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Postman, The (1997) |
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Film rated 2.1 / 5
(Chick rating: 2.7 / 5)
(Guy rating: 2.1 / 5)
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| United States Post(-apocolyptic) office. |
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| Costner mails in performance. |
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| Postal employees given guns? |
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| Mumpless mailman's package delivers. |
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| Post-apocolyptic mail drama. |
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| Costner suffers mail dysfunction. |
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| Tom Petty, pacifist leader. |
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| Costner survives 2nd apocalypse! |
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| Costner delivers poor performance. |
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| Return to sender, please! |
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| Costner's ego posted again. |
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| Kevin Costner: male fraud. |
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| Protracted pretend postal poo. |
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| Postman delivers to Bethlehem. |
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| Postman hard on ungulates. |
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| Fraudulent postman shakes survivors. |
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| 'Special Delivery' doubly misnomeric. |
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| ST(upid) A(pocalypse) M(ercenary) P(ostman). |
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| Waterworld, except with dirt. |
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| Costner tries to deliver. |
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| Postman of the apocalypse. |
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| Costner tampers with mail. |
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| 'Dances With Postal Clerks'. |
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| Costner delivers mail ego. |
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| Postman dilates gene pool. |
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| Costner reinstitutes Pony Express. |
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| Slo-mo letter delivery: laughable! |
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| 2nd class apocalypse flick. |
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| UPS- Uninspiring Postal Saviour. |
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| 2013 President: Ringo Starr. |
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| Post-apocolyptic USPS beats today's. |
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| Costner's a wooden postman. |
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| Postal war survivor triumphs. |
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| Costner's 'Mad Max' envy. |
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| Post-apocalyptic postal apostles. |
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| 'Waterworld' without the water. |
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| Post-apocalyptic patriot delivers mail. |
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| RSVPs - Costner delivers personally. |
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| Copier salesmen leads hoard. |
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| 'Postman' delivers nothing worthwhile. |
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| Post-apocalyptic Pony Express. |
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| Mailman recognizes Tom Petty. |
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| Newsflash: Armed postal worker. |
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| Costner imagines daytime soap. |
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| Costner's donkey becomes soup. |
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| Costner steals skeleton's uniform. |
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| Mail enhancement saves Shakespeare. |
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| Costner's narcissistic hero. Again! |
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| Return to sender: Unwatchable! |
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| Powerful, patriotic, epic masterpiece. |
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| Poorly delivered dehydrated 'Waterworld. |
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| Man rebuilds civilisation, postally! |
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| Post-apocalyptic delivery system. |
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| Costner's delivery is off. |
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| Putting stamp on apocalypse. |
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| Shakespeare runs from Bethlehem. |
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| Bethlehem attracts lowly drifters. |
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| Pony Express makes comeback. |
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| Costner's film: Second Class. |
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| Costner's Messianic Il Postino. |
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| Petty sends Costner flying. |
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| FedExes fishman refounds America. |
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| Postman becomes survivor's hero. |
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| Costner stamps out baddies. |
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| Long delivery never satisfies. |
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| Good idea, badly miscast. |
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| Good intentions, sloppy script. |
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| Post's 'Petty' claims department. |
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| Postman has Petty experience |
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| Petty plays post-apocalyptic mayor. |
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| Costner = post-apocalyptic Ben Franklin? |
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| Postman defeats General Bethlehem. |
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| Costner obsessed with ass. |
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| Mankind's salvation: US Mail! |
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| Costner's career swan song. |
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