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Action, Adventure, Drama, War
Francis Ford Coppola
Francis Ford Coppola
Joseph Conrad
John Milius
Michael Herr
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Dennis Hopper
Martin Sheen
Robert Duvall
Colleen Camp
Laurence Fishburne
Harrison Ford
Francis Ford Coppola
Marlon Brando
Scott Glenn
R. Lee Ermey
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An Endless Summer

Apocalypse Now

(1979)
209 reviews
Film rated 4.3 / 5  (Chick rating: 4.2 / 5)  (Guy rating: 4.4 / 5)
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Kurtz needs to die(t).
Yukon 
  Vote (36)   
Mistah Kurtz- he fat.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (26)   
Charlie, Sheen.
[matt] 
  Vote (20)   
Napalm makes military scents.
Sludge 
  Vote (16)   
Insane Godfather in jungle.
turrell 
  Vote (16)   
Brando's rage against Ma-Sheen.
bennyr81 
  Vote (15)   
Soldiers fish for Marlon.
hustleboy007 
  Vote (14)   
Mumble in the Jungle.
Ali 
  Vote (13)   
Sheen don't surf.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (13)   
Chopper, Hopper, acid dropper.
punz 
  Vote (13)   
Smell napalm? In 'mourning'.
Yukon 
  Vote (12)   
Dark Heart of Vietnam.
demonic 
  Vote (11)   
'The End' at beginning.
boneman 
  Vote (11)   
Napalm as aromatherapy.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (10)   
Fragile Sheen, Fat Brando.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (9)   
Heady Hopper, journalist.
Gentleman Ghost 
  Vote (9)   
Apocalypse cow.
charlie 
  Vote (9)   
Hell i' Copters.
Obie 
  Vote (9)   
Surfin' U.S.Army.
Canklefish 
  Vote (8)   
Brando's cult jungle following.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (8)   
Wagner bombs in Cambodia.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (8)   
Good Morning Napalm.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (8)   
Begins with 'The End'.
eeyore19 
  Vote (8)   
Fat Brando. The horror.
Drew 
  Vote (7)   
Wagnerian helicopter scene surreal.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (7)   
Brando: Tribe's 'Odd Father'.
redPen 
  Vote (7)   
Fat Cow gets slaughtered.
Ali 
  Vote (6)   
Hugh Hefner sends reinforcements.
hiplingo 
  Vote (6)   
Brando plays crazed Buddha.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (6)   
Valkyries vanquish villages.
Sludge 
  Vote (6)   
Insane colonel, insane war.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (5)   
Apocalyptic Sheen tarnished.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (5)   
Napalm in morning. Genius.
shoon 
  Vote (5)   
President Bartlet whacks Godfather.
redPen 
  Vote (5)   
Napalm regarded as perfume.
Catuli 
  Vote (5)   
Morning napalm smells good.
Chris C 
  Vote (5)   
Consigliere leads to Godfather?
Sludge 
  Vote (5)   
Kurtz deserts, Sheen keen.
CrackerJack 
  Vote (5)   
Brando performs emphatic Kurtz-y.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (5)   
Army after crazy Kurtz.
GHcool 
  Vote (4)   
Head and soldiers.
Larry 
  Vote (4)   
Aromatic napalm lauded.
beluga 
  Vote (4)   
War loses its Sheen.
Danny77 
  Vote (4)   
Sheen sold up river.
thebrasseye 
  Vote (4)   
Brando's Heart of Darkness.
LPH 
  Vote (4)   
NaPalm d'Or Candidate.
Catuli 
  Vote (4)   
Francis fords river.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (4)   
Brando plays Cambodian God.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (4)   
Francis Ford steers Ford.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (3)   
Brando's jungle mumbo jumbo.
big g 
  Vote (3)   
Conrad goes to Vietnam.
noncentz 
  Vote (3)   
Godfather as jungle dweller.
turrell 
  Vote (3)   
Surf Nam: see Brando.
MguyX 
  Vote (3)   
Morning napalm. The horror.
thefunnie1 
  Vote (3)   
Vietnam 'Heart of Darkness'.
RedKate 
  Vote (3)   
Sheen's errand up river.
zeike 
  Vote (3)   
Victory scent curiously debilitating.
AC 
  Vote (3)   
Errand boy collects bill.
Montgomery 
  Vote (3)   
War insanity aptly depicted.
crochus 
  Vote (3)   
Brando mumbles; Sheen rumbles.
Ali 
  Vote (3)   
Slaphead Marlon's Viet- conga.
Sexton Ming 
  Vote (3)   
'Victory' smell is deceiving.
Sludge 
  Vote (3)   
Hopper's photographer utterly stranglable.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (3)   
Napalm smell loved, A.M.
Anthony 
  Vote (3)   
Kurtz hurts terminator wannabe.
clay 
  Vote (3)   
Glenn meets glen.
Sludge 
  Vote (2)   
Sheen desperately seeking Brando.
Paddy C 
  Vote (2)   
Brando's balditude, beratement baffling.
clay 
  Vote (2)   
Drunk Sheen punches mirror.
Pope George Ringo 
  Vote (2)   
Marlon Brando gives head.
george fourman 
  Vote (2)   
Napalm, Wagner, madness, horror.
Optic Poppa 
  Vote (2)   
Sheen goes hunting Marlon.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (2)   
Cambodian village becomes de-calf-inated.
Yukon 
  Vote (2)   
Charlie down- surf's up!
soda 
  Vote (2)   
Surfer Duvall cinematic immortality.
FloatingCoffin 
  Vote (2)   
Charlie vs Martin Sheen.
screwtop 
  Vote (2)   
Willard exercises extreme prejudice.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (2)   
Helmets protect balls.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (2)   
Stolen from Herzog's 'Aguirre'.
Deluxe 
  Vote (2)   
Larry Fishburne reaches puberty.
Al Swearengen 
  Vote (2)   
Bald Brando bonkers, bananas.
Stone Junction 
  Vote (1)   
Surfer survives 'Nam tsunami.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (1)   
True purple haze horror.
Spurting 
  Vote (1)   
Sailing upstream to Brando.
Jon Bandit 
  Vote (1)   
Coppola stoned in 'Nam.
Sexy Panda 
  Vote (1)   
Brilliant, sweaty bloody mess.
Gazbot 
  Vote (1)   
Wiry Martin, chunky Marlon.
Sarah 
  Vote (1)   
Tiger almost eats Chef.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (1)   
Napalm smells like victory.
Michael 
  Vote (1)   
Sheen drunk, not acting.
Spontaneous Hum... 
  Vote (1)   
Large role for Brando.
jd 
  Vote (1)   
Aroma of napalm intoxicating.
Batty 
  Vote (1)   
Duvall's surf and turf.
arocketman 
  Vote (1)   
Frederic Forrest: head's up!
arocketman 
  Vote (1)   
Chef loses cool, head.
arocketman 
  Vote (1)   
Sheen flipped, Brando ate.
deadskill 
  Vote (1)   
Sheen dicovers truth, Kurtz.
SoS 
  Vote (1)   
Wagnerian Vietnam epic dazzles.
randall 
  Vote (1)   
Sheen calls Kurtz, collect.
Batty 
  Vote (1)   
Cow, Brando slaughtered simultaneously.
soda 
  Vote (1)   
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