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E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982) |
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Film rated 3.9 / 5
(Chick rating: 4 / 5)
(Guy rating: 3.9 / 5)
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| Underages share long-neck. |
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| Walking scrotum lights up. |
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| Alien controls lunar cycle. |
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| E.T.: A Closet Terrestrial. |
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| Kids offer stranger candy. |
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| Cyclists nearly hit moon. |
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| Agents brandish threatening walkie-talkies. |
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| Child befriends walking poop. |
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| Alien provides own night-light. |
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| Yoda's less forceful cousin. |
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| Extra-Terrestrial markets Reese's Pieces. |
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| Junior gardener gets homesick. |
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| Alien creature meets Yoda. |
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| Short, squat space thingy. |
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| Alien with roaming charges. |
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| Stranded botanist escapes Feds. |
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| Fresh-faced Drew before drugs. |
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| Wily Coyote goes hunting. |
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| Illegal alien phones home. |
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| Soaring bike inspires logo. |
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| E.T.: 'S.O.S.! A.S.A.P.!'. |
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| 'Put on your Heartlight'. |
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| Shriveled penis, wilting flower. |
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| Alien's E.Ting Reese's Pieces. |
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| Alien Resurrection, Spielberg-style. |
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| Stranded Alien Calls Collect. |
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| 'Close Encounters' for kids. |
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| Independence Day, kiddie version. |
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| Bird? Plane? No! Cyclist! |
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| Extremely Terrifying animatronic chocoholic. |
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| Alcoholic alien nearly dies. |
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| Government captures 'illegal' alien. |
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| Bicycles amblin' past moon. |
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| Unwanted guest's long-distance call. |
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| Light-fingered alien's call collects. |
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| Offworlder seeks ride home. |
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| Barrymore's first scream. |
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| Brainless adolescent nonscience drivel. |
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| Extra-Terrestrial loved and lost. |
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| Close encounter, kiddy kind. |
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| Phoned home, abandoned friends. |
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| E.T. phones home- collect. |
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| Reese's Pieces + feces species. |
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| Alien's abandonment called 'miracle'. |
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| Alien power grows flower. |
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| 'Extra' terrestrial left behind. |
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| Elliot helps wrinkled alien. |
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| Long-distance bill skyrockets. |
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| M&Ms blows product placement. |
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| Alien fingers little kid. |
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| Alien befriended, captured, returned. |
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| Gen-X government hatred begins! |
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| Baby junkie fingers alien. |
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| Alien botanist gets lost. |
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| Visitor forgot his cellphone. |
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| Alien makes 'collect' call. |
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| Stranded alien touches hearts. |
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| Alien crossdresses, gets hammered. |
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| Spielberg Drew on childhood. |
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| Homesick alien falls ill. |
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| Brother's breath smells penisy. |
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