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Ninth Gate, The (1999) |
| 55 reviews |
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Film rated 3.3 / 5
(Chick rating: 3.2 / 5)
(Guy rating: 3.2 / 5)
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| Polanksi's 'Satanic Verses'. |
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| Beast cellar, best seller. |
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| Langella's fireproof. Not. |
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| Depp's reading unleashes hell. |
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| Hot devil bangs bookbuyer. |
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| Wheelchair bound grandma cacked. |
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| Depp, devil, darkness, destruction. |
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| Read book, get slaughtered. |
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| Old book taken seriously. |
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| Bookish Depp raises hell. |
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| Searching Satans Library card. |
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| Bedeviled Depp; conclusion comes. |
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| Bad books beckon Beelzebub. |
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| Depp deciphers devilish drawings. |
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| Depp traverses European Inferno. |
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| Book dealer conjures Satan. |
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| Apocalypse published by Lucifer. |
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| Johnny opens Hell's doors. |
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| Novelization of 'The Ring'? |
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| Olin strangled with pentagram. |
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| Depp fornicates with succubus. |
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| Polanski's tongue-in-cheek P�rez-Reverte adaptation. |
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| Polanski's wife is Satan! |
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| Satanic book collector burns. |
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| Satanic Seigner fucks Depp. |
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| 'Club Dumas' without Dumas. |
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| Seigner levitates, copulates, conflagrates. |
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| Depp tackles devil, loses. |
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| Langella sets himself ablaze. |
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| Langella, Olin upstage Depp. |
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