jarhead kills star.
Jun 23, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Bigger, Stronger, Faster* (2008)
Shoot juice. Become governor.
Aug 30, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Exit Through The Gift Shop (2010)
MBW. OCD. ART? LOL!
Dec 20, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)
Pazuzu. Zzz.
Jul 8, 2010
Scored 2/5
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(1)
G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra (2009)
Nanomites chew the scenery!
Sep 25, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Last Exorcism, The (2010)
This exorcism film blows-ing.
Aug 30, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Return Of The Living Dead III (1993)
Body piercing zombie sizzles!
Oct 25, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby (2006)
Grandma tames Ferrell children.
Jun 15, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Tideland (2005)
Tideland: Tough on trains.
Jun 27, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Valkyrie (2008)
Cruise's eye wide shut.
Jun 28, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Book Of Eli, The (2010)
Braille Bible befuddles bully.
Jul 29, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Boot Camp (2008)
Island of Misfit Teens.
Jan 18, 2011
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Doubt (2008)
Fingernail Flynn strikes again?
Aug 7, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Hardcore (1979)
George joshes Jism Jim.
Jul 9, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
I'm Still Here (2010)
'The Village' Idiot.
Jan 18, 2011
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Let The Right One In (2008)
Oskar's invitation stops nosebleeds.
Jun 10, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Let The Right One In (2008)
Perpetual preteen punctures pedophile!
Jun 10, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Spirit, The (2008)
Tri-colored tripe.
Jun 27, 2010
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Traci, I Love You (1987)
Barely legal. Merci Traci!
Jul 5, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Wrangler: Anatomy Of An Icon (2008)
Jack wrangles crooner poon.
Jul 17, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(1)
9 Songs (2004)
9 songs. 7 inches?
Aug 3, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Jaws (1975)
Bruce chews the scenery.
Jun 10, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Lost City, The (2005)
Cuban nightclub crisis.
Jul 12, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Strangers, The (2008)
Masked murderers like Merle!
Jun 10, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Trick 'r Treat (2007)
Sam-slain on Samhain.
Jul 1, 2010
Scored 4/5
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9 (2009)
Burlap beings bungle apocalypse.
Jun 25, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Alice In Wonderland (2010)
Lacks a certain muchness.
Jun 9, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Boogie Nights (1997)
Fancy Dojo. Enormous Mojo.
Jun 10, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Exorcist, The (1973)
Flying priest greases beast.
Jun 25, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Fall From Grace (2007)
Crazy ol' Pastor Felch.
Sep 12, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Happiness (1998)
You've got spunk, Billy!
Jun 15, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Henry: Portrait Of A Serial Killer (1986)
Otis' sister in Samsonite.
Jul 8, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Kick-Ass (2010)
Fifth-grader switch-blader.
Aug 7, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Man On Wire (2008)
Petit's promenade parlays pussy.
Jun 27, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Runaways, The (2010)
Fanning nails Currie. Period!
Aug 7, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Shining, The (1980)
Scatman scared shitless.
Jul 5, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Spiderwick Chronicles, The (2008)
Anger management or boggart.
Jul 10, 2010
Scored 4/5
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This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Jo Mama Besser doomed.
Jul 13, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Whip It! (2009)
Riot grrrl rolls righteously!
Jun 8, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Woodsman, The (2004)
Red ball. Blue balls.
Jun 11, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Black Snake Moan (2006)
ConfedeRicci!
Jun 29, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Blue Velvet (1986)
Heineken voyeur strikes again!
Jun 11, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Crazies, The (2010)
Trixie virus flummoxes farmers.
Jul 5, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Cruising (1980)
Al confuses hanky code.
Jun 10, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Dawn Of The Dead (2004)
Dog immune to zombies.
Jul 18, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Demons (1985)
Metropol's audience participation film.
Aug 14, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Evil Dead, The (1981)
Ancient demons go camping.
Jul 8, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Exorcist: The Beginning (2004)
Pazuzu with fake tits.
Jul 30, 2010
Scored 2/5
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Glory (1989)
Brother against soul brother.
Jul 17, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Hangover, The (2009)
Losing Roller Girl's spawn.
Jun 9, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Informant!, The (2009)
This movie (whistle) blows!
Oct 21, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Jackie Brown (1997)
Soul stewardess digs Delphonics.
Jul 27, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Jesus Camp (2006)
President-loving preteen pentecostals.
Jul 1, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Legion (2010)
Savior survives smited diner.
Jun 27, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Night Of The Demons (2009)
Maddie hoodwinks unheavenly hostess!
Jan 3, 2011
Scored 3/5
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Notorious (2009)
East-West beef grief.
Jul 16, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Rocker, The (2008)
Geek's cheeks become chic!
Jun 10, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Taxi Driver (1976)
Mo-chicken-hawked cabbie.
Aug 5, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Taxi Driver (1976)
Insomniac buys lil' chicken.
Aug 5, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Waiting For Guffman (1996)
Showtime in stool capital!
Aug 5, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Where The Buffalo Roam (1980)
Tripping with whizzing prez.
Oct 22, 2010
Scored 5/5
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American History X (1998)
Smart skinhead regrets swastika.
Jul 5, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Basketball Diaries, The (1995)
Punk poet pursues piety.
Jul 24, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Boogie Nights (1997)
Dirk Diggler's dick dirge.
Jul 5, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Duel (1971)
Cat. Mouse. Hammers down.
Jul 23, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Dungeons & Dragons (2000)
Not many hit points.
Jun 12, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Fourth Kind, The (2009)
Mesopota-Milla channels Sumerian alien.
Jun 10, 2010
Scored 2/5
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See No Evil: The Moors Murders (2006)
Saddleworthless killing couple.
Aug 12, 2010
Scored 3/5
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State Of Play (2009)
PointCorpses!
Sep 5, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Chicken-hawk chocolatier retires.
Aug 29, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Adventureland (2009)
Love at first panda.
Sep 22, 2010
Scored 5/5
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All The President's Men (1976)
Lovelace namesake rats Nixon!
Jul 27, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Bad News Bears, The (1976)
Chico sponsors loveable losers.
Aug 6, 2010
Scored 5/5
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