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Elizabeth (1998) |
| 54 reviews |
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Film rated 4.1 / 5
(Chick rating: 4 / 5)
(Guy rating: 4.2 / 5)
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| Straight girl becomes ruler. |
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| Horny royal turns virgin. |
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| Mary's half-sister, quite contrary. |
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| Protestant Queen checkmates bishops. |
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| Cate's Liz- well Tudored. |
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| Feinnes' first royal tussle. |
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| Virgin Queen = false advertising. |
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| Rush starts medieval CIA. |
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| Queen decrees hymen repaired. |
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| England in D'Anjou-rous times |
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| Fiennes considered unsuitable partner. |
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| Liz gets royally screwed. |
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| Queen of (sexual) denial. |
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| Elizabeth 'marries' England. |
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| Explains the pale baldness. |
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| Naivete gets royal treatment. |
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| Virgin Queen's hymen intact? |
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| Accented Cate does Queen. |
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| Liz becomes virgin again. |
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| Bewigged Blanch-ette belies coquette. |
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| Blanchett feigns statuesque personality. |
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| Virgin queen feinnes love. |
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| Craig succumbs to Bondage. |
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| Lizzie's loyalists ravage rebels. |
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| Queen rushes spymaster appointment. |
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| Elizabeth's virgin, Mary. |
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| Fiennes = Elizabethan lover. Again. |
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| Aussie Cate rules England. |
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| Anjou's a complete fruit. |
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| Fiennes seduces virgin Queen. |
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| Elizabeth spares Lord Robert. |
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| Geoffrey Rushes Mary's murder. |
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| Cate takes throne, lover. |
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| If England's dark, Blanchett. |
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| Elizabeth saves/ gains face. |
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| Factually dubious cleavage romp. |
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| Australian reigns over Britannia. |
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| Virgin Queen beds Fiennes. |
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| Fiennes Queen becomes virgin. |
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| Princess survives adolesence, barely. |
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| Queen drags England forward. |
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| Virgin Queen? Apparently not. |
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