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				Simon Birch (1998) | 
			 
				
			
			
				| 52 reviews | 
			 
			
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				Film rated 3.3 / 5 
				(Chick rating: 3.7 / 5) 
				(Guy rating: 3.4 / 5)
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		| Owen Meany liberally adapted. | 
	 
	
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		| Simon says drowning sucks. | 
	 
	
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		| Ashley Judd: lousy outfielder. | 
	 
	
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		| Simon offers theological challenges. | 
	 
	
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		| Kid's 'Father' really is. | 
	 
	
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		| Dwarf is philosophical giant. | 
	 
	
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		| Small person affects town. | 
	 
	
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		| Friend's shoulders: Simon perch. | 
	 
	
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		| Baseball boy beans broad. | 
	 
	
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		| Simon really created upstairs. | 
	 
	
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		| Little Leaguer truly little. | 
	 
	
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		| Real father not biological. | 
	 
	
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		| Tiny tyke's predictable parable. | 
	 
	
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		| Small miracles, big secrets. | 
	 
	
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		| Dwarf Carreys for friend. | 
	 
	
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		| Reverand rustles up baseball. | 
	 
	
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		| Thinks he's God's Stuntman. | 
	 
	
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		| Simon, Madonna bosom buddies | 
	 
	
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		| Miserable midget makes mate. | 
	 
	
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		| Diminutive batter drops Judd. | 
	 
	
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		| Judd's juggs, Simon's obsession. | 
	 
	
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		| Preteen Jesus = busload's savior. | 
	 
	
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		| Birch batters buddy's birther | 
	 
	
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		| God's instrument gropes girl | 
	 
	
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		| Bastard befriends short stuff. | 
	 
	
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		| Stunted simon, birches burden. | 
	 
	
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		| Dwarf kills baseballer's mum. | 
	 
	
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		| Midget with MILF attraction. | 
	 
	
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		| God's Instrument plays ... baseball? | 
	 
	
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		| Tiny boy, massive heart . | 
	 
	
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