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				Snakes On A Plane (2006) | 
			 
				
			
			
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				Film rated 2.9 / 5 
				(Chick rating: 2.8 / 5) 
				(Guy rating: 2.7 / 5)
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		| Makes aviation hiss story. | 
	 
	
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		| Multi-Pythons, flying circuits. | 
	 
	
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		| Actually, snakes IN plane. | 
	 
	
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		| High concept screenwrithing. | 
	 
	
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		| Hijackers unarmed. (Unlegged, too.). | 
	 
	
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		| Coffee, tea or anti-venom? | 
	 
	
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		| Snakes become flier extinguishers. | 
	 
	
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		| Cold-blooded killers get high. | 
	 
	
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		| Coach passengers experience constriction. | 
	 
	
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		| Rattlers inhabit Southwest. | 
	 
	
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		| Some passengers get rattled. | 
	 
	
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		| No-hand luggage threatens 'plane. | 
	 
	
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		| Samuel Jackson kicks asp. | 
	 
	
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		| Aircraft reported hissing. | 
	 
	
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		| We're clear for snakeoff. | 
	 
	
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		| Passengers throw hissy fit. | 
	 
	
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		| Flyin' the friendly skiessssssssss. | 
	 
	
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		| Hijackers are cold-blooded. | 
	 
	
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		| Ophiciophobia at 30,000 feet. | 
	 
	
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		| Snakes, fangs for mammaries. | 
	 
	
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		| Sam Jackson's badasssss movie. | 
	 
	
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		| Jackson has reptile dysfunction. | 
	 
	
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		| Snakes slither into cockpit. | 
	 
	
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		| Pheromoned ophidians vivisect avionics. | 
	 
	
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		| Jackson finds snakes mo-fos. | 
	 
	
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		| Water moccasins inhabit Delta. | 
	 
	
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		| Jackson's challenges: Carrion, luggage. | 
	 
	
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		| Motherfuckin' snakes cause chaos. | 
	 
	
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		| Muthafuckin snakes, muthafuckin plane! | 
	 
	
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		| Gerard Plunkett, bit actor. | 
	 
	
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		| Samuel can't pronounce 'mother'? | 
	 
	
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		| Snakes flyin'. Flynn snaps. | 
	 
	
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		| Flynn decompresses, defenestrates, infestation. | 
	 
	
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		| Playstation pilot saves landing. | 
	 
	
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		| That flight really BITES! | 
	 
	
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		| Hissssssterical trolley dollies. | 
	 
	
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		| Ssssseven-four-ssssseven. | 
	 
	
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		| Gratuitous tits and asps. | 
	 
	
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		| Plane's passengers get rattled. | 
	 
	
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		| Ken's medical assistance refused. | 
	 
	
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		| Sssam Jacksssson flysss high. | 
	 
	
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		| Snakes slide past security. | 
	 
	
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		| Snakes hear Ezekiel 25:17. | 
	 
	
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		| Flight has terror-hissed. | 
	 
	
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